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In Memoriam

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Good. that general was shit anyway, all the yanks were posting in /brit/ like the yuppy little redcoat fuckers they are

whut happened?

thanks for the bump

I guess American just don't waan talk to each other or leafs and beans, Im curious myself as I dont participate in generals

Literally nothing wrong with this. /brit/ would still be far better without them though.

why don't you shut your mouth and go back to your containment board, yeah?

bit rude lad

2015 /yearofthefirstkiss/
2016 /yearofthefirsthookup/
2017 /yearofmultiplehookups/
2018 is /yearofthegf/ I can feel it

Asian pride worldwide

I am a fan of this new sweater. The only person who ever gets me clothes I like is my gay uncle.

you have to get more members.

/cum/ is dying.

*gets more members*

go outside and hand out leaflets.

Like any area, users are most active at night.

*demands you stop calling me a leaflet*

kek

*explains you that he wasn't referring to you*

*flame the dane

>autists in /cum/ again
time to go get laid since this place is lamesauce

*kisses dutch as a sign of apology*

I want to get laid

daily reminder that toothpaste is French

*asks for a kiss also*

>there are """"""countries"""""" with currency that isn't green
Nice monopoly money faggots

Nice try

*gives you a passionless kiss*

wypipo be like polygamy too spicy

>speaking finnish
>not being autistic
odd

*blushes*

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Recreating Electric Retard comics by taking a shit on my granddaughters chest to own the libs

Celebrating feminism by funneling charity money to paramilitary death squads that create a power vacuum in a country where women can be killed for being raped.

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>Electric Retard
fuck those are old now...

HELP

>oh yes, I sure do love digging through my bills checking for values instead of having them easily identifiable by colour

Our demominations do have slightly different color schemes as of recently 2bh

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sorry senpai
kinda busy up here

>/cum/ is kill
long live /cum/

Just bought more baby furniture

LMM is no more :(

Staying over at my parents for the holidays has made me gain a new appreciation for moving out

>I've caught my dad watching porn twice
>I cant go to the store without being interrogated about my reasoning for doing so let alone meeting with old friends
>dad is autistic about cleaning and has woken me up three times by just barging into the room where I'm sleeping to vacuum without saying a word
>Mom got legitimately pissed at me for watching the Simpsons and demanded I turn it off
>Dad tries to pinch my ass whenever he gets the chance despite me being 23

me watching this thread

all the good posters left

>Dad tries to pinch my ass whenever he gets the chance despite me being 23
r u a grill or is your dad just a fag

Godspeed

I'm a guy
Getting to the point where my first instinct is to hit him but ive managed to hold back thus far and tell him to knock it off

obviously your mom isn't fugging him enough, you should give up your sweet boipucci to him. after all, he did raise you for 18 years, it's the least you could do to show your appreciation

la nonna
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i bet you hate colorblind people

Colourblind people can still identify the bills by the values on them. Color simply makes it easier for everyone else. Me as a normal person, I immediately know the blue one is a 20 even if I can only see the edge of it in the bills pocket of my wallet.

Traveling to Germany in winter was a mistake

I shoulda gone to Spain

chicano

i need a good 56% pic

hey /cum/ do something funny

>colour
opinion discarded
pic related
Have you gone skiing or something?

Colour is the proper spelling you filthy Yank.

i miss the lad

what killed /cum/?

it's canadian english and there is nohing proppÉ™ about it.

i did.

last time i was here you had been bullied away

0 Hispanic blood in muh heritage

I will be in a few days

i'm like a phoenix. always rising again.

more like a cockroach or herpes if anything

Should I buy artichoke pesto?

shut the fuck up or i'll kill you, you hear me?

artichokes are yummy

heh, yeah that's what i though, bitch.

kys btw

im sedimentary watson

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i always assume on boards without flags that everyone is american (except for like cricket threads or """"football"""")

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They are all Americans.
Non-American IPs can only post on flag boards

Nothing wrong with some soccer or paki-paddle during the MLB offseason

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>go with mom to brother's house to drop off late Christmas gifts
>brother's girlfriend tells me her sister's friend wants my number
>they show me a cute girl with short red hair
>give my number
>a few hours later i get a text from her
>she sends me a pic and it turns out they showed me the wrong girl
>the girl that wanted my number has ugly facial piercings and side shaved hair
>now she wants a pic of me

How do I tell her to fuck off? Just stop responding?

*asks if you like my new jacket*

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*tells you i like it but actually don't*

w-w-what're you doing?

(you)

I'd just ghost her, and ask who the attractive girl was.
Are you sure they showed you the wrong girl? lol

it's incredibly disturbing how faggy people under 25 are

t. literal oldfag

Hate girls who wear makeup

your mom likes bukakke

my shoe size is 8 1/2 :3

wtf why is my flag american

>went outside and shoveled
>went to the store to buy a couple bags of chips
>ended up with $27 worth of shit
>when i was leaving im pretty sure some friends i haven't talked to in years pulled up beside me as i was backing out
>gtfo of there asap
>made it back home
>wasn't that cold out for being -26c imo
>drinking fruit punch arizona iced tea now

reported to the national guard

my grandma cooked 100 meatballs for me and i've just been eating them without pasta

Girls, I wanna be your adorable little cuteboy with beanies and flippy hair. You can boop my nose, pinch my cheeks, ruffle my hair, poke me, tickle me and we can cuddle for hours. I'll send you adorable pictures of me with my tongue sticking out. We can watch cartoons and Disney movies while you chill in my hoodies and we sip our double shots/hugs in mugs and build pillow forts and make brownies and listen to your favorite bands and be the cutest couple ever :3

you mean ICE or DHS

>ctrl+f +copypasta
>/r9k/