Be american

>be american
>get murdered by police because your pants fell down
>be aussie
>get tucked into bed by police

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>be aussie

>proceed to die in your sleep from 14 snake bites from 4 different species

So the cops went through his phone while he was black out drunk and the Aussie is okay with this? Well then...

t. Sovereign Citizen

Realistically, he probably asked the police to take a photo.

If you don't obey orders from a cop you legit deserve to die.

If you dont want law and order then leave america

What's the matter goy? Scared someone might see your cuck pics or something?

LEFT FOOT ON RED
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t. professional simon says player

>be Australian
>get shot by american cops

Those cops are pretty fucking creepy looking, especially that ''''''''''female'''''''''' one. I bet they didled his butthole after he passed out.

>unironically defending retarded kangaroo niggers

He's posing for the photo, you dumb leaf

This. Its the Price of Freedom.

but he is Australian..

it must fucking suck being an abbo, but before you kill yourself, do you abbos have cocks like scorpion stingers? I heard environment shaped evolution

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>When americans are young they are forced to milk the goats and the black bulls and clean the farms...

>Americans shoot people as if they were making their mamasitas hit climax.
They have no knowledge of things like bathing, studying, or going to school or university. They are the breathing image of the proletariat. Shallow, barbarian, boorish, blasphemous, disgusting

>The Japanese name for the american is
北米糞食雑種
"North american shit eater mutt"

>The method to understand if a person is american is incredibly simple. Allow me to explain their characteristics

0. All of them are ugly, boring, disgusting, dull... smelly
1. They all possess a bullet-proof skin due to exposure to frequent shootings
2. All of them are dwarves, from 1m50 and 1m60 centimeters, just like their ancestors
3. They are queer and spend their days rolling around in their own excrement
4. The males possess flat buttocks while the females have tiny breasts
5. Since they have no use for it none of them possess brains
6. Similar to a boar they possess round, irregular noses
7. The canadians say they are like monkeys
8. They are a swarthy bunch of mongrelized niggers and chinks
9. Their penises are no longer than their pinkies, microscopic
10. They all have large foreheads, as their mothers were fucked by a mexican,black,native american, muslim, abbo, indian, I cannot believe he is not white, asian, lgbtqbraap and alies.

why is aus so BASED and why are yanks such terrible people

dont need to unlock your phone for a pic

Here is the tabloid that posted that "news"

>If you don't obey orders from a cop you legit deserve to die.
>If you dont want law and order then leave america

THANK FOR SERBICE

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thank you for your service

why are brits such degenerates. not even memeing.

reminder he had literally NOTHING to do with the incident and was literally just opened his door and >got shot
very sad state

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urm no sweaty :) it's called freedom try again :)

how do I get a coppa gf?

I guess, but I wouldn't invite them into my house either. Cops are never your friends.

I appreciate the American police, but the police are so sensitive to anything and that is a problem. British police officers are not very sensitive to citizen's prank, but US police officers take it seriously when citizens do pranks. I think US police should be friendly with citizens like UK.

USA USA USA

>be american
>be born
>extend your index finger and thumb while coming out of the womb
>HE HAS A GUN
>you get shot for possibly owning a gun
>your mom screams
>your mom gets shots for unexpected behavious
>doctor tries to talk to the police officer to make him stop
>doctor gets shot for not following police orders
>your dad walks in rushing because his wife is having a baby
>get shot for running towards an officer

don't you have garbage cans in bongland?

I noticed a lack of them when I was there. Someone told me it was because the authorities thought terrorists would plant bombs in them.

retard

god bless

top-flite journalism right thurr, son

>be American
>get arrested for following the law
youtube.com/watch?v=ulARU2uRBoo

congratulations. you’ve passed the citizenchip exam. when you raise your right hand to be sworn as a citizen, you too will get shot for making a threatening gesture.

The paddies put bombs in them

La oscuridad a regresado

anglo genetics versus mutt blends

Based citizen, now suggest NSA to implement mandatory app like SGsecure to help bolis keep law and order.