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Wallace - Sir William Wallace - was a noble, not a scruffy tribesman as shown in this film. As such, his trial (such as it was) and execution were detailed in the court records of the day and they still exist. He was dragged the three and a half miles from the Tower to Aldgate chained (not tied) to a piece of fencing, not on a wheeled cart, and he was never 'racked', just hanged vertically. He was never offered a chance to recant his beliefs in exchange for a quicker, more merciful death. While hanging, still alive, he was emasculated ('his privy parts cut away') and his genitals burnt on a brazier in front of him. The executioner then slit open his abdomen and disemboweled him, then his chest was cut open and his heart torn out. He was never allowed to speak, was not tied to a flat table and was beheaded after he was dead. The film gets all of this wrong.
im italian
im white
Any Mao Zedong man in?
fingernails are getting long
swear i cut them a week ago
ah yes the vaginal jew very good
never been good at insulting people, I don't know what to say when I'm supposed to banter back. I don't get offended or anything, find it funny usually. Do wish I was a bit more witty though.
by the time i'm 36, it'll be 2033. do you really expect the 'chon to exist the far dytopian future?
i hope one day they increace the post capacity on /brit/ threads. im sick to bastard death of having to move to a new thread every 300 posts
even more fuming when some little paki runt makes a new thread 20 post early
fuck off
The battle at Falkirk was a very static affair. The Irish troops did not switch sides (indeed there weren't that many there), although the Welsh archers did threaten to switch sides due to lack of food the night before the battle. The Scots were drawn up in four circular formations (schiltroms) with their spears pointing outwards with their archers in between. The English heavy cavalry forced the Scots light cavalry off the field and then rode down the Scottish archers but could not break into the tightly packed schiltroms. Edward then advanced the archers and the Welsh and English bowmen spent some time pouring arrows and other projectiles into the massed Scottish ranks. The result was that eventually first one schiltrom then another became vulnerable to the cavalry who charged in and rode down the Scots.
Wallace escaped the field but the majority of the Scottish army did not. Bruce was not at the battle as he was in Carrick in the southwest at the time.
so in other words you have shit banter
Joseph gobbels was ex communicated by the catholic church for marrying a Lutheran woman
>While hanging, still alive, he was emasculated ('his privy parts cut away') and his genitals burnt on a brazier in front of him
Phwoar
NEED this done to me by Inés Arrimadas García
100% agree
Say it again, nigger, and see what happens!
woah rude I just want to discuss the virtues of Mao Zedong and socialism with Chinese characteristics
why is everyone in modern star wars ugly? I hate ugly people
Let's say, hypothetically, it is. What will you be doing?
>nigger
>why is overproduced fanfiction shite?
Why would you watch it?
Yeah, suppose so. Never took enough interest in other people to learn what sets them off.
your mum
What was your intention with this post?
god why did they cast such ugly people in these films
who here /cant cook/? mummy left me sausages and bacon for breakfast and i have no idea how long to cook them or how much oil to use
touche
drink the oil. then you can just eat raw meat and it will fry in your belly
no-one wants to see idealised attractive people in films; they want to watch dumpy chinese girls and aging cat ladies because beauty standards are hitler
jews literally worship satan
>jews literally worship satan
@83655826
how are you not able to cook bacon and sausages
are you an actual retard
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>everyone in 93 is making songs disrespecting women and calling them bitches
>2pac comes out with this
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>rey
>ugly
you're gay
this gif was saved as "not manipulation at all". what does this mean? how does this gif correlate with that name?
feel rather sad i will never be invited to attend one of nigella's coke fuelled orgies
if i dont cook them properly i could make myself sick desu
gagging for sausages and bacon and booze and fags
might go shop
Jus sayin, if the PLA landed on our shores, i would NOT hesitate to flip and become a chinese spy
Not a chinaboo or anything, just looking out for number 1, anyone with any sense will do the same
mark hamill and carrie fisher were ugly too
the bloke who played anakin was about the only good looking one in any film, but he was a twat
put them under the grill you child
second from left is pretty peng
absolute madman
going to the shop to buy vodka lads
wish me luck i'm very nervous
>gagging for a fag
bit gay
can't remember i saved it from Sup Forums
what a cuck
yeah ewan mcgregor, harrison ford and natalie portman are total uggos mate
so this is why they shot him...
and then a few years later he chimps out on hit em up and starts talking about fucking bitches and hoes like the nigger he is
Not just one fag mate. A pack of fags.
>Not a chinaboo or anything, just looking out for number 1
china is a paper tiger
harrison ford is imo
natalie portman is just the poor man's keira knightley imo
yeah i know but how do you know when the sausage is cooked thru?
Mummy left me 2 slices of bread, butter and a slice of ham, not quite sure how to cook this contraption
never got the hype around portman myself but everyone else seems to think she's hot so I will defer to them
keira knightley is 2 sticc
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>and then a few years later he chimps out on hit em up and starts talking about fucking bitches and hoes like the nigger he is
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ha ha ha my son just sent this via email and it is making me do a chuckle
4g ketamine boofed
too many blacks and muslims
can't imagine making it to 36 if I still spent my time browsing shit like Sup Forums. Think I'd probably end it before I reached 32 2bh lads.
gonna have a wank
not because i particularly want to, mind. it's just on my to-do list
sorry to break the truth to you, tyreese
wait until the outside is brown and sizzling, take one off the grill and cut it in half
fuck me, some of you are unbelievable. It's honestly a shock some of you are even able to dress yourselves in the morning
>sorry to break the truth to you, tyreese
just ate one of those 15 piece ferrero collections
regretting it already
no idea how much oil to use for this toast
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2pac was raising black consciousness thats why the govt had him killed. You think he was shot by some gangbanger who managed to hit him 6 times from one moving car to another? Fuck no he was killed by a sniper
Control your emotions woman, lest they control you in their stead
won't be doing a poo as much as the poo will be doing you
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200mg cocaine snorted
have listened to nothing but the chess musical for the past weeks
hope hiroshima shuts down Sup Forums before long
>The film begins in 1276 with the meeting of Scots noblemen in a barn to decide on who should be king. They are then hung by Edward I. Scotland is in perpetual war with England.
In 1276, Alexander III was very much alive and well, as were his children. There had been peace with England for nearly 60 years and the last battle fought by the Scots had been a skirmish with the Norwiegans on the shore at Largs in 1266. Moreover, war did not breakout until 1296 after the death of Alexander III (1286) and during the reign of John Balliol
imagine reading a novelisation of a film, especially an action film
why do they exist
again, listen to his later music where he chimps out like any other nigger rapper. that is off his first album
>2pac was raising black consciousness thats why the govt had him killed. You think he was shot by some gangbanger who managed to hit him 6 times from one moving car to another? Fuck no he was killed by a sniper
no pinkness. same as chicken.
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>again, listen to his later music where he chimps out like any other nigger rapper. that is off his first album
you need a pan and some kind of cooking oil. Coat the pan in a layer of the oil, turn oven on, let it get a bit hot and then put the meats in there. Keep an eye on them, flip them over when one side starts to darken too much. (some people use a pan lid, it's optional) when you feel you've achieve a suitably cooked state, place on a towel or disposable towel and let grease drain.
congrats on achieveing some basic breakfast meat.
why wait?
Makes no difference without janny
>with the meeting of Scots noblemen in a barn to decide on who should be king. They are then hung
lol
i take the road to fascism
always feel like Alexander III was a good bloke
Don't know why, only know he died riding a horse off a cliff
2oz Jamaican skunk huffed
wubba dubba dubba that true?
He was a prophet
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Looks /cozy/
not even 20 yet so I'm hoping I manage to sort my life out before I go full wizard.