/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

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Mike "270 electrical votes" Pence

In Tennessee atm

making bread lads

nice apu

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Mike "flay a gay" Pence
Toast that bitch

Born and bred Yankee here. What is a perfect date for a Dixie woman? Met a qt from Mississippi and I don't wanna fuck this up.

Wew lad

>Met a qt from Mississippi
doubtful

go to a lake or something, just do something outside with her

I don't really care if you cry

ah yes page 9

not understanding this new cobb county poster myself

he's either trying to make a joke or we're from the same city

voted for trump and now dont like him so many idiots here in WV still like him

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>Hey, I was thinking we could just freeze our asses off sitting by some lake and admiring the dead trees

k

>not hiking around in the winter while she clings to you for warmth
absolute plebshit

>clings to user on first date
Yea, I bet.

Thinking of selling everything, telling 'em all to go to hell, and moving to your state desu

noice. i was going to make french bread today but didnt

supp /dix/

>flaglets

As a Californian, I like my southern folks

Northeasterly winds of 10 to 15 knots, lads

that sounds very powerful
or not, I have no idea

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california :3

me right now

A knot ia just over 1mph

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that's not that bad

that's very interesting
tell me more about the sea

arent you the one that works in a nursery

yes

my orchids are hibernating :(

what's so interesting about boats anyway

It's full of dolphins and pelicans

Those are fightin words.

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damn.....

Hi.

ayup, La

thats a good thing tho

means theyre going through their yearly cycle properly

:3 yay.. thanks `

>their cycle
Plants don't menstruate

Just got back from Northern Mississippi.

Don't go to Northern Mississippi.

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I miss Jeb. I hope he's happy.

me too

ye just dont forget to keep watering it even tho its gone dormant

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Behold, Gen Z's greatest creation

literally ate a box of a dozen yesterday

10/10/10/10/10

>he ate a box full of cum
fag

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>fell asleep at exactly 8:02
>wake up at 12:03
every fucking time, always exactly 4 hours

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autism

dedxie

Y'all ever see someone talking into one of those Apple Watches?
It's hilarious

Saw some blue haired antifascist bitch today smoking a cigarette outside of her minivan
Why can't these people die already

alivexie

imagine having a prominent art school in town

scad
more like
scat

We don't thank God
90% sure she's transplant scum though

P much
We do have to begrudgingly thank them from the architectural program restoring some buildings around though

These people are never actually from the same side of the country they live in

>fall asleep at 8
>wake up at 2 in the morning
kill me

>tfw sleeplet

iktf
I'm going to die at 60 because I haven't had eight hours of sleep since I was 13.

I was a sleeplet until I got a job

the last time I worked a 9 to 5 job I still went to bed at 2 or even 3 in the morning every night.

>>>>-5
gay schedule

as opposed to what?

2/6PM - 12:30AM

>he works until midnight every day
sounds like shit tbqh

>no traffic on the drive home
what's shit about that?

I would take a night job in a heartbeat. I'm always up anyway and they pay more.

Hey, I know a lot of mena people go on this general so i'll just use this to ask my question instead

I'm not MENA, but I noticed that Jews, despite literally being based around a tribal religion, are much less tribalistic than muslims where islam is supposed to be a religion to spread to everybody? Why is this? You hear about Jews adopting all the time, and they accept outsiders to their religion all the time even though they're supposed to shy away from it. When's the last time you heard a muslim family adopting?

there's just a Turk and an Israeli but yeah they'll probably give you a better answer than /mena/ would.

>I know a lot of mena people go on this general
>mfw
Either way, Jews can be pretty tribal too; the difference is they aren't violent nutters who are the only group of people who are more backwards now than they were 1000 years ago

something in the way, she moves
attracts me liiiiike
no other
lover

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hello??
HELLO??!!!?
WHERE IS EVERYONE
AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

>AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

I knew a good old aggghhhh post would summon you israelbud

The answer to all your questions is, cause arabs.
Arabs are inherently tribal, which is why the religion that they created that sits in the center of arab culture, is also tribalistic. Foreign cultures to arabs such as persian and turkic that gets infected by this cancer also ends up tribalistic and feral

they are descendent's of Ishmael
Genesis 16
11The angel of the LORD said to her further, "Behold, you are with child, And you will bear a son; And you shall call his name Ishmael, Because the LORD has given heed to your affliction. 12"He will be a wild donkey of a man, His hand will be against everyone, And everyone's hand will be against him; And he will live to the east of all his brothers."

About laughed my guts out at this.

*performs surgery to put your guts back in*

Oh nice, thanks.

Why is the Pentagon being so open about UFOs all of a sudden? It's freaking me out.

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>everyone in 93 is making songs disrespecting women and calling them bitches
>2pac comes out with this

he also criticizes the black community in "brenda's got a baby"

might go to bed soon it's getting a bit late

decided against it

scientists predict that the first person to live to 150 has already been born

i'd hate to live to 150
imagine being 75 with back pain and shit and the doc tells you you're only halfway there

because that's how doctors work
eng*neers everyone

fucking chemists