What's going on in Iran?

What's going on in Iran?
>youth unemployment at ~30%
>literally hundreds of thousands of university grads every year
>many of them are secular, just want to be like us - not much interest in religion or foreign affairs
>slow, stagnant economy, food prices up, income inequality, not horrible conditions - but really shitty if you're poor/young

Who cares?
>Gulf Arabs, Israel, and USA want regime change

That's a whole lot of fucking money, military and will that's anti-Iran.

How would you do regime change?
>send in money and support to resistance in Iran
>organize, arm, and fund various groups

There's a fuck ton of groups in Iran that don't like the government. Ex: Kurds, Baloch people near Pakistan, other non Persian peoples

>REMEMBER: Iran is only like 50% Persian - the govt clamps down on minority they are weary that they will go against them

Why did it fail last time?
>Obama didn't support the last protests in the 2000's he wanted the deal with Iran

Quite honestly the Green protests in 2009 were too overhyped, most of the social media activity on it wasn't from Iranians it was from westerners.

I HOPE WE SEE AN IRAN INVASION! As someone with Iranian heritage I hope to be the first one to invade Iran. Death to the Ayatollah.

>B-b-but based Irans based Aryans!
Iran has worked numerous times with Al-Qaeda, search it up. They allow for high level members to set up camp there and organize. They, at first didn't support the Taliban, but now are arming and training them to fight NATO forces. Plus they are part of the reason Iraq is a hell hole funding Shia militias in Iraq. Also don't forget about what they did in the Balkans.

Also about the Aryan thing, a lot of us are brown skinned especially us Persians

They treat minorities like Christians, atheists, and women like fucking shit. Don't fall for the t-th-they're bette than Saudi Arabia!! They're just as fucking bad.

DEATH TO IRAN

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I don't like brown people, but I dislike "Persian-Americans" the least of the ones I've met. Also why do they love Mercedes so fucking much? They would rather drive a 15 year old C-class than a 2017 7-series. What gives?

Good thread.

fuck iran dude, told me who is this.

Overeducation should be replaced by compulsory military service. Send the idle youngsters out on aggressive campaigns against neighbours.

bump.

google image search told me it was an Indian Instagram model named Sarah
also FUCK iran

Thing is that Iran getting invaded will just destroy the potential of the country further and will rightfully inflame all sorts of extremists again.
Like russia they are a potential agressor but can be reasoned with. In Tehran their population is unruly because it can afford to be so. Euro-iranian trade not being sanctioned seems like a better way to soften them up in the long run, keeping still in mind that goodwill alone does not buy peace.
Their revolutionary fervour aside from trying to claim their neighboors againsr further isolation, has died with their collapsing birthrate.

> Taliban
Funnily they now get bartered with as a legit party together with the afghan government and the pakis as the chinesebhave taken an interest in the region.

why dont the "regugee" into the west?

this

Unlike the arab dictatorships the mullahs haven't completely torpedoed education to keep the population dumb and compliant. The human resource gap between Israel + Iran + Turkey and the rest of the region is huge

Instagram.com/desixchick

a girl I know from culture pals said everything will be fine, I trust her
She’s so cute
“Some... minor disagreements”

>No booking info/no cash app cause I have a masters degree and a real job
kek

I'm sorry but that body is not physically possible

Vid is on insta she's real

>Iran has worked numerous times with Al-Qaeda, search it up. They allow for high level members to set up camp there and organize.
don't they aid Hezbollah and Syria against Al-Qaeda?

Are you a woman?

I think he means how a lot of former (pre 9/11) al qaeda members were able to move through iran and use it as a base of operations. Also i remember they did have a few high level members detained but refused to share any details

The AQ of today is a lot different. Iran is shia but will act with AQ if it matches their goals, right now they're at odds

So are the protests legit or is this just the cia getting busy?

nuke the gulf countries

It's hard to tell probably both leaning towards the legit side

they have hazaras to do this for them

I wonder how soon the "persian" diaspora will join this thread to tell us how le based persia is. And how they're like totally secular not like those filthy arabs.

Reminder one of the catalysts for these protests is the fact that in a football friendly of Syria at Iran. The syrian woman ripped their mandatory hijabs off once they entered the stadium while the bbbbbased persian (did i mention they are white) woman sat their like the little subservant whores they are.

she's real but her body is fake

They're basically canon fodder

Actually, they are very important shrine defenders

From what i got protests started against high prices for food and utilities but some anti government guys hijacked it to be against government in general.
It could be just iranian government attempt at damage control tho.

So what will happen next?Will this begin a civil war or something like that?Any prediction?

Iranian Diaspora. Iran is a shit hole. The people specially the youth are some of the most deceiving, conniving, and unruly I have ever had the burden to share association with. Fuck em'.

>Spain youth unemployment +50%
Maybe Allah is the answer.

Same as this one.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_Green_Movement

meanwhile we gave arms to Al-Qaeda and friends by way of the Syrian Opposition

I agree with the american, bodies like that are just genetically impossible. The only way you'd get a body like that is if you're obese, but she's not obese. She has ass and breast implants. I'd still fuck the shit out of her though.

>Iranians are shit people

Any self hating retards that try to claim 'muh whiteness' are usually obnoxious to deal with. Sadly we got a ton of these people in iran and the levantine that try to say 'I was white but arabs invaded my ancestors' butthole and now they call me arab'. Bunch of retards that bring their whole race and heritage down. fuck em.

good lad

Shut the fuck up you stupid oil monkey, no one other than you is arguing "whiteness".

>american reading comprehension

>poorly articulates point
>upset when misunderstood
ISHIGGYDIGGY

it wasn't poorly articulated, it was you getting buttblasted out of nowhere and getting mad at the sheer sight of white being mentioned, like most americans do.

Maybe because they have taste? New cars are ugly.

Except for the part where I don't give a fuck about whiteness

good, being white in 2018 is a meme anyway.

this photo itself is 56% white

Stop shilling for war damn kike.

I'd give anything for a qt persian gf desu

Op girl is indian tho

LOL. You're so jelly you Muslim Negro

>Sadly we got a ton of these people in iran and the levantine that try to say 'I was white but arabs invaded my ancestors' butthole and now they call me arab'
These people are either religious minorities or straight up apostates so it makes sense why they try to we wuz.
>Bunch of retards that bring their whole race and heritage down. fuck em.
Yeah. They're just self hating retards who are ashamed of their background and want the westerners to accept them as "civilized like them" instead of "them sandniggers".

Are Indo-Aryans not from the same stock as Germanics, Celtics, Slavics, etc.?

>Indo-Aryans
Also pls kys

the word i am actually looking for is Indo-Iranian

this is also established anthropology, your feels be damned

>Indo-Iranian
Pls kys

>god i just want to be an arab so bad

>diaspora retard wants to be wh*Te so bad

dat ass is just too much. tits are nice tho.

>i hate my history, language, and native religion so much
>all i want to be is some hook-nosed oasis nomad

Dude, indo-aryans are a race from India not Iran. not exactly the same country.

there's nothing wrong with being arab. arab is just a term to describe people who share the same common heritage, which is the arab heritage, but there are different arabs from many different backgrounds. there are persian arabs, gulf arabs, egyptian arabs, berber arabs etc. being arab is nothing to be ashamed of.

since you are from Qatar, i have much to learn here

i understand that Arab could be considered a proper ethnic group, but is it now more a pan-lifestyle classification, kind of like how Arabs referred to all western europeans as "Franks" at one time?

No they were the people who migrated to south Asia, its because of them we look less poo

>it will be fine

>imagine being a faggot cuck who wants his people enslaved by jews

>>i hate my history, language, and native religion so much
>unironically wanting to larp as a dead civilization from 1400 years ago
Go ask the Egyptian muslims and Levantine muslims since they're unironically less Arab than us.
Even the Afghans and Tajiks who are much closer to ancient Persians don't we wuz. Because they're muslim.
>>all i want to be is some hook-nosed oasis nomad
You know Tehran is the nosejob capital of the world?
This

>is it now more a pan-lifestyle classification

yea, sort of. if it makes more sense, it's kind of like how people from the continent of europe call themselves "european" and the people from asia call themselves "asian". people who are born in north africa and asian middle east call themselves "arab" or "middle eastern", they both mean the same thing. that does NOT mean that we all have the same culture though. japanese and koreans are not similar at all, but they're both asian, for example.

The syrian civil war has been quite dull recently, maybe this will be a worthy substitute

Couldn't have said it better
But one thing I think is that through interacting with other Arabs at uni, I've noticed that even though our cultures all have slight variations due to geography, they're still very similar imo.
Like how Europeans have similar but slightly different cultures from one another

T. Moishe

New shah soon.

>Tehran
It's Shiraz actually, it's closer for the Gulfies.

dumb kaffir

yeah they're similar because we have a very long history of influencing each other, that's why we're all 'arabised' despite our different races.

it always confuses people when you tell them that all people in the middle east are arabs though, because they see middle eastern people in saudi arabia and think all arabs have to be exactly like that when it's not true at all. keeping some kind of distinction between different arabs is good imo.

Since you seem to be an arab expert. Can you explain this arab dude I know who had blue eyes? He also said he had very light blonde hair as a kid and when his beard started growing it was whitish blonde. I asked him if he had any white ancestors but he said he didn't know and that his parents are from Sudan.

100% agree akhi
I don't care what a bunch of westerners think, but I get what you're saying.
It's mostly just stereotypes shown in their media and culture.

>Since you seem to be an arab expert

aww :3

>Can you explain this arab dude I know who had blue eyes?

He probably has some levantine or turkish ancestry, both of these are known for being blonde/redhead and having green and blue eyes. He probably thought you meant european ancestors when you said 'white', next time ask him if he has any lebanese or turkish ancestors.

>both of these are known for being blonde/redhead and having green and blue eyes
Are the people with these features just displaced europeans or something?

I fucking knew there'd be no way egyptians would be primarily arab, Egypt in antiquity had a massive native population.

Nope, they always were there. Arabs are incredibly diverse people, we can go from looking like full blown niggers, to looking like aryan people with blonde hair, to looking like mongols. It's not that easy to put all arabs into one racial category because we're just too diverse.

There's a small fire starting, and the CIA is adding some coal.

Same old same old.

Also, the 'original arabs' are technically the ones in the gulf, countries like saudi arabia, qatar etc. All the other countries have been arabised by them. Look up the arab-muslim conquest of the middle east.

Interesting thanks. Where do jews fit into this picture?

To be completely honest, i don't know that much about jewish history because i never bothered to study israeli history, but as far as i know modern day israel was actually the kingdom of judah back then but ancient babylonians (modern day palestinians), invaded it and made it their own country. jews decided to retake it now and that's the kind of meme they've been using since forever to justify killing palestinians and kicking them out of israel.

also food for thought, Middle east is actually the birthplace of all three abrahamic religions, christianity, judaism and islam. anyone who tells you christianity came from europe is ignorant about history.

t. Reza pavi

Actually its a swedish religion since we are one of the lost tribes of israel

If you kill your enemy, they win.
You can't directly fight them. They'll fight back. You just shun them and wait for them to get tired of being an irrelevant shithole.
Same thing we did with the Soviets.

>leaf philosophy

kek no.

So, let me see if I got this right...

Basically, you are a muh iranian heritage faggot living in leafistan that wants Saudi Arabia, Israel and Murica to bring lots and lots of freedom and democracy to 'your' Iran, because bad things happen there and life is hard yo, but the jews, the sheikhs and the amerimutts, greatest lads ever, could fix Iran for us, desu.

>muh heritage new worlders

Truly the greatest cancer and menace for world

Sounds like me desu. When I was I kid I had a light blonde hair and blue eyes. Now my eyes are green, hair is something between brown and blonde and I look like a Saudi Arabian when I grow a beard.

Fuck iran, they literally the biggest reason why most of the Arab countries are shit.

I didn't know MBS shitposts on Sup Forums
The biggest reason why some Arab countries are shit is because your atheist royal family works for the western kuffar against the muslims
Your only somewhat decent ruler was King Faisal

Is this what a "bugman" is

While you did that to soviets, China was doing it to you.

Iran is the only country in the region capable of posing a challenge to Israel and Saudi Arabia. The fall of the Iranian government would not be the best thing at this moment.

who the fuck cares about some terrorist state?

give me 3 good reasons why you think our royal family are against other Muslims

>The fall of the Iranian government would not be the best thing at this moment.
>flag

>the "all Americans are brainwashed Zionist puppets" meme

>implying Gaydi Failrabia would go full chimpout if Iran becomes a pretty cool place again
MICA! Make Iran Cool Again!