/brit/

Queen of slags edition

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any Mao Zedong man in?

Whatcha up to lads?

>haha wheey what drinking games shall we play?
>what do you mean you dont wanna drink much tonight? come on dont be a boring bastard

Communism doesn't work

the unconventional british electronic sounds of Are brummie kid Actress
youtube.com/watch?v=3KmfY_Cu31s

*bows down*

apparently in hebrew, "nnnnnnnnn" means haha

More of Tito fan myself

wtf
twitter.com/SteveDawson0972?lang=en

done 3 big poos today
quite pleased with myself

need a bf lads

Dead Trim

Going to bed soon.
You?

baby

me with the silmaril

my dad is ridiculously generous lads. i checked my bank account earlier today and noticed my dad had transferred £250 into my bank for some reason. i called him to ask why he did this and he just said "because i love you"

a big out of the blue especially after he gave me a grand for christmas

>Scotland
>Scottish """"""people""""""

*enters thread*

thought /brit/ was a Sup Forums thing, what's wrong you blokes

My record in a day is 8 or 9. I was basically just pissing out my ass

>/brit/
more like quit.
[spoiler]this is my last post ever here, lads[/spoiler]

nought wrong with them

Good to see Moby's still at it

fuck off yank

same. need this guy in my life

insanely fuckable
youtube.com/watch?v=8VdhrFB-ZUU

>just finding out about are steve
state of you, even facebook normies know him

Already in bed with my laptop, not even that tired just have nothing else to do

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where in france are you

told my mum i needed some money for food and she sent me a tenner through the post lol

>he finally responds
>"dunno mate"
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHA

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

I think you're dad might be planning suicide mate

national autism

I'm learning to listen to my body as I get older.

Dog's barking at hapas again

miss him

I went outside and it was all icy and I slipped over and landed on my bum and a group of teenagers were hooting with laughter at me

first 3 eps of black mirror are boring af

it was a mistake to make charlie brooker think he could write for tv

should stick to playing vidya the stupid drop out brainlet

who's that?

can't get enough of MGMT's new song

>go to the pub with someone else
>he's there with his other friends
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*wheezing*
LOOK AT HIS LIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what a lad

what really???

reminder
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who is this semen demon. Red heads are fit desu.

haha are you from the police forces I'm not telling you that, will make an exception if you're gay tho x

Never mention my balding ever again or you'll have a foot straight through the teeth. It's a bit of a laugh pulling teeth out of leather the day after

>What did I mean by this?

see you tomorrow pieter

Sounds like you are in the right place. Just throw a few random wiki pages into the mix and you are golden.

>youtube.com/watch?v=zvkmLnS4sAQ

is this the most kino TV scene of our generation?

I have a mate who I'm always asking to go out and do fun stuff, but seems he'd rather stay in and watch telly all day every day.

the world is their oyster


and by world i mean all the dicks there are

hahaha bellend

Which part of the south france should I go to next
already been to Nice, Monaco and Avignon

hahahahaahhaha
>looks at flag
*stops laughing >:c*

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good poste

you saved this from me in that world cup thread didn't you

its an american male

snap

that blondes are ugly?

yeah
>male
yeah still need a name lad

look at those beta orbiters damn
youtube.com/watch?v=V-4znZWcjH4

really wish she had a bigger cock

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>I am the leader of one country which has two alphabets, three languages, four religions, five nationalities, six republics, surrounded by seven neighbours, a country in which live eight ethnic minorities.
could any rorke say something like this?

once i cut my arm open and used the blood as lube
another time i cut my arm open and painted my face red with the blood
i was in the mental hospital and shit on the toilet seat and the old schizos got the blame
sometimes i'd wake up, steal money off my mum and go to the shop and buy a bottle of frosty jacks and get pissed before i went to school
i used to steal my mums painkiller and get fucked up on them in school
guarantee i'm the most rotten, horrible fucker on this general

who is this non-bespectacled sperm receptacle?

sarina valentina
unfortunately got a cock

Toulouse is known to be a festive place for students, no other ideas

got the ol' 'cide planned for NYE lads
doubt it'll make the news but definitely check basingstoke local news nonetheless

watching black mirror and a character just said
>I'm british
I've never heard anyone say this in my life

shall henceforth be posting Actress tracks (for the purpose of listening by the general public)
youtube.com/watch?v=C0FmZReUWXU&t=198s

She was my favourite transgender
Until based Blaire White came along :)

*fortunatley
Gonna have a quick wank lads see ya in a bit

>Over the past five years, we have laid the foundations to significantly improve returns and grow value

What did he mean by this?

>Scotland

gonna go to mates house to get pissed tomorrow

should i bring beer or take the ol' pop+vodka route

ate too much cheese

Maybe they are married or gay.

youtube.com/watch?v=5VcQP1HXN_w

Didn't laugh once

>have six 8.1% beers
>want to drink them but know they won't get me drunk enough to pass out

fapped over a video of """her""" giving a blowjob and I don't regret it desu

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>whitey is lactose intolerant
haha weak person

*easily shatters your pathetic glass jaw with a slow, off-target left hook*

frosty jacks ya soft shite

I once left the milk out of the fridge

Cx

don't like cidre. 'tis akin to urine

>"""her"""

Call 03444991000 we ring you back
>www.pscp.tv/w/1ynKOoRAmPOKR

sarina valentina

spoiler alert: he got addicted to getting plastic surgery and fucked up his pretty face

any other abhorrent genetic misfires in this thread?

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