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Good riddance, 2017 edition

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none of these places are no go zones, try again

2015 was better than 2014
2016 was better than 2015
2017 was better than 2016
2018 is set to be better than 2017

I think I'm getting the knack of this life thing lads

polly

fourth
for
corbynism

Stop autismoyank

always ready to heem a paki if he tries it but the soft cunts know better

getting absolutely poo niggered tomorrow lads

youtube.com/watch?v=kMCx-SpbYxQ
going to miss sharing my asmrfus with you

Wheres the Queen??

hate yanks, HATE them

gf just sent me this

me too, my nigger

/gf 2016/ and /gf 2017/ were both tremendous failures. /gf 2018/ it is then.

nothing wrong with the city

I refuse to believe anyone is this stupid.

The one in that pic from the last thread looked a proper state

2010-2015 was a shitshow
2016 was great
2017 was a mixed bag
should be good

never give up

2017 is probably the top 5 worst years in existence

1. 1939
2. 70 ad
3. 2017
4. 1914
5. 1871

gf snapped me this

>gf used to have a peng body
>Has gotten chubby over the years despite having the same diet

How do I get her to exercise? She seems to think that just eating better and taking supplements will give her a body like Bella Thorne but she doesn't fucking go to the gym or anything

every year is the same and shit

gf 2016 was partial success
gf 2017 was a total success with a cute spanish lass

>none of these places are no go zones
FOY

>only got 4 mates
>one of them used to be my oneitis until we dated and I fucked it all up by being the most pathetic reddit tier beta in human history
>she's the only one I see with any regularity because of uni
It's so shit lad. Every single day I'm reminded of my regrets when I look at her. 6 more months and I can forget she ever existed but it's gonna be a long 6 months.

youtu.be/iNm91fQTx2c?t=2m35s

hnnnngggg
when her dress flips up

have never felt the warm embrace of a woman

Pepe the frog in real life.

exercising is like 10% of losing weight 2bh

83681084 best yank post of the year ngl

How'd you fuck it up?

how many dicks do you thinks she's had since yours?

does this webm really need to be 45 seconds long

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/oneitis 2018/ lads

Jealous of both of them 2bh

You ever been to Bradford Tarquin?

/gf2017/ led to me going out with the girl I've fancied for 3 years but it also went horribly so I don't think I can even call it remotely successful

what does your father do for a living /brit/?

it's great
the loving naked is even better
the loving naked embrace is best

english breakfast tea
milk
three spoons of sugar

>TAKE A KNEE
>#MeToo
>FUCK BLUMPF
>muh peaceful refugees
>wtf i hate mugabe now
>FUCK DRUMPF

absolute STATE of the video

Software Engineer

>London is NOT a no-go zone, just because there's a mosque in every square mile, does NOT mean th

*splash*

>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNNSSS

Bella Thorne's body is a product of her age

Women that age have naturally flat tummies and tight skin. No amount of exercise can recapture the beauty of youth

half the sugar

US president

drinking a lemsip

bennies for as long as I can remember and now just sits at home on the coomputer living off my brothers wages

are you literally 10

get over it

>three

Yes actually, it's just like going to any northern town

does something in an office

She didn't get my dick but she wanted it. That was how I fucked it up. And none. I know that much for a fact, but it's only a matter of time.

Didn't make moves when I should've. She lost interest and I didn't take it well. Was an overly dramatic twat about the whole thing

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i am a 10 ;)

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>I'm scared of brown people so it must be a no go zone

is this the origin of emote posting

I live here you pajeet, there are places you don't go

>three sugars

soydad

the screencap of that fursona forum predates it

You mean a town in northern Pakistan?

:(

Where?

WOW
*buys whatever his company sells*

only doubles will get you /gf2018/

starting off with mine

I was very close in 2017

brown people want to kill white people

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFJdHkM2GX8&has_verified=1
i'm in love

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42519073

Yeah, right. My boomer parents will spend all their money

worth a shot

ere lad

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to be a girl and have NOT had a BF before 37/38, you either had to have

- INTENTIONALLY rejected ALL males approaching
- Never left the house
- Be an absolute nutcase

or a combination of them

I told you in the last thread BD3, west rhoyd

EEYYYYY IM WALKIN ERE

Asterisks posting comes from Gaia online. It was then openly mocked for years on Sup Forums until *unzips dick* became a meme that spread through the site. Then it slowly became normalised from there. It will still get mocked on the likes of Sup Forums as "newfag" stuff but the flag boards love it.

2017 was a failure
2018 not

rolling gf

2014/15/16/17 was a failure so this is my only chance

gaia was decent desu lads
remember to vote and bump

>ASMR

could crush your estrogen-addled skull with my index finger and thumb

>muslimahs look like THIS?

one and only time i ever thought i was close to getting a gf was 2016

what a disappointment that turned out to be

>INTENTIONALLY rejected ALL males approaching
not her fault there are no good men left

Countries I dislike (as posters): France, Italy, NZ, Turkey, Israel, Spain, Argentina
Countries that are okay: Poland, Scandinavia, Canada, Mexico, Japan, all other 3rd worlders
Countries I like: UK, Ireland, Germany, Austria, Russia, Australia

hate NYE
just reflect on how terrible the year was and how the coming year will inevitably be worse, and how i hope its my final NYE

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Barkerend

des

pa

cito

I would be happy to go out with a woman who was the top two. Maybe even a bit of a nutcase. Can't see myself starting a family with a mental case though, I'm weird enough for both of us.

Shit yeah, heard of it

what's the standard coffee/sugar ration the UK, lads? 2 sugars for every coffee? and how about tea - one sugar? down here the blacks put a minumum of 5 teaspoons of sugar for every 1 teaspoon of coffee, and it's not even proper coffe - "ricoffy".

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One thing /brit/ has done for me is made me good at insults, friends often praise me on the speed I come out with creative insults

i'm going to go to BD3, walk through the place thoroughly and post my adventure on /brit/
guarantee the pakis say fuckall to me

just start on my bollocks