/ausnz/

Me and the lads edition

me on the right

imagine being a soviet and fighting off the nazis only to end up in a gulag after the war

top kek

The nazis could have won if Hitler transformed into a snake

There’s a hole in my bucket

wew is this an original copy of hitlers plan "operation nosteponsnek"
i thought they were all in museums

Germans blame italians in the north african wars because all the attack end up failing
Later it has been discovered that said attacks failed because the brits decipher Enigma messages making most of the fails up to the germans
I'm not gonna defend the poor leadership we had but at least we won one world war

>tfw 3 of my great-grandads were at El-Alamein
>tfw i will never go back in time and kill italians and or germans with them in the desert
fug that would be comfy

>this entire post

you would be the guy pissing himself

Most of the casualities were from the allies though

Does NZ have nice scuba diving spots?

North Africa was fucked from the start, the infrastructure in Libya was trash, the Axis couldn't bring in enough supplies, all they could do was delay the inevitable

Eh not really
We some have decent wreck dives from WW2 and Goat island is pretty nice but overall we have cold water and crap vis.
You would be better off in asia or australia
our reefs are crap
t. scuba diver

Ah, my ancestors :)

Oh god help me guys

>Eating at an Argentinian restaurant with my family since we’re all om holiday together for the week in Adelaide
>Italian waiter asks if we want the bill
>I tip him $50 and say “enjoy it”
>He asks what he could do to repay me
>I jokingly say “A kiss, it’s what you Italians do right?”
>Turn to laugh with family
>He kisses my cheek
>laugh it off and leave
>Feel embarrassed on the inside

I know it was a not-so-fun fact of the presumption of the germans at that times

Did you have to hide the erection?

>$50
What the fuck
Where is my money, cmon
rude

You tip him 50$,
Why so much?

Hmm. Shame that

You should have taken him out back and had him suck you off
oh right, dumb krauts, even if that was true they sent Rommel who was a awful commander

Anime posters OUT

>Rommel
As far as I know it was a good commander but I admit I dom't know much of military histories aside some "funny" facts

I’m not gay user. He was a manly Italian and not girly in the slightest.
I usually tip $50 or $20 depending on the meal cost and how nice the waiter was desu

Gonna play cards now byebye

Bye

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>Be Rommel
>Drive tanks into the middle of the desert against orders
>Run out of fuel
>Retreat
>Blame Hitler
>Get fired
>Get remembered as a tactical genius

where'd this new edgy aussieposter come from

Will Smith score a century?

You returned ^^

Will Smith is an actor m8

>chinkapoorean seeking to frot cocks

no, that was a meme the British made up, he was an awful strategist (wanting to push his limited forces to the Suez) and in terms of tactics he kept taking direct control which wasn't too bad, but it stopped the officers from their jobs

List of threads now RUN by /cric/

/hoc/, /bundes/, /afl/, /nrl/, /ausnz/ and we also run /s4s/

I'm a girl dumb cunt

what's a /cric/?

Gotcha!

More like dumb cunt girl

I don't know jack about the war, like I know the general progression of things but not anything about the battles and stuff

>being a weeb
>hating the nazis
you realise the nazis were allied with japan right

Patrician post

Same I don't like war related stuff
I like weapon though

I'm a germanboo but I hate the nazis

Elite and muscular post

Japan did nothing wrong!
Bombing mutts and executing gooks and chinks is an honorable profession!
Manchuria is nippon clay

It was a meme allie though more a pact than an allie

What does your model predict lad?

you can only pick one or the other

dumb 3DPD weapons can't stand up against cute magical anime girls like myself

/ausnz/ getting worked into a finna shoot by MUSCULAR /cric/

Stupid mutt

Not gonna argue that

East germans were commies you know?

Based on the Scorches depleted batting lineup and pitch conditions suiting the Renegades bowlers, Renegades to win by 15 runs

It's funny how retarded the nips were in were, the divide between the IJN and IJA is so great that the IJA even made it's own small fleet because it couldn't work with the IJN
calm down on the propoganda there mate
dumb mutt

Why have a weeb session in /ausnz/?

yo al derecha

me on the left

Shan’t be rooting for the Scorchers

/ausnz/ has always been like that since the split
in fact /ausnz/ split because we were too weeb

This thread is full of weebs and degenerates.
I shant be posting here any longer

>be on Sup Forums
>complain about weebs
There is a magical place called reddit recommend a visit

*peeks up your skirt*
shimapan

good post
traitors

>We
>Think you’re part of the ANZAC bros
kek

I created the first /ausnz/ after the split

Hi newfag, there are various boards on Sup Forums.

anime can stay, TRAPS MUST GO

all of then are anime boards
your point

not this again, you really didn't

Which basically serves no purpose. It’s mostly trash by non Aussies/Kiwis

what do you mean again
pretty sure I created the first thread after the butthurt lith chased us out
that was at night though

Seems both the singa and Italian are retarded

Why is everybody trying to claim my fucking thread lol, I guess they are trying to validate their existence in a thread that is unrelated to them

This is the best girl, if you think otherwise, you are probably a faggot.

There is nothing I hate more than newfags

>being this retarded
No wonder you’re a degenerate

I don't claim nothing
This is what I saw but you and the other keep calling me names
Again /ausnz/ is undoubtely yours but watch your words please

why are you here then
it's because i have no other achievements in my life other than things related to Sup Forums

to be fair I thing psycho and lithweeb made /ausnz/ threads way before you

Let them
I alredy "fix" the situation

Very Australian post

They made dead threads though
This is true though

>/ausnz/
Why are you using it as an excuse to show off your degeneracy?

And other people made /ausnz/ thread way before it even merged with /balt/

The whole idea of bragging about it is completely cancerous and retarded.
Anyway, if any other nationality other than aus/nz make an /ausnz/ thread it died because nobody wanted to post in that cancer.
It was only until we started making and staying in them when it meant anything, even if what the singa/ita say is true it's pointless because Pyscho also made dead threads

Please revaluate your opinion

because there were degenerates here and I joined in but apparently I'm the biggest degenerate

>make thread unrelated to you
>it dies
>claim you started all the threads
literal autism

but i made the first one that didn't die and resulted in ausnz splitting off from balt

t. autist

You can leave and have your own /weeb/ general.

Except it didn't because that happened like 5+ fucking times

I don't want to be mean but you didn't, I'm certain the lanklet you're replying to made the first recent /ausnz/

Please stop wait them to sleep
The website isn't theirs anyway

create one for me thanks
wever

Unironically the most retarded cunts

Jesus it's all coming back to me

Lithweeb and Pyscho were in the right all along
How could I have been so blind

self destructive way of thinking
what's the use of remaining somewhere you're not liked

>tfw no mommy gf

I know but it's fine really...

naw isn't, if it goes on like this I leave a general for the second time
won't do for me

You are probably Italian and German tho