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Happy new years edition!

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14 hours to go

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FROM OREGON TO SOUTH DAKOTA
UNDERWATER TOILET QUOTA

ok

Am I alone?
Please tell me I'm not alone

du bist nicht allein

Drunk already edition

I'm in a sad mood lads

It's 2 and a half hours away from 1018

i am here if thats enough

why?

I’m here desu.
AAAAAAAAH
W-what?

Why new zealand 1000 years behind the rest of the world?

DOES THAT NOT SEEM LIKE A FUTURE SCI FI TIME

>from 1018
jeez
it's worse than I've tought
I;ve gone back in time

god I wish I was in a trench right now

sorry

I've missed a button and ruined everything.

I GO TO THE MALL NOW YOU KEPT ME HERE LONG ENOUGH

trench foot is a nasty thing
i wish i were being used as a sex slave by the Huns

I CAN'T POST AS FAST

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FASTER JEANU!

it's my own damn fault
for not being forward enough

Good morning/evening boys. Had a good day?

lads
how do I fix this crippling loneliness I now feel?

barely have had a day, got out of bed half an hour ago

watch some cute slice of life anime

With booze and drugs

>watch some cute slice of life anime
I don't want to
I want some love

Have a hot chocolate
>barely have had a day, got out of bed half an hour ago
noice

Booze is only making it worse, and I don't have any drugs, remember you mocked me for it?

This but ironically
my day was alright, I learnt hown to use a wand
have a wank or start cutting yourself, those are my gotos

>hown to use a wand
Do you mean a sex toy by any chance?

Drink more

no, the thing used to froth milk on a coffee machine is called a milk wand

I'm sorry buddy.
You fill it with talking to me.

Salut!
We’re here with you desu. We’ll always be here.
You sleep for so long desu. How do you do it?

For a moment, I thought you went full Harry Potter
>Salut!
How was the seg riding lad?

Oh
I was hoping it was some lewd prostate massager

Thanks, how are you buddy?
Enjoying those capchas?

By being a lazy bum who dreams about sex all the time

Acquire кoт

Where your eyes don't go a filthy scarecrow waves its broomstick arms
And does a parody of each unconscious thing you do
When you turn around to look it's gone behind you
On its face it's wearing your confused expression
Where your eyes don't go

I wish

My cat is 13 years old. i know that i will lose her soon:_:

It was fun desu. Segway’s are surprisingly which easy to maneuver.
Pretty lewd desu. My dreams are never lewd.

sad, had a family dog pass a few years ago, feels bad

2 hours to go

My dreams are always fucking lewd, sometimes not in a good way.

F

I know, I once played tag on one of my friends segways, it was very fun

>Enjoying those capchas?
I am not to be fair, it's hard enough spelling out my messages!

Ikft, before I got my 3 cats, I also had 2 dogs. One died of cancer, another of heart attack.

>I am not to be fair
Err ok
nice spelling

F
poor doggos.

I'm gonna go to the pub for an hour after I skull this beer
get my mind off chalmers desu
brb kinda

In 15 mins we entering New Year in some part of the world +14 h
How doea that makes you feel?

Fucking sick of your upper class ways mate

who cares about tonga lol

Spooky desu.
Must’ve been fun desu.

IM GOING TO GO OUT FOR DINNER AND FIREWORKS!
Bye for now!

Bye~

Bye :)

I care about Tonga :(

In one hour it will be 2018 in one part of France while it will be 7 in the morning in another one

So how will you celebrate the new year?
I'm referring to the few people in this thread...

desu I do too
who cares about nauru and tuvalu though

independence for the Marquesas islands

dumb Peruvian pirates destroyed them

I don't celebrate it, I just get a new calendar desu

I care about all the country in the world
D-did you drink?

Nah I don't drink, smoke, take drogas, w/e

>So how will you celebrate the new year?
Getting drunk on my own. How about you?
New Caledonia will vote on a referendum for independence

In 14 hours it will be new year in Italy
While in 14 hours in it will be new year in Italy
Feels bad man

At least Tonga has a six digit population and a venerable history desu, nauru and tuvalu have 10000 people each and both are meme countries

Slant-eyed poof

*tips for you*

I will go to Venice, I alredy know that it will be impossible to move consodering horde of tourists

>In 14 hours it will be new year in Italy
>While in 14 hours in it will be new year in Italy
kek

ill SUCK your dick if you call me that again

>Must’ve been fun desu.
I remember being disappointed because the friend with the segway's dad owned a jetpack company and all we got to play with was a lame segway
>Getting drunk on my own. How about you?
literally me right now

>Getting drunk on my own.
We're still friends

We lost all the colonies we had ;_;

I'll meet the year with the last bits of family I have left, then I'll probably go out with some friends. That's all standard stuff here

>italian "colonies"
Even fucking Courland and Malta got Caribbean colonies

>literally me right now
what are ya drinking?
>We're still friends
that's cute
>We lost all the colonies we had ;_;
you didn't have many to begin with desu

That's cool at least someone normal here..

>drinking vodka and orange juice while playing TF2 and listening to comfy music

shitty cheap cider
>TF2
my nigger, I had a lot of good times in that game

Genoa got colonies in his better shape,
And we used to own a piece of China at some point

Slant-eyed poofs

You're doing that too, right?

>We're still friends
So that what you doing mate.
Drinking with friends.
We maybe on the opposite side of this rock
But you're with friends.

Are you karen poster?

Noice
>shitty cheap cider
Oh, I remember you said that yesterday

Ah Genoese and Venetian colonies, forgot about them
>Tientsin concession
Doesn't count, the Tientsin and Hankow concessions aren't real colonies

This My only fear is for the muslim fuckers

Well we weren't a country for so long that's why...

And when you're filled up to here with hate
Don't you know you gotta get it straight
Filled up to here with hate
Beat her black and blue and get it straight

inshALLAH
Venice will sink under the might of the Caliphate

Hey it's 2018 in some part of the world
HURRAY

Are there really any?

>So that what you doing mate.
>Drinking with friends.
>We maybe on the opposite side of this rock
>But you're with friends.
Never thought I would be drinking with friends on NYE desu It's nice

happy new year to Tonga and Samoa
no one cares about the rest

We alredy arrest some retards that were plain something here in Venice
Our mafia train our police for this kind of stuff
But you will never know

Everyone should be a karenposter

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Good luck then
W-what is that stuff all over Astolfo's face??