New years resolutions

are these a meme or is it actually possible to completely turn your life around starting january 1st? has anyone here done it?

i've never really tried it before except for simple, small goals. i'm thinking of giving it a try this year

>actually possible to completely turn your life around
It is for most people who have a shred of willpower. Might as well be impossible for the typical /r9k/poster, however. Also, anyone who says it's impossible is a worthless loser who doesn't want to see you improve yourself so they can feel better about being a worthless loser. You can safely disregard those posts.

good post. last year i decided i'd start counting my calories and lost 30ish pounds. i'm trying to think what other small change could have the most positive impact in 2018. maybe reading everyday instead of mindlessly browsing the internet?

if any anons have ideas for small goals that make big impacts go ahead and post

Definitely get into reading and ween yourself off of instant gratification. Also gardening, this can be as simple as caring for herbs that you grow on a windowsill.

They are useless. There's better ways to improve ones self asides from a meme commitment

Personally I think if you want to make a change, you'd do it regardless of the time of the year and you'd start then and there or as soon as you're able
I totally get how a new year kinda indicates a fresh start though, so as long as they keep it going beyond just the new year (e.g. People who join the gym on new years)
I still do resolutions though, but I treat them as my reminder of things to improve on that I realised I needed to do from the previous year, like be less angry and more patient with people, accept more invitations for social events etc.

Fuck off normie piece of shit

You're objectively a piece of shit. Have some self-awareness. I used to feel sorry for you faggots, but then I realized that your lot are nothing but garbage human beings to the core. I can't believe it, but you've somehow managed to earn all the suffering you feel. Do something in your life for once and actually kill yourself instead of whining about it on the internet.

>normie
At least call me a normalfag like a decent poster, instead of like the egregious shitposter that you are. I suppose, however, a basic pittance of decency is too much to expect from an /r9k/ poster.

This isn't a site for normies like yourself. Wait even worse, youre a failed normie. You come here to feel better about your life because you think you're a little better than us yet cant quite be a top top normie.

Fuck off you cancerous faggot with your leftwing retarded reddit politics and your "just b urself" motivational shit

>This isn't a site for normies like yourself
No, this site was for self-aware autists to enjoy themselves before you worthless shits came along. Constantly whining and shitting up everything. I come here to have fun, while you come here to be an assblasted bitch. Also, normie isn't an insult sweatie ;^)
>Fuck off you cancerous faggot with your leftwing retarded reddit politics and your "just b urself" motivational shit
Nice strawman, lmao. Just another sign that'll you be worthless faggot forever.

We were here before you fuck off to reddit normalcuck

>We were here
>normie
>cuck
Sure, buddy. /r9k/ should've been kept deleted. Besides, it doesn't matter how you were, you were shitting it up the moment you started posting. You're objectively trash and it reflects in everything you do. You can't even deny this since your defending /r9k/ bullshit so hard. Do yourself a favour and kill yourself since it won't get any better for you.

Failed normie trying to feel superior. Pathetic, Kys you are just as much of a loser as us but you're in denial.

Why not do it on the 31st of December instead?

Holy shit you just BFTO that strawman so hard, how will I ever recover? Kek
At the end of the day, you're the one assblasted due to someone actually calling you out for what you are and telling you to actually follow through on your empty words. Hell, I think biggest reason you're so mad is because I asked you to do something and you didn't have an excuse as usual to not do anything.

You're right here with us late night on the day before new year you cancerous failed normie

>no u
Why don't you address any of things I say instead of just tossing out strawmen after strawmen? You've already proven yourself to be an egregious shitposter with your prior posts being undeniable evidence. If anything, answer me this, why haven't you killed yourself already?

>tfw reading is still just a way to feed the ego

Why haven't you? You literally come here to say le motivational platitudes and then tell people to kill themselves. Sounds like youre honestly projecting your suicidal depression on others.

Die in my sleep/Go to bed and never wake up
>tfw no undiagnosed heart condition
>tfw might actually have one because it's still undiagnosed
Best feel among them all.

Last year, I said I would start to learn Norwegian (2017), and here is my current progress on Memrise. With self-study, I finished a bit more than half of the A1 Norwegian course.

It's not that great, but I want to continue Norwegian with a real-life Norwegian class for 2018.

Maybe people fail because they set too high goals for themselves. Like
> I'm going to become lean and muscular and a hot Chad and fuck 100 Stacys and bench press 400 lbs and go to parties every week oh yeah

At a certain point you need be honest with yourself. Would you be satisfied with living the rest of your life as a NEET living off NEETbux? If the answer is no and you're unwilling to change things in your own life then the answer is quite simply suicide.

'Cause I don't want to kill myself and I have made strides in improving my lot in life. I'm telling you kill yourself because you don't do anything about bitch about being a worthless piece of shit and when people give you legit mate advice to change things you lash like an angry woman. I wouldn't care so much if your kind of scum stayed in their little dens, but you go out and shit up everything. At least most of the old autists were self-aware and could have fun, but your kind are a bunch bitter faggots who has make everything shit.

> le motivational platitudes
lmao, do you think telling someone to wash their balls if they don't want to get jock itch would be a motivational platitude?

i'm about to do it and i will report back in 1 year

There's quite a few people that ive seen like you here. They likely have a couple friends, maybe a low tier job or a below average girlfriend and they feel like Chads and talk down on virgins and NEETs here.

You are literally more pathetic than any of us robots. Fuck off with your shitty advice.

Wow you lost weight and arent obese anymore? I guess that really makes you a fitness expert now.

New year's resolutions are about making goals for yourself that you achieve through the year. It's a pretty good way to plan out how you use your time next year. It's also a pretty good way to stress yourself out and fill yourself with self hatred.

>it's the same response
You're a broken record, user. It's high time you go back into the trash and stay there. Kek, all you've done is prove to me and everyone here how right I am about you and every other piece of shit /r9k/ poster who does nothing but bitch and shitpost.

nah you're just being an asshole

It's literally night time on the day before NYE and you're here with us calling us losers. It's time for you to self reflect and see you're not so different.

user, if you've weren't so blinded by pain in your ass, you would know why this response, not matter how many times you repeat it, doesn't bother me one bit.

Why doesn't it? You feel you're superior but youre right here.

I plan on going to a gym and getting laughed at as the new face hbu

Try actually reading my posts instead of attacking strawmen.

Why don't you hang out with your friends or girlfriend instead of us losers Mr Chad. Aren't you successful and not a "whiny loser" like us?

You're so much better than the users of Sup Forums but you waste your time here, why is that?

>Attacking strawman
You immediately chimped out like all failed normies do. Because if you're on the offensive then clearly youre successful right?

he really only shit on people who don't have the will to improve and have a crab in the bucket mentality, not people who aren't doing the best in life

he's literally "the wannabe" description here. That's him and his life.

he could be but i really don't care. i just want to discuss about how we're all going to make improvements to our lives in 2018 regardless of where we're at

You'll have to excuse him. People who lose weight, especially if they've been overweight their whole lives, tend to develop a bit of a savior/know-it-all complex, at least for a few years. Unlike normal people, who just eat enough normally, they had to learn to do it. When they discover how to eat normally, they feel like they have discovered some secret to life and feel smug about it.

Nothing's going to happen when the year starts. You had all year but you did nothing? What's special now.

Millions of people get gym memberships or buy books from Amazon then 3 weeks later you never see them at the gym and the books collect dust.

You're going to be right here with us on Sup Forums come the new year.

Yeah feels that way. They do say the most inexperienced people have the biggest opinions.

I've seen hundreds of these people. They get an ugly/fat girlfriend, they become the relationship expert of the board.

They lifted weights for 5 months and read 4 articles? Fitness expert.

They got a fucking menial minimum wagejob??? BUSINESS AND FINANCE SPECIALIST

Have some self-awareness. You're attacking the same strawman over and over again. Go post this garbage on /r9k/.

>They get an ugly/fat girlfriend, they become the relationship expert of the board.
Jesus christ, you know when somebody brings their girlfriend up for no reason it's always that

I don't know why you have to shit up this thread. People just want to discuss their new year's resolutions and you're being a retard being rude to everyone.

>it's possible, but it will be tough and fuck all the worthless crabs that say it's impossible
>hurr durr it's impossible you all should stay in this bucket so I won't feel lonely

>tfw wageslave

Are you drunk? You don't make any sense

new years resolutions are so fucking stupid
why do you need to wait for the new year if you wanna change START NOW YOU LAZY FUCK
JUST DO IT

it's already 2018 where you live tho

well something happened this year when the year started and yes i've made improvements this year. around new years people start thinking of their life goals and it's nice to have the 1st as a target to get ready for

i don't deny i'll still come on Sup Forums because i love it here

April fools!

its 6:02pm

It's not 2018 anywhere in the world yet. Chatham islands is the first.

Disregard them, user. Don't let them hold you back.

If you come to an anime site to get life advice you've already failed. Successful people or people who are becoming successful don't ask for advice on Korean cartoon forums.

They just do what they need. If you ask this shit here youre clearly already beyond all hope and are just a robot in denial.

>Successful people or people who are becoming successful don't ask for advice on Korean cartoon forums
william shatner comes here though

this isn't an anime site and there are many successful people on here. would you say there are no successful people physically on /fit/? what about monetarily on /biz/? you seem to be projecting quite a bit.

also in my OP i asked to see if anyone had made real use out of new years resolutions and followed through, it's more of an exploration into the topic than looking for life advice

People come to this anime site to discuss their hobbies and have fun. Not to see people bitch about constantly bitch about the issues in their life and refuse to do anything about it. I don't care if robots exist, I care that they shit up this website. You're a fucking fool if you believe that all autists subscribe to the same bullshit mentality that you have or fit into the that shitty infograph that was posted earlier.

what an asshole

There are but they don't ask for help.

What kind of retard would ask for fitness advice on /fit/? What moron would ask for investment advice from anonymous posters on biz?ur not going to change shit you're one of us, if you could change you'd be gone.

It's a meme, I'll explain

1) Why start it on a specific date. If you come up with the idea on March or November, why wait until January next year? Why not start right there and then
2) You make the choice every day, are you going to keep going in that direction or not

If you talked to your friends, you'd know it's just a conversation topic.
> Hey, the weather is pretty rainy lately
> The flu is very common this winter.
> Did you hear about that man who got shot yesterday?
> Got any New Years promises?

F-friends?

>ur not going to change shit you're one of us, if you could change you'd be gone
The difference between you and him is that for him the will to change, though dim, is still there. You're satisfied with where you are, which is benign in and of itself, the real cancer is that you're telling him to give up on basis of your own projections.

Yeah and those normies never follow through.

Look up studies about making resolutions and telling others about them. Your chance of following through drops significantly when you tell someone because you got the dopamine rush as if you've already completed it.

It's literally a double whammy.
1) pegging your actions to a certain date / event
2) telling others
1% chance of actually doing it

I'm literally content with my life though and I don't pretend to be something im not.

I turned my life around so many times, its hard but once you build up hate & wrath is actually doable.

1 from nerd to chad, high school
2 from fat to build up, pre uni
3 from laid back to proactive, uni
4 from proactive to chill AF, after uni

All you need is to use all the hate that you have inside you in your favor and escalate it, its almost like a drug and I don't think I will ever settle down cuz of that. There's just too much hate inside me, I f hate everyone, I hate society as how it is, I hate ignorant that read only titles but not full articles, I hate ... any, all and everything.

perkle, I'll be your friend :3

It's been pretty cold lately. Got any New Years promises?

Could you at least take the time to read my post?

It's a meme
Putting it on the 1 is just procrastination
It's easy to tell yourself you'll do something next year
And if you procrastinated all year you will not have more will power tomorrow you know
If you want to change something it's now and not tomorrow everyday

>another day leaf samefag argument with himself

What is his endgame?

start going to the gym twice a week or pick up a martial art