mocking entities edition
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doin sum mad tinking
Australia's warmed up :) Gonna be a hot January :)
still based
MARIAAAAAA, YOU'VE GOTTA SEE HER
GO INSANE AND OUT OF YOUR MIND
LATINAAAAA, AVE MARIA
A MILLION AND ONE CANDLE LIGHTS
>tfw you wake up being british and brexit is actually happening
dumb pirate frogposter
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name a better fight
what's based about her
I am uncertain about my penis length and now I do not dare to go outside, what should I do ?
mental to think someone sat down someday and made that picture
the lads
How do I get that slightly slicked back/pulled back hair without using gel or a ponytail
IF YOU WANNA HANG OUT
You'e gotta
Bring along
Cocaine.
She don't lie
She don't lie
She don't lie
Cocaine.
wear pants so no one sees your microprique
if you do not want open borders you have a small penis and science can prove it
Brainlet: Blair best PM
Brain: Wilson best PM
Big Brain: Gordon Brown best PM
Earth-Sized Brain: Jim Callaghan best PM
Solar System brain: David Cameron best PM
Galaxy brain: Theresa May best PM
Objective fact, all the experts agree.
hair wax
1. hates chinamen
2. loves cats
she's literally /brit/ the politician
Fuck off, you boring unfunny paki
What current spunky 20 something actress will play Theresa May in the biopic 20-ish years from now? My money's on Daisy Ridley!
the gang and I
but i don't have a large bulge.
alri theresa
alri dave
NEED to shag Anzu in her(his) boypussy(female).
m'dave
the LONDON PAKI fears the BEVVY
fucking aesthetic
VERY MIFFED LADS
SHITALIANS
THE ABSOULTE LITERAL STATE
THE londonANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO TOIL FOR 15 HOURS A DAY
``THE londinANUS ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING PINT!!..the londonANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT
THE ONLY EDUCATION THEY NEED COMES FROM HER MAJESTY:
"TOIL ALL DAY, SLAVE AWAY, DON'T FORGET TO PRAY, FIVE (5) TIMES A DAY!!"
-HOW DO YOU SAY Londoner IN ``LATIN ???
*``LONDINIOPITHECUS``
HOW TO RECOGNIZE A londonANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR PUNJABI COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY CROWD THEMSELVES ONTO EXPENSIVE PUBLIC TRANSPORT. LIKE ANIMALS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE NORTHENERS CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE WEAK AND EFFEMINATE
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED PAKIS
africa starts at the pyrenes
im shitting up their thread rn
She's definitely female right?
Christ alive look at the size of that
No bigger "fuck you" than cruising around in that blasting music
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alri deano
Realised I haven't been to the ocean in years. When was the last time you visited the ocean, and watched its unceasing restless energy?
still baffled by the british runt from yesterday, who in an attempt to justify the bizarre verbal practice of referring to pakis as asians, claimed that calling them pakis is an americanism.
>Christ alive look at the size of that
>No bigger "fuck you" than cruising around in that blasting music
got called racist in bakers delight
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every time i watch a daisy ridley interview i'm always taken aback by how much she sounds like a london brainlet chav
wish she was posh
how is it bizzare to call people from asia asians
>I'm not teaching you anything, what I am saying to you is that your country from the outside is a joke, and has been for a very very long time. Berlusconi, Rubygate, BEPPE GRILLO lmao
>it's all just a mess of shitty politicians and comedians gesticulating wildly.
YOU REALLY SHOWED THOSE WOGS LAD HAHAHAHAHA
imagine being italian
how the fuck does an Australian avoid the ocean
do you live in Dubbo or something (my condolences if this is the case)
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really annoying being a manlet, you can't do anything, not even get into fashion because you'll look stupid
honestly cannot stand her in star wars simply because of her accent
like listening to nails being thrust into my ears
wtf i love the destruction of western society now
The best part is they usually deny it too.
grim
it's purposefully unspecific as to remain politically correct
this has ruined Jack Daniels forever
t. Bing Wu
about 3 years and that was on a ferry
haven't ever actually been in the ocean since i was like 4 because i'm a landlocked runt
no it isn't you fucking idiot
how long should you wait to tell a gf about your fetishes for:
1. farts
2. piss
3. feet
> refugees ? haha not in my country
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Wow, the white genocide is real!
i can tell you're him
paki runt
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Bring on Sharia
never
never
never
>>refugees ? haha not in my country
thats not aesthetic you twat
pakis have been referred to as Asians long before the political correct era
Big lakes up there in Canada.
need a race of people that have the beauty of europeans, the intelligence of asians and the charisma and talents of africans
He's right; you're a fucking idiot
> refugees not welcome
>it's purposefully unspecific as to remain politically correct
it's called the human race
yeah true
love having more lakes than the rest of the world combined to be quite honest with you lad
what talents would that be
uh NO
The beauty of The Welsh, the intelligence of The Saxons, and the Charisma and Talents of the Danes.
>>refugees not welcome
french toot poster is a racist and fucks his little sister
ah yes, you're all correct
i sincerely apologise fellow earthlings
dancing
music
sports
athletics
art
comedy
sex
Insane how heights have skyrocketed in such a short space of time
A Western European under 6'0 is pathetic nowadays
melanin enriched hands typed this drivel
> I'm anti refugee
holy shit. during aparthed he would have been classified as a coloured here and definitely gotten a beating if seen with a white woman in public.
even richard spencer acknowledges these cool things about black people
i'm as white as frost and am happy this way, but i acknowledge the coolness of nigs
It's okay. Just fuck off back to your own general and stay there
hate trumps america
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a pedophile typed this
Anyone here kissless?
savouring a piece of smoked brie
"asians" are only "asians" if they have slanty eyes
Might have a late night poo
t. paki manlet trying to fit in
LMAO
Been enjoying washed rind cheese recently