/brit/

mocking entities edition

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doin sum mad tinking

Australia's warmed up :) Gonna be a hot January :)

still based

MARIAAAAAA, YOU'VE GOTTA SEE HER
GO INSANE AND OUT OF YOUR MIND
LATINAAAAA, AVE MARIA
A MILLION AND ONE CANDLE LIGHTS

>tfw you wake up being british and brexit is actually happening

dumb pirate frogposter

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name a better fight

what's based about her

I am uncertain about my penis length and now I do not dare to go outside, what should I do ?

mental to think someone sat down someday and made that picture

the lads

How do I get that slightly slicked back/pulled back hair without using gel or a ponytail

IF YOU WANNA HANG OUT
You'e gotta
Bring along
Cocaine.
She don't lie
She don't lie
She don't lie
Cocaine.

wear pants so no one sees your microprique

if you do not want open borders you have a small penis and science can prove it

Brainlet: Blair best PM
Brain: Wilson best PM
Big Brain: Gordon Brown best PM
Earth-Sized Brain: Jim Callaghan best PM
Solar System brain: David Cameron best PM
Galaxy brain: Theresa May best PM

Objective fact, all the experts agree.

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hair wax

1. hates chinamen
2. loves cats
she's literally /brit/ the politician

Fuck off, you boring unfunny paki

What current spunky 20 something actress will play Theresa May in the biopic 20-ish years from now? My money's on Daisy Ridley!

the gang and I

but i don't have a large bulge.

alri theresa

alri dave

NEED to shag Anzu in her(his) boypussy(female).

m'dave

the LONDON PAKI fears the BEVVY

fucking aesthetic

VERY MIFFED LADS
SHITALIANS
THE ABSOULTE LITERAL STATE

THE londonANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO TOIL FOR 15 HOURS A DAY
``THE londinANUS ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING PINT!!..the londonANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT
THE ONLY EDUCATION THEY NEED COMES FROM HER MAJESTY:
"TOIL ALL DAY, SLAVE AWAY, DON'T FORGET TO PRAY, FIVE (5) TIMES A DAY!!"

-HOW DO YOU SAY Londoner IN ``LATIN ???

*``LONDINIOPITHECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE A londonANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR PUNJABI COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY CROWD THEMSELVES ONTO EXPENSIVE PUBLIC TRANSPORT. LIKE ANIMALS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE NORTHENERS CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE WEAK AND EFFEMINATE
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED PAKIS

africa starts at the pyrenes

im shitting up their thread rn

She's definitely female right?

Christ alive look at the size of that

No bigger "fuck you" than cruising around in that blasting music

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alri deano

Realised I haven't been to the ocean in years. When was the last time you visited the ocean, and watched its unceasing restless energy?

still baffled by the british runt from yesterday, who in an attempt to justify the bizarre verbal practice of referring to pakis as asians, claimed that calling them pakis is an americanism.

>Christ alive look at the size of that
>No bigger "fuck you" than cruising around in that blasting music

got called racist in bakers delight

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every time i watch a daisy ridley interview i'm always taken aback by how much she sounds like a london brainlet chav

wish she was posh

how is it bizzare to call people from asia asians

>I'm not teaching you anything, what I am saying to you is that your country from the outside is a joke, and has been for a very very long time. Berlusconi, Rubygate, BEPPE GRILLO lmao

>it's all just a mess of shitty politicians and comedians gesticulating wildly.

YOU REALLY SHOWED THOSE WOGS LAD HAHAHAHAHA

imagine being italian

how the fuck does an Australian avoid the ocean
do you live in Dubbo or something (my condolences if this is the case)

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really annoying being a manlet, you can't do anything, not even get into fashion because you'll look stupid

honestly cannot stand her in star wars simply because of her accent
like listening to nails being thrust into my ears

wtf i love the destruction of western society now

The best part is they usually deny it too.

grim

it's purposefully unspecific as to remain politically correct

this has ruined Jack Daniels forever

t. Bing Wu

about 3 years and that was on a ferry
haven't ever actually been in the ocean since i was like 4 because i'm a landlocked runt

no it isn't you fucking idiot

how long should you wait to tell a gf about your fetishes for:

1. farts
2. piss
3. feet

> refugees ? haha not in my country

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Wow, the white genocide is real!

i can tell you're him

paki runt

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Bring on Sharia

never
never
never

>>refugees ? haha not in my country

thats not aesthetic you twat

pakis have been referred to as Asians long before the political correct era

Big lakes up there in Canada.

need a race of people that have the beauty of europeans, the intelligence of asians and the charisma and talents of africans

He's right; you're a fucking idiot

> refugees not welcome

>it's purposefully unspecific as to remain politically correct

it's called the human race

yeah true
love having more lakes than the rest of the world combined to be quite honest with you lad

what talents would that be

uh NO

The beauty of The Welsh, the intelligence of The Saxons, and the Charisma and Talents of the Danes.

>>refugees not welcome

french toot poster is a racist and fucks his little sister

ah yes, you're all correct

i sincerely apologise fellow earthlings

dancing
music
sports
athletics
art
comedy
sex

Insane how heights have skyrocketed in such a short space of time

A Western European under 6'0 is pathetic nowadays

melanin enriched hands typed this drivel

> I'm anti refugee

holy shit. during aparthed he would have been classified as a coloured here and definitely gotten a beating if seen with a white woman in public.

even richard spencer acknowledges these cool things about black people

i'm as white as frost and am happy this way, but i acknowledge the coolness of nigs

It's okay. Just fuck off back to your own general and stay there

hate trumps america

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a pedophile typed this

Anyone here kissless?

savouring a piece of smoked brie

"asians" are only "asians" if they have slanty eyes

Might have a late night poo

t. paki manlet trying to fit in

LMAO

Been enjoying washed rind cheese recently