/cum/ 2.0: electric boogaloo

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first

i thought you were dead

cool & good / 10

good thread

some people wish i was

this is a pen

why does the image turn into the trap twins from initial d when u click it

what is it for

for my pineapple

anything you want user

white/10 in america

hello suomi

how's this one

*tunes to Open D*

I SWEAR IF I HAD A GUN, I'D PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD
CAUSE I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF DRY HUMPING MY BED

OH LAWDY LAWDY LAWDY, GOT MY DICK IN A NOOSE
I GUESS I GOT THE NO GF BLUUZ

thot detected

what does /cum/ eat late at night if they get hungry?

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sleep

peanutbutter and fluff

im gonna get a cold

i hate this

ahhhhh

what is fluff

i get one every year but mostly in january, what medicine do you take when you get it?

marshmallow fluff

piss off, Janny

it's kind of like microwaved marshmallows

i dont, is just a cold, i just hate the itch on your throat

sounds nice

i'll scratch that itch for you ;^)

had a pretty nice fap
now I gotta go to sleep
but first my nightly episode of Trailer Park Boys

ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

>wow, user you were STILL on your computer at 1 am? lol, no matter you dont have friends

nice teeth, sluts

Asian pride worldwide

bump

when i was 17 i lost my virginity to a female extraterrestrial
that's all i can say about it

what

evil

aliens love corncobs

please don't discuss my corn again

big

buttered

cobs

did she get you pregnant

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gonna make some hash tomorrow

Just beat GTA IV's campaign

Now I'm kind of sad

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I want to bully weebs until i get a gf

why

i don't like weebs, but i do like having a gf

hmmmm

my eyes are made of soap

i have read one michio kaku novel and am already more intelligent than Huntsville.

:o

i have to pee so bad but i hold it in

She took my guitar and she began to play
She sang a song to me, stuck right in my brain

You're just a memory of a love that used to be
You're just a memory of a love that used to mean so much to me

>tfw some worthless weeb said he was more intelligent than me

;_;

i am many iq points ahead of you

IQ measurements above 160 are completely meaningless, bud.
you took a fake test

hello?

howdy

snacking on apple slices

don't call me bud

tfw no pornstar gf

tfw no gf with a vagina and breasts

this is an apple

This is a healthy woman

I would touch her breasts with various parts of my body if the opportunity presented itself

WHAT DO I GOTTA DO TO MAKE YOU LOVE ME
WHAT DO I GOTTA DO TO MAKE YOU CARE
WHAT DO I DO WHEN LIGHTNING STRIKES ME
AND I WAKE TO FIND THAT YOU'RE NOT THERE