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Democracy is non-negotiable! edition

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HORRIBLE game

>you will never life in a desolated wasteland only with the person you love and make a comfy life in the ruins of mankind

>A&W
yuck, Barq's all the way

came back from KFC
Im full now

>played Fallout 3 and 4 for 80 hours each
Never again

I'm gonna stroke my bf whilst he plays.
That's a new goal I have in life.
Thanks

Enclave > Brotherhood of steel (fo3)

w-what about the best in the series?
NV?

But the best in the series is 3

w e w
e
w

Lads do I look qt as a girl?

>best
you and I both know which one that is

Around that long as well, and I'm replaying it

>I'm gonna stroke my bf whilst he plays.
not
>im gonna kneel between his legs with his dicc in my mouth and everytime he kills something he pushes my head in his crotch. and when he does something especially good he redards you somehow.
>tfw feel bad now

Gonna get some wonton noodle soup for dinner

First for not being a homo.

BACK FROM THE ZOO!
Welcome home. Please make Fairy Bread when you can :3
Lewd af. W-wish I could have a gf do this to me desu.
LEWD AF AAAAAAAAH

B-btw I think someone from Liechtenstein visited this church desu :3

How are those Adani protests going? I heard one his major Australian contractors pulled out

>B-btw I think someone from Liechtenstein visited this church desu :3
why you think so?

Not sure desu.
Look at the map. The church put up maps of Australia, the world and the British Isles.

Hmmm.

periscope.tv/w/1dRKZbmqdpDKB

I like going on periscope and pretending I'm an NSA agent

Fuck, I left the wontons till last and now I'm too full to eat them

AHHHHHHHHH just saw a tranny on Periscope.

thats the risk of playing NSA agent

Who /homu/ here?

Not me. I just enjoy everyone here and being called cute.

th only homo thing in my house is my milk

cutie

Got some nachos lads.

I’m blushing desu.

Dead thread.

^dunno where everyone gone

I’m here desu. I was just waiting for everyone else to talk :3

Fuck, my phone's running out of battery

OwO you should get a charger.

did you know that you can put your phone into the microwav e to charge it?

Interesting desu. I-I saves this from the last thread. Would it be possible for us to spoon and still be comfortable with your h-heigh?

i really dont know

I'm back from making dinner!
Did you miss me!?!

I think as long as I’m behind it’ll be ok r-right?
I missed you deeply desu.

Don't make me shoot up the place!

i missed you 200%

Lots of cute shorties here
I did! What did you make?

>A special (You) from my bf get's stolen
this is no acceptable, this is a declaration of war

Will you accept this (you) as compensation

anyway, i heard the italo is a huge pleb lately? why is that?

Yes I will
(You)'s from you are worth 10x a normal (You)

I made some Capsicum chicken noodle stir fry.
It's the first time I've cooked a proper large meal without using any recipe and just used ingredients in the house.
And it was good! I wish could have tasted it.

Make? I was at the Adelaide Zoo desu.
D-did that girl pee herself?

>D-did that girl pee herself?
Yes
yes she did
I wish that was me desu (not in a creepy way though)

I don’t remember that from yesterday desu. He got into a fight with a kiwi I think though.

I'm not doing that again
Don't be edgy
Dunno, he's just kinda baiting people
It's easy to make that you, just wet yourself

Iunno that seems pretty creepy

for those of you who aren't too enthusiastic about the anime

He was literally shitposting and posting bait to get (You)'s.
I won't let him treat this place like fucking Sup Forums

Maybe I will then!

Do it you won't, even better pee in a cup then drink it all up like a good boy

>He was literally shitposting and posting bait to get (You)'s.
but that wasnt alaway like this?
is singas asutism contagious?

B-but that’s embarrassing desu.

Im watching news on tv. News caster is Ronald.

Usually he's pretty cool, but a last two day or so he's been really annoying
I would not trust him

No!
You aren't my dom! You can't make me do anything, that's my bf's job!

Not that I can remember
Though he probably was considering he's a med shitskin
I don't know why he suddenly turned into a Sup Forumstard cringelord

That's the point baka

I'd trust him
He makes good burgers, so he must also make good news.

I'm not trying to dom you, I'm just giving friendly advice

To drink my own pee?

Yes, is there something wrong with that?

WHATS GOING ON WHY IS RONALD ON YOUR NEWS?
I-I don’t understand desu.

No...
but I won't let you bully me into it, and I have already recently gone toilet so I couldn't even if I wanted to

That's fine, just drink some water and wait a bit
Maybe have one of those sips you like and see if it changes the flavor of the pee

I've already had a SIP today and I'm all out.
I have to be quite conservative with my SIPS as I don't go to the supermarket very often here.

sorry it is a joke on 2ch. I was watching them.
Ronald is very popular , so many joke videos are made.

Ronald would be disappointed in you.

What a shame, you could do lots of cool taste test experiments with various liquids being consumed and excreted

Oh so he wasn’t on the news? Why is Ronald so popular in Japan?

did you know, that when you paint a vehicle red its going faster?

Painted flames also give you around 50 horsepower

I don't think so...

>pantyhose
w-wew

>w-wew
would you like to wear that?

That's a very lewd squid

So are you attracted to all aquatic life not just fish?

I myself would rather wear kneesocks
But I very much enjoy the aesthetic of pantyhose

God I wish I was that squid girl

Кoт of extreme sleepiness

"cool"

Science is scary desu
OwO I know right.

whats that in the squids mouth?

dont disturb kot when kot is sleeps

I think we are alot less into this than he is...
what a pee obsessed creep

Squid ink perhaps

I think he is entertaining.so, there are many homage videos about him.

Imagine what you could do with those tentacles...
maybe refreshing would be a better adjective
You started it with your talk of pee, I'm just taking it to it's logical conclusion

Ooo ok then.

Why couldn't I have just been born a girl desu

>I'm just taking it to it's logical conclusion
I don't think doing taste experiments is the logical conclusion...
Anyway post more pet squid, this is very arousing.

LADS ALRIGHT
Situation: first day since 5 we have no clouds and the sun shines

go for a walk YAY or NAY?

Being a cute boy > being a girl
>being aroused by a squid
There really is no hope for you is there?

Walk is good, but not easy if you don't have any legs

*disturbs another кoт*

>There really is no hope for you is there?
Shut up
>What the squid is this
I wish it was me

Me too. (:-\
I want to reborn as a lesbian girl.

I'm out of petplay squids but here have a squid about to be raped
Yes, it would be nice to experience a cute yuri relationship

Have a quick peak of what I want to be

4 of these things apply to me

I-is this bad?
Go for a walk and take pictures desu :3
Cute dog
I wish we could get retrys desu. The Hindus have it right.

>There really is no hope for you is there?
you shouldnt judge him. you are a equally huge pervert

dont rape squids

>dont rape squids
What if I want to be raped?

then its *technically* not rape.
anyway, going outside now. hope i wont die