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Me and you desu
gonna find a yank gf while i’m here buds and bring her back to canada with me
what the fuck i just saw a Subway with a drive thru??? i love america now????
gonna find a chinese wife while i'm in canada and bring her back to america with me
Me on the left and you on the right
For once the black guy is bigger
overheard my dad watching a commerical that said the words "beta male cuck" in it. what the fuck has this country come to?
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gonna have to go to hongcouver or pooronto
I think it's because people take out their insecurities on other people while having anonymity on the internet
>this country
it's just the legacy media doing it's one last kick for attention after getting neutrons fired into them by autistic frog worshipers
bye for the week lads
:3 no offense
I'm going to die soon man
bye ryan
don't die from your eggs
>bye for the week lads
Is this true?
>it's not a lain thread
never met another person under 50 who considers elvis presley to be better then lil wayne
cunt please
both shite
Why are japanese girls so cute
listening to a pseud talk about fuckall
kill me
good edition
amerimonkeys
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what dank memes are the best ot 2017? lol normies!
me irl
you filthy normie! (lol)
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what is the appeal of moe anime and culture? to me it just seems like it's for autists. personally i enjoy anime but simply do not understand moe. am I just too low IQ?
LOL
if i was a robber what would i take from your house
asking for a friend
Asian pride worldwide
the appeal is cute girls
My xbox and TV. the only thing of real value I own
>There are various interpretations of the concept of "moe,"[3][30] and the subject has been heavily discussed.[31] Psychologist Tamaki Saitō considers the "moe" used by otaku to be the embodiment of their particular kind of sexuality.[32] Saito points out that while otaku creations fulfill an abnormal impression of sexuality, few otaku actually apply this impression to real life.[32] He thus argues that moe is something that sustains the otaku's sexuality within a fictional world, with the fiction itself being their subject of desire and having no need for reality
the hell is this drivel
>buy an energy drink for $3.75 back home
>they’re 2 for $2.50 in american gas stations
ITS NOT FAIR
my boipucci
the only thing of value i own
me on left canada on right
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normie blabber
in short, otakus are autistic perverted degenerates on the level of furries
>otakus
from what i have read, otaku is just japanese slang for people with obsessive interests. so they are more like geeks who tend to be obsessed with anime
do i pass as a girl?
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took this pic today
>1:08 AM
we're long past that
alphas dont use sunglasses to look at the sun
After 6 months in a relationship with my gf I thought I had pass over my homosexual desires but today I screwed big time.
I got high as a kite with gf and ended up fucking with the lights turn off, for a whole 10 minutes I imagined I was fucking a boy and it felt so fucking good I wanted to cry.
I can't explain this feeling, she knows I'm a closet bisexual, and she knows I have kissed with guys before, she even dresses tomboyish and recently cut her hair down to her ears right after I told her I had a fetish for that.
I fucking love this woman, but god damn I really wanted to cry like a fucking baby when I imagined she was a boy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
become celibate and trip on mescaline for the rest of your days
sleep early in the morning dummy
any bitcoiners in here
as a very successful camwhore, i recommend you should try lube
got a filtered reply
im stabulous
my girlfriend thinks im a lousy hunter
having your pelt on the wall will change her mind
why do you make these go to bed posts every night? are you trying to be the sleep police?
autism
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>you fell for the LINK meme
grim post
did you just say hunter?
dem call me young mommy
pretty sure tollways/checkpoints have weight limit sensors
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only leave the tv on so i can pretend i have a gf thats watching it
wonder if Sup Forums is rangebanned in buttfuck alabama like Sup Forums
>a home for christmas
>drinking and walking around my house at nearly 2 am pitch black
>everyone's asleep and it's pitch black
>go downstairs for more booze and prime rib roast i cooked on christmas
>have bluetooth headphones so I can shit in the guest bathroom with music being brodcast from my room upstairs
>gonna jack off later because haven't in over a week
Now THIS is comfy.
>subway with a drive thru
Where? I've never seen that.
>be Canada
>claim to be good at hockey(0 Stan lee cups in 24 years)
>lose to junior American patriots in front of millions
Would HATE to be Canadian, buds
2 subways in my area have drive thrus and I don't live in a city. I don't think it's that uncommon
If you were okay with me impregnating a real woman in order to have my own offspring, I'd marry you in a heartbeat.
are those abnormally tall girls or are sitara and himura really short?
Noooooo
European hours
kill yourself kid
every fucking time I want to post in here but it's all some subhuman spamming his pretentious garbage all day long with not a single word. For once this thread is not made by some dirtbag so fuck off and kys
zip it you meannie!!!!!
hahahhaha.
Such a cute clumsy downsyndrom girl.
My suicide note is going to mention my crippling anime addiction
Why can't I come up with interesting original characters that aren't edgy or dumb?
Do not commit suicide, you are an American.
you are toothpaste so I don't think that comment means anything
If i would get greencard and move to USA would i get my complimentary THICCC wife from the US government?
No
Yes
thats not thicc, its fat
Thank you USA *starts filling out green card form*
She's fat, but the torso upwards could be THICC
Fat people are disgusting
*wakes up*
*rainbows appears and beautiful birds start singing*
Why do Japanese women act so super silly?
because women are naturally lesbian.
:)
Good morning my /cum/bums
gooten tog