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new black mirror season is shit

Why does Australia have meme journalists/social media baiters?

Going on a date with girl from Bumble on Monday, I repeat, date with human female on Monday, this is not a drill

Listen to Def Leppard lads. The best is yet to come.

...

DOESN'T*****

ONE MORE TIME
ONE MORE TIME

>going on a date with a bumble thot

CHOON: youtube.com/watch?v=EztbyhAJNtk

How did you manage to pull that one off lad

took a look at /cum/
grim

pulling my 2nd 24hr this week, lads. sleep cycle is absolutely in shambles.

did people really dress so sillily in the 80s?

I AINT GOT NO MANNERS FOR NO SLUT
IMMA PUT MY THUMB IN HER BUTT

why the hell am I even awake this early?

truthbomb: the 90's really weren't that great

people dressed worse in the 90s

ive been trying to fix it for about 2 weeks
its my 8th attempt now and I'm confident with enough cups of tea I won't doze off for an hour

that fucking hour doze off has fucked me up in all my attempts now. its like 1 hour of sleep is the same as 8 hours of sleep and stops you sleeping for another day

BLIMEY :DDDDDDDDD

Thoughts on the protests in Iran?

Going to convert to Christianity lads

Albania is called 'Shqipëria'
China is called 'Zhongguo'
Croatia is called 'Hrvatska'
Egypt is called 'Miṣr'
Finland is called 'Suomi'
Germany is called 'Deutschland'
Greece is called 'Hellas'
Hungary is called 'Magyarország'
India is called 'Bhārat'
Ireland is called 'Éire'
Japan is called 'Nippon'

really want a pet yank

We're full. fuck off

>leaving the tribe

I mastered the sleep cycle reset ages ago

the trick is to masturbate 6 times when you're trying to stay up
it gets you on the edge

As far as pop culture/movies/TV/video games both 80s and 90s were great. As far as music the 90s sucked. Would take glam hair metal ballads any day over grunge or alternative bullshit.

are you me lad

>alternative bullshit.
DON'T YOU DARE SAY SUCH SACRILEGE ABOUT PRIMUS

Judaism is transferred from the mother. Jesus himself and all his early followers and apostles were Jewish.

not true

jewboy lend us a quid plzzzz

shut up

Unironically have the worst years ending in 7, 1997, 2007, 2017 the ***8 years have been great so far though

2008 was shit

watched all of serpentzas videos, don't know what to do now

>Jesus himself and all his early followers and apostles were Jewish

Don't think Jesus spent most of his days poring over the arguments of dead rabbis to find new ways to logictrap God

i'm a nigger

everything from about 2003 on is a complete blur
don't remember any of it

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love this advert so much, love the tune and how it bounces and flows

BRAAAAAP

cat is trying to kiss me

The indian ocean is my least favorite ocean

Tfw no sugar mommy

*enters the thread*

this would solve a lot of problems

>"Scotland was a mistake" - Irvine Welsh

mum is angry with me

I just remembered that on my way back from the pub I found one of those wooden bench+table things and I threw it in the canal
giggling to myself

On a boat

>1066
>southern poofs bend the knee and say "o-oui"
>north kicks up ten shades of shit and thrashes about until the norman himself has to come set us straight
like pottery it rhymes

might watch Juno

Say it with me

PRESIDENT
ZUCKERBERG

Is that one of them floating child brothels that are all the rage in Vietnam now?

Is the merchant navy still a thing? Would you join it?

vietpeng

have you found kurtz yet

will ZUCKED become a thing if he beats DRUMPF

I'M ON A BOAT TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT ME

thought about it

losing my mind haha

Who is better dressed?

I considered joining it. There were two lads on here who did work in it or went through the training

In the end I just decided no because no job prospects or something

yes and no

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absolute chooon

>KKK

Better to just stay home and continue being a virgin eh?
Bumble is the one where they have to message you first, which she did. We chatted a little, asked her if she wanted to go and she said yes. Not much more to say really.

would unironically vote for him

President Mark Zuckerberg and Vice President Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

know someone on another board who joined and it seems pretty hard, you spend most of the year at sea

so u be sayin that bein urself works

>liberal right winger
no thanks

ayyyyy boi

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ah yes, yanks

any of you 'ists fancy a trip to hell?

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2008 was terrible you absolute faggot. And in 1998 some nigger country won the world cup, in 1988 Lockerbie happened.

Yea it's peng

Why would someone join that and not just the normal navy?

This, nearly every episode had fucking foreigners and blacks everywhere the last one was literally yaaaas slaaay shit

Read again I said personally

it's like i said before the yank attitude to europe is creepy as all out
they're like gene stealers

way less strict
probably better pay
more chill
can become a captain after about 10 years

more fun

>state of aussie shitposting

I can't. Im illiterate

what board

eh don't want to say but you probs either know or can suss it out

about to hit rock bottom

starboard

why?

he's lost his jar of bovril

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Least John fookin' Shelby was in the fourth episode

Ive been at rock bottom so long it looks like up to me

I was born in 1988 you spastic mong.

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Stop using that shitskin lingo desu. It's cringy and tryhard

worst shelby