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Me attempting to accomplish things in my life edition.

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Me and you desu

gonna find a yank gf while i’m here buds and bring her back to canada with me

what the fuck i just saw a Subway with a drive thru??? i love america now????

gonna find a chinese wife while i'm in canada and bring her back to america with me

Me on the left and you on the right

For once the black guy is bigger

overheard my dad watching a commerical that said the words "beta male cuck" in it. what the fuck has this country come to?

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gonna have to go to hongcouver or pooronto

I think it's because people take out their insecurities on other people while having anonymity on the internet

>this country
it's just the legacy media doing it's one last kick for attention after getting neutrons fired into them by autistic frog worshipers

bye for the week lads

:3 no offense

I'm going to die soon man

bye ryan
don't die from your eggs

>bye for the week lads

Is this true?

>it's not a lain thread

never met another person under 50 who considers elvis presley to be better then lil wayne

cunt please

both shite

Why are japanese girls so cute

listening to a pseud talk about fuckall

kill me

good edition

amerimonkeys

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what dank memes are the best ot 2017? lol normies!

me irl

you filthy normie! (lol)

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what is the appeal of moe anime and culture? to me it just seems like it's for autists. personally i enjoy anime but simply do not understand moe. am I just too low IQ?

LOL

if i was a robber what would i take from your house
asking for a friend

Asian pride worldwide

the appeal is cute girls

My xbox and TV. the only thing of real value I own

>There are various interpretations of the concept of "moe,"[3][30] and the subject has been heavily discussed.[31] Psychologist Tamaki Saitō considers the "moe" used by otaku to be the embodiment of their particular kind of sexuality.[32] Saito points out that while otaku creations fulfill an abnormal impression of sexuality, few otaku actually apply this impression to real life.[32] He thus argues that moe is something that sustains the otaku's sexuality within a fictional world, with the fiction itself being their subject of desire and having no need for reality

the hell is this drivel

youtube.com/watch?v=gD9O-aPT1Js

>buy an energy drink for $3.75 back home
>they’re 2 for $2.50 in american gas stations

ITS NOT FAIR

my boipucci
the only thing of value i own

me on left canada on right
youtube.com/watch?v=LmhIizQQol0

normie blabber

in short, otakus are autistic perverted degenerates on the level of furries

>otakus

from what i have read, otaku is just japanese slang for people with obsessive interests. so they are more like geeks who tend to be obsessed with anime

do i pass as a girl?

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took this pic today

>1:08 AM
we're long past that

alphas dont use sunglasses to look at the sun

After 6 months in a relationship with my gf I thought I had pass over my homosexual desires but today I screwed big time.
I got high as a kite with gf and ended up fucking with the lights turn off, for a whole 10 minutes I imagined I was fucking a boy and it felt so fucking good I wanted to cry.
I can't explain this feeling, she knows I'm a closet bisexual, and she knows I have kissed with guys before, she even dresses tomboyish and recently cut her hair down to her ears right after I told her I had a fetish for that.
I fucking love this woman, but god damn I really wanted to cry like a fucking baby when I imagined she was a boy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

become celibate and trip on mescaline for the rest of your days

sleep early in the morning dummy

any bitcoiners in here

as a very successful camwhore, i recommend you should try lube

got a filtered reply

im stabulous

my girlfriend thinks im a lousy hunter
having your pelt on the wall will change her mind

why do you make these go to bed posts every night? are you trying to be the sleep police?

autism

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>you fell for the LINK meme

grim post
did you just say hunter?

dem call me young mommy

pretty sure tollways/checkpoints have weight limit sensors

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only leave the tv on so i can pretend i have a gf thats watching it

wonder if Sup Forums is rangebanned in buttfuck alabama like Sup Forums

>a home for christmas
>drinking and walking around my house at nearly 2 am pitch black
>everyone's asleep and it's pitch black
>go downstairs for more booze and prime rib roast i cooked on christmas
>have bluetooth headphones so I can shit in the guest bathroom with music being brodcast from my room upstairs
>gonna jack off later because haven't in over a week

Now THIS is comfy.

>subway with a drive thru
Where? I've never seen that.

>be Canada
>claim to be good at hockey(0 Stan lee cups in 24 years)
>lose to junior American patriots in front of millions

Would HATE to be Canadian, buds

2 subways in my area have drive thrus and I don't live in a city. I don't think it's that uncommon

If you were okay with me impregnating a real woman in order to have my own offspring, I'd marry you in a heartbeat.

are those abnormally tall girls or are sitara and himura really short?

Noooooo

European hours

kill yourself kid
every fucking time I want to post in here but it's all some subhuman spamming his pretentious garbage all day long with not a single word. For once this thread is not made by some dirtbag so fuck off and kys

zip it you meannie!!!!!

hahahhaha.
Such a cute clumsy downsyndrom girl.

My suicide note is going to mention my crippling anime addiction

Why can't I come up with interesting original characters that aren't edgy or dumb?

Do not commit suicide, you are an American.

you are toothpaste so I don't think that comment means anything

If i would get greencard and move to USA would i get my complimentary THICCC wife from the US government?

No

Yes

thats not thicc, its fat

Thank you USA *starts filling out green card form*

She's fat, but the torso upwards could be THICC

Fat people are disgusting

*wakes up*
*rainbows appears and beautiful birds start singing*

Why do Japanese women act so super silly?

because women are naturally lesbian.

:)

Good morning my /cum/bums

gooten tog