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Wallace - Sir William Wallace - was a noble, not a scruffy tribesman as shown in this film. As such, his trial (such as it was) and execution were detailed in the court records of the day and they still exist. He was dragged the three and a half miles from the Tower to Aldgate chained (not tied) to a piece of fencing, not on a wheeled cart, and he was never 'racked', just hanged vertically. He was never offered a chance to recant his beliefs in exchange for a quicker, more merciful death. While hanging, still alive, he was emasculated ('his privy parts cut away') and his genitals burnt on a brazier in front of him. The executioner then slit open his abdomen and disemboweled him, then his chest was cut open and his heart torn out. He was never allowed to speak, was not tied to a flat table and was beheaded after he was dead. The film gets all of this wrong.

im italian
im white

Any Mao Zedong man in?

fingernails are getting long

swear i cut them a week ago

ah yes the vaginal jew very good

never been good at insulting people, I don't know what to say when I'm supposed to banter back. I don't get offended or anything, find it funny usually. Do wish I was a bit more witty though.

by the time i'm 36, it'll be 2033. do you really expect the 'chon to exist the far dytopian future?

i hope one day they increace the post capacity on /brit/ threads. im sick to bastard death of having to move to a new thread every 300 posts

even more fuming when some little paki runt makes a new thread 20 post early

fuck off

The battle at Falkirk was a very static affair. The Irish troops did not switch sides (indeed there weren't that many there), although the Welsh archers did threaten to switch sides due to lack of food the night before the battle. The Scots were drawn up in four circular formations (schiltroms) with their spears pointing outwards with their archers in between. The English heavy cavalry forced the Scots light cavalry off the field and then rode down the Scottish archers but could not break into the tightly packed schiltroms. Edward then advanced the archers and the Welsh and English bowmen spent some time pouring arrows and other projectiles into the massed Scottish ranks. The result was that eventually first one schiltrom then another became vulnerable to the cavalry who charged in and rode down the Scots.

Wallace escaped the field but the majority of the Scottish army did not. Bruce was not at the battle as he was in Carrick in the southwest at the time.

so in other words you have shit banter

Joseph gobbels was ex communicated by the catholic church for marrying a Lutheran woman

>While hanging, still alive, he was emasculated ('his privy parts cut away') and his genitals burnt on a brazier in front of him
Phwoar
NEED this done to me by Inés Arrimadas García

100% agree

Say it again, nigger, and see what happens!

woah rude I just want to discuss the virtues of Mao Zedong and socialism with Chinese characteristics

why is everyone in modern star wars ugly? I hate ugly people

Let's say, hypothetically, it is. What will you be doing?

>nigger

>why is overproduced fanfiction shite?
Why would you watch it?

Yeah, suppose so. Never took enough interest in other people to learn what sets them off.

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your mum

What was your intention with this post?

god why did they cast such ugly people in these films

who here /cant cook/? mummy left me sausages and bacon for breakfast and i have no idea how long to cook them or how much oil to use

touche

drink the oil. then you can just eat raw meat and it will fry in your belly

no-one wants to see idealised attractive people in films; they want to watch dumpy chinese girls and aging cat ladies because beauty standards are hitler

jews literally worship satan

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>jews literally worship satan

@83655826

how are you not able to cook bacon and sausages
are you an actual retard

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>everyone in 93 is making songs disrespecting women and calling them bitches
>2pac comes out with this

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>rey
>ugly
you're gay

this gif was saved as "not manipulation at all". what does this mean? how does this gif correlate with that name?

feel rather sad i will never be invited to attend one of nigella's coke fuelled orgies

if i dont cook them properly i could make myself sick desu

gagging for sausages and bacon and booze and fags

might go shop

Jus sayin, if the PLA landed on our shores, i would NOT hesitate to flip and become a chinese spy

Not a chinaboo or anything, just looking out for number 1, anyone with any sense will do the same

mark hamill and carrie fisher were ugly too

the bloke who played anakin was about the only good looking one in any film, but he was a twat

put them under the grill you child

second from left is pretty peng

absolute madman

going to the shop to buy vodka lads

wish me luck i'm very nervous

>gagging for a fag
bit gay

can't remember i saved it from Sup Forums

what a cuck

yeah ewan mcgregor, harrison ford and natalie portman are total uggos mate

so this is why they shot him...

and then a few years later he chimps out on hit em up and starts talking about fucking bitches and hoes like the nigger he is

Not just one fag mate. A pack of fags.

>Not a chinaboo or anything, just looking out for number 1

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china is a paper tiger

harrison ford is imo

natalie portman is just the poor man's keira knightley imo

yeah i know but how do you know when the sausage is cooked thru?

Mummy left me 2 slices of bread, butter and a slice of ham, not quite sure how to cook this contraption

never got the hype around portman myself but everyone else seems to think she's hot so I will defer to them
keira knightley is 2 sticc

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>and then a few years later he chimps out on hit em up and starts talking about fucking bitches and hoes like the nigger he is

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ha ha ha my son just sent this via email and it is making me do a chuckle

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4g ketamine boofed

too many blacks and muslims

can't imagine making it to 36 if I still spent my time browsing shit like Sup Forums. Think I'd probably end it before I reached 32 2bh lads.

gonna have a wank

not because i particularly want to, mind. it's just on my to-do list

sorry to break the truth to you, tyreese

wait until the outside is brown and sizzling, take one off the grill and cut it in half

fuck me, some of you are unbelievable. It's honestly a shock some of you are even able to dress yourselves in the morning

>sorry to break the truth to you, tyreese

just ate one of those 15 piece ferrero collections

regretting it already

no idea how much oil to use for this toast

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2pac was raising black consciousness thats why the govt had him killed. You think he was shot by some gangbanger who managed to hit him 6 times from one moving car to another? Fuck no he was killed by a sniper

Control your emotions woman, lest they control you in their stead

won't be doing a poo as much as the poo will be doing you

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200mg cocaine snorted

have listened to nothing but the chess musical for the past weeks

hope hiroshima shuts down Sup Forums before long

>The film begins in 1276 with the meeting of Scots noblemen in a barn to decide on who should be king. They are then hung by Edward I. Scotland is in perpetual war with England.

In 1276, Alexander III was very much alive and well, as were his children. There had been peace with England for nearly 60 years and the last battle fought by the Scots had been a skirmish with the Norwiegans on the shore at Largs in 1266. Moreover, war did not breakout until 1296 after the death of Alexander III (1286) and during the reign of John Balliol

imagine reading a novelisation of a film, especially an action film

why do they exist

again, listen to his later music where he chimps out like any other nigger rapper. that is off his first album

>2pac was raising black consciousness thats why the govt had him killed. You think he was shot by some gangbanger who managed to hit him 6 times from one moving car to another? Fuck no he was killed by a sniper

no pinkness. same as chicken.

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>again, listen to his later music where he chimps out like any other nigger rapper. that is off his first album

you need a pan and some kind of cooking oil. Coat the pan in a layer of the oil, turn oven on, let it get a bit hot and then put the meats in there. Keep an eye on them, flip them over when one side starts to darken too much. (some people use a pan lid, it's optional) when you feel you've achieve a suitably cooked state, place on a towel or disposable towel and let grease drain.

congrats on achieveing some basic breakfast meat.

why wait?

Makes no difference without janny

>with the meeting of Scots noblemen in a barn to decide on who should be king. They are then hung
lol

i take the road to fascism

always feel like Alexander III was a good bloke
Don't know why, only know he died riding a horse off a cliff

2oz Jamaican skunk huffed

wubba dubba dubba that true?

He was a prophet
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Looks /cozy/

not even 20 yet so I'm hoping I manage to sort my life out before I go full wizard.