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cara

for later haahah xxxxx

Lil Rorke - jews keepin me down

mate

agnosticism and gnosticism are both examples of extremism

got alri'd today

rent free

going to bed. you're all boring.

>oh do fuck off

"Lil Rorke - Life on the chon" was straight fire tbqh

any gf simulator man in?

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PUT THE RACHEL STIRLING GF IN THE BAG AND NOBODY GETS HURT

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there's no difference between krauts and muslims

rent free

really made me nonse that other thread did

be the change you want to see
take responsibility

same subjects every day the same hour
arent you sick

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black smoke...

giz a (you)
haha cheers x

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Lol FUCK WHITE MEN

love detectrorists

Lil Rorke - Put your racist vitrol on the chon up

>Oliver Fellows Tomkins (1873 – 8 April 1901) was a British-born Congregationalist missionary. Tomkins spent little over a year as a missionary in Papua New Guinea before he died a violent death

>The last entry in Tomkins' diary:
> "...about twenty canoes were seen approaching. . . . They hesitated as they got nearer to us, till we were able to assure them that we meant peace. Then, in a very few minutes, we were surrounded by canoes. They tried hard to persuade us to come ashore in their canoes, but we preferred to spend the night afloat, and promised we would visit their village in the morning

>Tomkins kept his word and went ashore the next day. He was killed and eaten

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can't stand this leaf bint
wish she'd fuck off back to leafland

>one day you will literally unironically die and your consciousness will cease to exist

dunno if this is good or bad

literally just finished series 1

i want to protect that smile

>this is a woman (FEMALE) in the UK

Think that one's a bit overdone.

the queens honours is such a load of nonsense

shes actually decent as far as women comedians go
sexy cunt too

definitely good

me, big fan
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Lil Rorke - Niggers and Muslims out my country

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she's a female wherever she goes lad

Which kind of takeaway is least likely to mess with my food?

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best british choon of 2017

be honest, has a female stand-up ever made you laugh
not a woman in a sitcom, I mean a female doing stand-up comedy

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I got this swelling at the back of my mouth is hard to swallow anything (inb4 cum) I think it was the beer I had the other day where it nearing the end of the barrel from the tap. Some kind of yeast infection

Considering the 'cide

eating SOYa sauce with my pasta

watching willem dafoe

nigger spammer

absolute banger

>no girl will ever think dreamily about you

whiter than you abdulla

Maria Bamford. I think that's it. Maybe that fat geordie lass once or twice.

>nigger spammer

theres an irish woman who did but i cant remember her name

haha maybe it was cu-

nvm

had numerous girls openly fancy me over the years and monumentally fucked it every single time

now I am a recluse

No but neither have most of the male stand up comedians to be fair

The Edinburgh festival is more like a soy convention these days

LOL not whiter than ar literal Abdullah

Tig Notaro and Maria Bamford

Lil Dave - Bevvies Gon Make You

Lil leftypol - Too smart for my own good

Why are we so miserable and unambitious as a nation? Why is Britain so dire, for lack of a better word?

just post your nob pics here m8

Same.

Lil Leftypol - It Sucks Being so Smart and Sexy

at Sonic, you lads want anything?

>go to country renowned for being full of cannibals
>get killed and eaten by cannibals

IMAGINE MY SHOCK

>had numerous girls openly fancy me
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lil janny - the magic of 310

Big Lefty - Try again and again and again

HATE mdma
Dislike ketamine
Like alcohol
LOVE cocaine.

yeah you fucking know bruvva, large up the kurupt massive inside too

No she's not lmao she's an unfunny bint

despite our political differences, i think we can all agree that obama was a nigger jew

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thanks for reminding me about this song i forgot it

shite weather
densely populated
post-industrial
declining relevance in the world

Lil Rorke - Leftypol Discord Raid

1ne9inety - 2 Hours

does anyone else read posts from different countries in a particular voice or accent? for some reason I always read britposts in PJW's voice

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another future british classic from the year 2017

What is wrong with them lads?

shut up pussy ole kmt

britain is a diverse and vibrant multicultural society

women aren't funny

>bullying someone clearly on the spectrum

you're a sad little cunt mate, would love to knee your skull into a concave shape

virgin hands wrote this post

Lil Leftypol - High IQ and Love the NHS

shut up underage roach from north london
you were scared to come aston park so pipe down

C H O O N

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they can be I just don't think they're suited to standup.
michelle gomez is brilliant in green wing for example

>this specific primitive tribe from deep in the African jungle has a slightly lower average IQ than my 1st world country.....race realism is realz!!!!

haven't seen any female stand-ups and 2bh none of the male stand-ups I've seen have ever really made me laugh either

Lil Leftypol - Fucking rorke's thicc bitch

you call that a 2017 british tune? THIS is a 2017 british tune

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shut your mouth you autistic freak

are dave

Why do you care so much?

What's her name?

fear grimace
it's a submissive pose

Trump is the best one to try and get them out of there and then you’re going to get them to be free and then you’re going out to the next level and then they don’t have any money for you and you have to pay them to get it done and you have a job that you don’t want and you have to pay for a free day and you don’t want them to be free and then they will just get you a free agent or you can pay them to get it and they will just get you a free card and you have to pay them and you don’t want to pay them or you don’t have any money