Russian people are so hungry they are forced to smuggle cheese from Finland. How could we help them, Sup Forums?

Russian people are so hungry they are forced to smuggle cheese from Finland. How could we help them, Sup Forums?

Russian onions have more vitamins

Russian tigers have more vitamins

there is so meetvursti pakettis too in the bottom right corner

Russian space have more vitamins.

Put Finnish boy in a trunk.

15 lakes 5 tigers 1 hiv epidemic

Suomi...

>Russian people are so hungry
The cheese is "imported" from Finland for the reason that in Russia cheese it shit and sanctions on import of foreign cheeses.

Are russian bad at making cheese as much as Japanese?

Everyone knows it. But it's an ok banter isn't it?

I guess I really do not understand this.

We have a kinda pro Russian TV channel (Pro7 owned by some Arab Jew) that always shows how Russians make Copies of European cheese and develop new buisnesses and better cheeses thanks to the sanctions.

Is this true?

>never heard of jewropean symbol of butthurt - the sanctions
True power of finnish autism.

S P A C E

le liberator face

I would liberate some pretty swede boipucci.

Maybe we should just give them some cheese, we don't need them all riled up

Cheese for life

I just wish the sanctions would be gone so we could sell you poor fucks all the cheese you could ever want

Yes

at least they have our sprats.

Double this. We have parmesan and camambert analogues already. Also, swiss cheese is not banned, but it's fucking expensive.

Americans also appreciate real European cheese


t. travel a lot in work and cheese is a welcome present in America and South Korea (for some reason)

You're crazy for regular Nordic hard cheese. It's actually illegal to import into SK even

True, decent grocery stores are selling good cheese now and it really is great

Probably true, but most of that cheese is garbage made of vegetable oil and pubic hair. Also they have a scheme where they would change the stickers on European products to market them as Belorussian. Just ate a can of famous Belorussian olives.

How does one make pubecheese

Russia needs some dairy eh ? Might have something to help with that

What kind of cheese does the rich people and the political elite eat in Russia?

>putin puts sanctions on importing euro foods

Why is he such a rusophobe?

The cheese industry is booming, but for now it's still shit. Hopefully in a few years we'll have quality cheese

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What product is that?

Are you implying Russian food quality is superior to Eu?

reported to eurocommission

That's a local /po/ meme. There's this story about the redneck workers from a cheese factory who bathed in a milk reservoir.

hahah christ reads like satire

>poison the cheese
>fewer commies to feed
>......
>more cheese left for yourself

THEY WOULD DO THE SAME THING TO FINLAND

You can send me money.

>never heard of jewropean symbol of butthurt - the sanctions
It was Putin "countersanctions" that banned cheese and other food.

>Hopefully in a few years we'll have quality cheese
We will have quality russian made computers by that time too.

we cant have the people spending precious rubles on trivial luxury goods like cheese when we have terrorism to fight in Syria!!!!

sanctions

russian cheese disappears by the time you bring it home to your commie.

Mongol cheese is superior for that reason

commie block*

Should I report you to the secret cheese police?

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I agree with you, we can't sponsor hostile regimes and spend our money on polish apples and other nonsense. Why do that when we can fuck WTO and implement protectionism measures?

Russian camembert analogue, uma delicia:D

>Finland will destabilize Russia with illegal cheese exports
>Greater Finland will triumpf

what ever they want. Do you think sanctions would affect them in any way?

Can I put one on preorder?

>secret cheese
Basically any Russian cheese. You never know what's inside and whether that blueish mold is edible.

>at any moment a russian may just kidnap you and smuggle you to russia

To Finns and Russian black market cheese consumers:

Is it worth buying bread cheese? I can get some for 20 bux. Are there other Finnish cheeses I should consider purchasing?

Bread cheese is really good. Would recommend.

Cheap bread cheese is often terrible rubbery factory made shit. Quality bread cheese with cloudberry jam is great.

norwegians do it with butter

if you wanted to "fuck with the WTO" you'd start bey regulating the dollar in your own country and brining it to your knees.

naaah kacapie

aint nothing going to change until rooshya "the mega corrupt shithole of retards and good goyim" will literally holocaust every kike from there.

until then I coudnt give a fuck if you starve in shit and garbage...

and and btw I meant it when I said Finnland should poison the cheese being sent there, they owe you animals nothing but that

>10 years later
>sanctions and restrictions are lifted up by a more free trade friendly Russian president
>the still young cheese industry suddenly finds itself competing with bigger and more mature EU manufacturers
unless the Russian industry gets really efficient and starts makes paper thin profits, this could end up badly
industries created through protectionism/sanctions usually never last without those

Calm down

this isn't strictly treu. business connections and supply chanes matter a lot in a country like Russia with its distances. x5 retail group and Magnit have their own production plants and it makes it cheap for them to sell their own stuff. Also, a lot of the cheese sold in Russia is domestic brands, not made overseas, like Rossisky and Suluguni.

fuck you kacapie


I've more respect for Turks than your kind

mean you're a shame to our country.
I heard Eastern Euro politicians protested this summer because products sold in New EU members like Poland and Old Europe are different, even though it's the same brand. Those sold in Eastern Euro being of poorer quality. Did you hear of the story? Also, stop hating Jews, they're just people even if they're more selfish and hateful than average, it isn't heir fault. They should be integrated and treated no worse than churkas, you racist.

>I heard Eastern Euro politicians protested this summer because products sold in New EU members like Poland


Good, that means your kacapteers who come here to buy large quantity of food and other shit get shit quality

but its not like russgarbage will complain because you will literally eat the shit from your own pig pens

Of course you are.

You're pro-muslim nazi Russophobic fuckers.

Cocи хyй, либepaхa eбaнaя.

damn correct Im "russophobic"

just as much as I am "homophobic"

I had to flee my country to the US during the cold war, but thats OK because we ended up donating money and military equipment to the Taliban

my family has absolutely 0 reason to trust you fuckers

Cześć panie Tarasie

>sanctions and restrictions are lifted
>more free trade friendly Russian president
Yeah, i think we're good.

>I coudnt give a fuck if you starve in shit and garbage...
That's mutual, that's why i support cutting this apple business.
>I meant it when I said Finnland should poison the cheese being sent there
You see, it's a good idea to ban cheese after all. Glad we're in agreement. Around retarded euroflags never relax.