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First for Maria Holic

me in the middle

Me behind you testing your qualities

Me second from the right

Stop lewding Vigne

Slant-eyed poof

Dibs on the purple one fingering you

me and (You)

you on the right
me on the left

You on the left

*french kisses you*

who /bad to the bone/ here

me in the middle

T-thank you

*licks you*

smol himawari is NOT for lewding

Let's see if your qualities are good too

a-am I the third wheel

A-user that's too l-lewd for me
*squirms a little*

Not lewd enough...

Astolfo is thicc

slant-eyed poofs

I h-hate being tied uo y-you know...

You on top
me on the bottom

You don't seem like you do...

STOP CONFUSE ME
I know your tatctics

Why Astolfo is sinply the best?
I am not gay though

Of course you do. But you never learn your lesson, do you? Or is it because you enjoy it?

Selling chewing gum

Fine – $100,000 or up to 2 years prison sentence

Importing and smuggling chewing gum had been illegal in Singapore since 1992 so if you forgot to eat all your gum during your flight, throw it in the garbage bin. This law has eased up with people being allowed to chew gum but cannot sell it in Singapore.

One of Singapore’s poofy president famous quotes is ‘If you can’t think because you can’t chew, yous a poof’

How you know?

Chewing gum is looked down upon since if it becomes a habit us poofs might end up giving a toothy blowjob to a cock
To prevent this the government outlawed it

Because both of us are SUPER MASOCHIST SLUTS!
Slut minds think alike.

There are people that unironically buy chewing gum pass the 90s?

I’ve been to Singapore, not much to see apart from Clarke Quay and the Merlion

It's obvious that you love it user

What did you expect? Singapore is only worth visiting if you're a roastie who loves the shops.

I am not a slut

t. slut
Just accept that you're a slut and we can be sluts together... we can even please the same cock with our slutty tongues together.

I don't love being teased

Heh you wish but as you can see I am not gay

Really? Don't you love being called a masochist and a boy-whore and a pervert while having your nipples groped from behind?

Do you really expect people to believe that when your waifu has a dick?

What? NO!

I'm interested in this proposal
But we just getting to the best part

Astolfo is cute
CUTE
Not a homo in any way

Stop lying through your teeth, sissy slut.

Aqua will not have to make this face with me
Trust me

*breaks your chain with magical power*
Eh sorry kiddo

El Boulto

Right, this would be her expression instead.

Nooo it's not
Astolfo shot him

I am not a sissy slut you meanie

Sakurako has a proper gun, instead of a silly water gun.

You're a girly whore.

Don't shot I will do anything

This will not be my name
Delet

Get on all fours, left foot over right foot, and somersault towards me directly while singing auld lang syne backwards

I AM NOT A GIRLY WHORE DAMN IT!

You're girly and you're a whore, what does that make you?

I will get shot anyway right?
At least aim well...

This is the worst
I am not girly and not a whore
Stop with this name is embarassing

Whatever, sissi slut. I bet you'd love to be dommed by both girls and boys.

Hey those girls are mean to the guy
Why they do that?

Because he's a sissi slut, just like you.

It's nearly three, I'm sleeping. I'll be ready to spank your cute sissi butt tomorrow~

Goodbye~~~

Mating season bump

Rigth season bump

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Where's everyone?

Good morning gang!

Hello Satan

Hello buddy.
How has your day been?

I bought a new fridge bacuse of winter sales
Then organizing for New Year's Eve
And you?

>organizing
more preparing I've alredy organize

Good morning lads

How's everyone going?

My bf is Aus. Can I post here?

Just woke up, in a good mood.
What are ya doing for New Years?

Good morning buddy!

Heyah

I think so

Going to Venice for New Year...
Hope I don't get ALLAH'd though

...

Hey matey, you get over your ban?
Hiya Mr normie

Got up to take a poo, posting before I go back to sleep
normie
I'll probably just stay home and shitpost and know when the bell strikes because the normies in the apartment building will make a loud sound

gnite for the second time

Cool.
I'm about to finish my smokes. Should I go buy another one?

Managed to find a way.
I still can't use my pass though, it feel weird filling out captcha again.

Goodnight...
That's sad though but I passed worse new years so I'm not the right person for this

Smoke is bad desu
But if you can't stop smoking...

Nah it's fine I can quit whenever I want. I've quit dozens of times.

Sure, are smokes super heavily taxed over there like they are here?
Life finds a way, but yeah I got banned Christmas eve of I couldn't use my pass for 3 days, that was a bummer

>Sure, are smokes super heavily taxed over there like they are here?
Everything is taxed 13% here in this province.

test

>I got banned Christmas eve
What did ya get banned for then?

Gotta update the phone see you later

What y'all doing? I'm drinking some red wine and eating ham

Over here the government is aiming to get rid of smoking so they keep taxing cigarettes more and more so on top of our 15% everything tax we pay another 70% or so
A girl tied up in a box, turns out one of her nips was showing
Getting read to head to work

>I'm drinking some red wine and eating ham
You're a true frenchman.

I'm in bed working myself up to get out of it.

>Getting read to head to work
damn you work on Sundays too?

I work Saturday and Sunday but not during the week

oh, what is it that you do then?
>You're a true frenchman.
I take it as a compliment
>I'm in bed working myself up to get out of it
I know you can do it lad. What's your plan for today?

Okay see you lads later