/brit/

[Josiah White]

are daisy edition

[Lincoln Jenkins]

Wallace - Sir William Wallace - was a noble, not a scruffy tribesman as shown in this film. As such, his trial (such as it was) and execution were detailed in the court records of the day and they still exist. He was dragged the three and a half miles from the Tower to Aldgate chained (not tied) to a piece of fencing, not on a wheeled cart, and he was never 'racked', just hanged vertically. He was never offered a chance to recant his beliefs in exchange for a quicker, more merciful death. While hanging, still alive, he was emasculated ('his privy parts cut away') and his genitals burnt on a brazier in front of him. The executioner then slit open his abdomen and disemboweled him, then his chest was cut open and his heart torn out. He was never allowed to speak, was not tied to a flat table and was beheaded after he was dead. The film gets all of this wrong.

[Daniel Reyes]

im italian
im white

[Mason Ross]

Any Mao Zedong man in?

[Ryan Hill]

fingernails are getting long

swear i cut them a week ago

[Jace Cruz]

ah yes the vaginal jew very good

[Camden Barnes]

never been good at insulting people, I don't know what to say when I'm supposed to banter back. I don't get offended or anything, find it funny usually. Do wish I was a bit more witty though.

[Carson Collins]

by the time i'm 36, it'll be 2033. do you really expect the 'chon to exist the far dytopian future?

[Jose Gutierrez]

i hope one day they increace the post capacity on /brit/ threads. im sick to bastard death of having to move to a new thread every 300 posts

even more fuming when some little paki runt makes a new thread 20 post early

[Gavin Taylor]

fuck off