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One step closer to redemption edition

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Lovely OP.

gonna get fucced at midnight

not as cute as getting kissed desu

Who could I even kiss?

I think I might just do that.
I did the same with Yokohama Kaidashi Kikō so I might do it for Aria as well.

I know I could easily have done it.
It's whether I could have done it in a way that my flatmates didn't call the police on me.

I am planning to cum right at midnight.

is it worth becoming a trap and then moving to NZ?

cricket

Doubt it

I never got the same level of connection with YKK. Probably because of the fact that 90% of the manga is just scenery lmao.

>Who could I even kiss?
me

tranny or trap

trap, not tranny.

oh, you could do that here

Honesty I probably have tried to call for help, that idea of being seen like that is worse than actually being raped

>90% of the manga is just scenery
Very true, but it is very nice scenery.
I like YKK because it shows a future that maybe we can emulate, where even if everything turns to shit, human nature and friendship will still prevail.

Post pics
I'll decide

You wouldn't have do you mean?

I hope I will have sex in 2018 & you?

I hope so too
2017 didn't work out in that regard thanks to a certain someone

sorry, I'll make sure and visit you this year!

Oh shit missed out an important word, yeah I wouldn't have
Why didn't you just go out and fuck a girl Mr not a virgin

*tells your fake bf about me*

My bf in Aus is planning on visiting me next Xmas. I really want to visit him in Aus but I don't have the time due to work.

*gets you as my real fake bf*
trolled

>Why didn't you just go out and fuck a girl
Because I don't know any dammit!
I could say the same to you mister heterosexual!

>real fake bf
I'm not sure how that works

>genuinely starting to regret not raping Chalmers that one night
A good start to the new year it seems

>>I'm not sure how that works
I guess we'd just sit around and cuddle each other

>Chalmers
youtube.com/watch?v=XZm5QvpfonY

borrrrring

Ew, vaginas are weird and gross, I'd rather not
You had your chance to rape me and you wasted it, you loser

and you could

*whispers*
kiss him

me*

Aaaah I had to move hotel rooms cause of some New Years Eve shit.

Feels bad desu

do you like traps?

Ended up getting a shitton of leftover food from work

the only people who don't like traps are dead people desu

user please.

>You had your chance to rape me and you wasted it
It's never to late to rape you
Watch your mouth!

>Cinnamon scroll
Give me one or I'll rape you!

How long till you can break your fast?

>Hates Vaginas
>Won't have sex with me
WHAT DO YOU WANT DAMMIT

>Trying to talk about my holiday but no one reply’s

Aaaaaaah

Sorry matey
But we are talking about very important topics, like rape right now.

kinda want to be raped

Spooky, those scrolls are also my favourite
You can have a piece of blueberry sour cream pie but not a scroll
I DON'T KNOW!
I always look at your holiday posts I just don't have much to say about them

I DON'T KNOW

Blueberry... and sour cream?
That sounds awful, I just want one of your two scrolls, I love those things so much.
Looks like I need to take one by "force".

>I DON'T KNOW
well you aren't asexual because you got an erection from a post I made, so I have no idea.
It seems the only thing you know you want is more booze

What?
By me?

I wouldn't mind but anyone would do really

Oh...
I thought I was special, but apparently any 300 pounds black guy with a crowbar would do it for you.

>black guy
n-no thanks

I guess it wouldn't really be rape if I wanted you to do it

Okay fine, but only one
>more booze
That's a good idea, booze does make my happier, I might buy a goon for tonight

>have pot boiling water
>get engrossed in discussing Aria
>water dried up and pot gets brunt to a crisp
>it becomes unsalvageable
God I'm such a fucking idiot.
That's until breakfast next morning so around 8-10 hours.

>I guess it wouldn't really be rape if I wanted you to do it
Well it wouldn't have to be
If you wanted me to have consensual yet very forceful sex then just say you silly head.

Thanks, I really like these.
I've only had one of them in the past 6 months and even then I felt super guilty about it.
>I might buy a goon for tonight
Wow, why weren't you like this 3 months ago?
I could have exploited so you so much with the promise of buying you copious amounts of drink, that way we both would have been happy.

But surely most of that will be sleep right?

>But surely most of that will be sleep right?
Yep. Bf won't stop sending me his morning wood so I guess it's bedtime soon for me.

>If you wanted me to have consensual yet very forceful sex then just say
o-okay...

At least you'll sleep easy at the prospect of having breakfast.

My problem is too much food and I'm too good at cooking, which makes cutting really difficult. You're welcome to come over and eat some some of my food if you want.

what is your favourite meal?

>You're welcome to come over and eat some some of my food if you want.
Thanks, that sounds great.
I'd even cook you some food as well.
But you better not try ruin my cut as well!

If you like them that much you can have both
>why weren't you like this 3 months ago?
I don't know, it seems I've really gond downhill these last few months

Honestly I can't decide. I can make so many meals from mapo tofu fried rice to capellini marinara and they all taste really good to myself. I've also recently taken up baking potatoes too.
One of us has to take a bullet for the team user.

>If you like them that much you can have both
No, I'll take one
It will make me fat again, especially with all the booze I'm going to drink tonight

>I don't know, it seems I've really gond downhill these last few months
I didn't realize our breakup hit you this hard :3

>mapo tofu fried rice
ohh, that sounds really nice
>One of us has to take a bullet for the team user.
y-you can do it! I still need to drop like 5 more kg before I start my bulk.

>It will make me fat again
how much do you weigh now

84kg, a couple big meals at Christmas fucked me over

>84kg
is that bad for a tallboi?

Is that a lot for someone your size?
I weigh 54kg but I'm a smol boy

how tall are you again

>tfw 95kg
Hah I need this cut more than you.

No, 80-90 is the healthy range for my height.
But considering I was 109 around 6 months ago I want to go the whole length.

But you probably actually have muscle mass.
I don't have shit

>I want to go the whole length
same

I bet...

About 170cm

wow, you're even more skele than I was

Yeah but I want to see my abs senpai. I've gotten so close a few months back but then my mum came to visit and the rest is history.

>170cm
I forgot how cute and small you are

Jeez you want to see your abs eh?
Do you know your bf% right now?

Fuck off, I'm not small and cute!

>Do you know your bf% right now?
Probably around 18% tbqhwy senpai. Biggest thing is that I don't want to lose the thicc ass I have so I need to couple cutting with a bunch of squats and lowerbody accessories.

I saw it with my own eyes!
Why do you think I wanted to rape you?

>18%
wew, you sure have some cutting to do to be able to see abs
Good luck with your squats to stay thicc

>wew, you sure have some cutting to do to be able to see abs
Yep, that's why I'm going to feed you the food that I'm not gonna eat.

Yeah but I'm pathetically weak, I tried to do some pushups a little while ago and I could barely manage one
Don't lie!
And smol boys are not for rape

SS+GOMAD = big gains tbqh

...

oh...
thanks, maybe I'll just start my bulk early then
Just make you sure give me plenty of "protein"

>I tried to do some pushups a little while ago and I could barely manage one
Jesus, I really could have just picked you up with one hand and dragged you up my staircase case into my room and onto my bed.
If only I was smarter.

I don't think he'll be going to the gym anytime soon lol
Anyway he'll just look like a manlet instead of a smol boi

it's a meme routine on the /fit/ wiki, if you stick with it then you end up looking like that sad pepe with the ridiculously fat ass

Same size as me

>boys think tallbois want sticc when they actually want thicc
amateurs tbqh

cute, CUTE
Are you ready for new years?

SS is hardly a meme routine, and if somebody is truly a twiglet then GOMAD is also good.
It's just people who do SS for 12 months and complain about being a fat piece of shit.

>Just make you sure give me plenty of "protein"
What did he mean by this?

Haha dumb baka
Oh, do I want that?
Good to see another normal sized person in this thread

>do I want that?
no, if you take it to the extreme then you end up looking like a mutt

it's a meme because /fit/ is full of turbo-spergs

I GET TO STAY AT THE HOTEL FOR THE NEXT 4 HOURS!

H-how is everyone today?

>5'5
>120lbs
>normal
I could probably lift y'all up with jut my dick in your twink sissy asses desu.

You know?
Chicken thighs and 5lbs of brocolli
that sort of stuff

>if you take it to the extreme then you end up looking like a mutt
If you take anything to the extreme you look like a mutt

>because /fit/ is full of turbo-spergs
Very true, it turns out getting fit doesn't cure autism

I got my bf drunk earlier. What are you going to do for New Year's?

Lads
what time should I start drinking?

>Are you ready for new years?
Yes, I'm not doing anything special

Is he happy drunk, lewd drunk, or angry drunk?

I’m going to go to the 9 and 12 fireworks tonight with my family desu.

If you aren't doing anything maybe you can hang out with me for a little bit...

just drunk. He's sleeping now

>Chicken thighs and 5lbs of brocolli
Heh try pounds of mouthwatering fatty tuna risotto and pork belly roast.

so what you gonna do when new years comes?

Pls no