/brit/

bad company 2 edition

not cara and NOT anime

getting my dog de-barked


thoughts?

Simple as really.

You know, sometimes I think humans really weren't meant to make it this far.

someone stole my sweetroll

doing a depression

nigger

people from Burton on Trent
thoughts

loved this game

val paraiso rush was something special

anime

errr YUCK, what smells of POO

Grow up

no thoughts really they look quite normal

the down syndrome voice is because downs gives you a massive tongue
didn't realise that, thought it was just cos they were retarded

u wot m8

san junipero is the best black mirror episode

*ingests soy once*

ask that guy if he wants to fight

Why do blacks think they'd rule the world in the absence of white people?

Do they really think the Chinese would allow that?

obviously Mediterraneans would rule the world if all the white people disappeared

*retracts foreskin*
oops sorry x

>“USS Callister” is maybe the most hopeful Black Mirror episode this side of “San Junipero.” The premise: Everybody will be happier after white men die.

>The white men who are good will bravely sacrifice ourselves so that the people of color and women might live. The white men who are terrible will have our minds wiped by our rage and desire to possess those we feel have slighted us.

>Mostly, I liked how much fun everybody making “USS Callister” is clearly having with creating a Star Trek riff, but also tweaking it just enough to serve their own ends. I called the episode hopeful because it depicts a world largely free from the toxic influence of white men who mean well, but only when they get their way.

WHITE MEN BTFO

favourite streamer is having a day off again ugh

Autism is a wrong description of the yank soul. It's not that they have a deep knowledge about some obscure topics, it's that they have very strong yet superficial opinions on every single possible topic. It makes them absolutely impossible to talk to.

based Midlands pint brewers

I feel like some of you are so far gone that if I worked up the money and the time and got you away from the hell you're in that your brain's chemistry would quickly revert and you'd be back here crying over something trivial again and the cycle would continue.

That's not really saying much. They're all fucking dreadful, poorly-written, amateurish shite.

Mediterranea isn't even a real place

alan the prick

hint: not a radical centrist

*revives you in front of a tank*

for some reason I imagine that alan talks with a brummie accent

Seems like very little has changed in the last several months.
Does the paki bender sex offender still post?

Lads

garbage men here make more than alan the "phd" does in thailand

just sleep-talked at the cat again

desklad
show us your deodorant

going to spend the rest of the day snorting speed and stomping noobs on TF2

...

no fightin no fokin fighting, no fighting.... NO FOKIN FIGHTING...gut...

get the feeling that josie fancies alan

very nice

he is here

>Does the paki bender sex offender still post?
yes

adamndkjlanws 21nzjxkdzlksnm

Fun fact: Israelis show porn in Palestine to neuter and brainwash Palestinans and take away their fighting spirt

VERY good boy keep it up

post fucking machines

g'day

not him but some of us have dignity

Burton on Trent 2
where they going /brit/

well hello there

just ordered from the kebab shop

cant wait to see isis become millionaires.

*pops your cherry*

was supposed to be going to a house party tomorrow but turns out I'm not invited haha

looks like I'm spending nye with you lads

have absolutely 0 dignity
essentially just writhe about in public covered in shit all the time

name?

Quite enjoyed the BC2 campaign, hoping the BF1 campaign will be as good

>medics with mgs
Awful idea.
>you can climb on the rocks through the grey zone
Super awful idea.
>you can get on top of the mountain if you climb on top of the UAV
Worst shit ever.

Wish i had a gf that likes ice skating and cuddles

post kitty

Imagine having to interact with normies
Grim

...

hate cats

show up anyway and bottle the host for not inviting you

>top 10 anime betrayals

get me out of this fucking shitty country it hasn't been sunny once in the last few monthsd

used to hate his guts but hes alri
love taking the piss out of his head though

YES YES YES

POST

...

you can unironically come out with me and my mates if you're in brighton

josie

They're really shit fucking pets.

No wonder pakis and poofs worship them

she was talking to me to wake me up so i could let her out
kitty is gone

josie more like jewsie

went to an ice rink once but got scared and didnt do it
wouldnt mind doing it now tho tbf

These Asian Singles
Want To Show Older
Men Some ...

alans people shag those things dont you know

we need a government-subsidized gf service lads

why the fuck would you want your girlfriend to live inside your head

on holiday to Derby

I can't hear you from the mood Ahmed

>you of all people can't read filenames
We're supposed to be the chosen people, remember?

this ella bint has a kot

Alan's alri. He clearly doesn't give a fuck what people on here think or say about him.

Alri going to the gym to acquire some more aesthetics and alphamale. Take care lads

why the fuck would you want your girlfriend to live inside

the Japanese girl keeps saying "I'm cunt"

boy

everyone is stupid except me

why would you not like cats

machine benis :DDD

*spasmodically undulating, strings of piss and phlegm going every which way, twitching and jerking like a puny worm* yes

the posters here always bug me out to post these webms because of
shame on you lad

fuck off

taking apart some crabs lads

fucking love crab, better than lobster in my humble opinion

not bent mate

nice

@83661749
rancid worm

I'm actually really intelligent inside my but just find it hard to express it on the outside