I just had sex with a prostitute a few hours ago.
I lasted 45min till I came, it was my first time as well
Sex is not as great as normies say, Sup Forums.Your own hand is the best
I'm in Poland warsaw but I'm using my own cell phone plan so the flag is lithuanian.
I probably have aids now or some shit, cause she sucked me off without a condom. Blowjobs are nothing what you might think they are. My whole expectation of sex has been shattered, shit I was like 70% hard through all the moves we did cause it was not as pleasurable as my hand.
This is my international experience for all of my virgin ex brothers from an ex virgin
Sex is nothing like you think it is, seriously I'm so sad over this that from all this talk how it is the greatest thing ever and it just turned out to be a lower form of your own hand. Jesus fucking christ. Don't get me even started on tits, like you grope them for one time and they are soft and shit,but after that the magic is gone
I just had sex with a prostitute a few hours ago
dumb liet, it's because you're not doing it with someone you like.
t. virgin
>I'm in Poland warsaw but I'm using my own cell phone plan so the flag is lithuanian
It's not how it works tho. You're a liar.
Sex with someone you love is amazing, it's the fire you burn for someone being quenched. Paid sex is like paying for porn.
it's supposed to be for the intimacy, sweetie.
Ive never paid for sex but Id imagine it would be pretty awkward no matter how much the whore pretends to like you.
Meaningless one night stands can be pretty awesome
It`s better with someone you know like gf or just friend. But atleast your not virgin anymore! YAY
Here I can post with the polish hotel wifi
>your own hand is the best
>sex is not as great as normies say
You say this because you had it with a trashy whore and spend most of your time masterbating like a beta
Dude I had sex with a milf with the body of Lisa Ann, of course she is literally a whore and of course trashy, but she looked good
I
isn't prostitution illegal in poland or smt
It isn't since they've got official sites like roksa pl
I'm running out of battery and soon I won't be able to talk with you anons
have fun with all the whores from warsaw, żmudzin
That is how it works tard, when I was in moscow I was shitposting as american or russian by switching between 4G and the hotel wifi
It is how it works.
Why can't you fuckers speak any fucking english?
Also the zmuzini edsi guvno is hilarious
I asked a polish people and girls why they say that but they said they didn't know about it
Anyway I kept dancing with this girl for 40 fucking minutes, she grinded on my dick etc but when I said lets go get drinks she say no lets keep dancing
I fucking left her because I was already drowning in sweat for dancing 4 fucking dance moves for 40 minutes
lamo you're gay, kiddo
>got lost
>try asking for directions
>polish people don't speak any english to save their lives
>meet americans from minnessota
>they just say to wave our hands to the taxi
> thank them and say make america great again, trump for the win
>they respond " nooo, noo, noo" most likely triggered
>It's not how it works tho. You're a liar.
It is, when I was in Spain this summer, shitposting on the beach like an autistic tard, it didn't show the Spanish flag but the German one.
But I masturbate to women not men
I think this might be because I recently got into 2D visual japanese novels, idk with some characters it makes me feel weird inside how cute they are
Could this affect my boner? Like I said I was only like 70% hard
I've no idea what you just said but have fun nonetheless
I haven't had sex with a prostitute, but the best feeling is when you finally convince a girl, that it's okay to stick your dick in her. It's amazing and it makes the sex better, as you can feel she wants you as well, it's much more passionate than a hooker.
Only pathetic losers do hookers.
You should have choked her. I can't keep my dick hard unless I get to choke the girl.
I guess its the same as most countries. You can sell yourself, but pimping and advertising it in public is illegal.
My town fills up with whores every year when we have a wrc event
But sweetie, you're supposed to have sex with someone you love. It feels much better if you're in love or in mood to it. Else it will just feel like fapping with more pressure on the dick.
Love is a meme
That's something a virgin would say
Kur apsistoji Varšuvoje ?
Smart2stay
sex is only great with a girl you love tbqh
It's actually how it works. I was in Germany for a couple days and i still had the italian flag.
>emotionless sex with a prostitute isn't good
Who knew?!
then why do people pay for it?
It's like toy guys base your shit off Disney
surrogate
Ersatz like during the war when people smoked potato peels instead of tobacco
It's called foreplay lol.
I think you're just gay mate
>b-but it's not real sex
>y-You HAVE TO BE IN LOVE
Hahaha you dumb fucks
it' true though, sex is highly overrated (jewish trick), except if it i with a loving gf
>Sex with someone you love is amazing
So, sex with my parents must be amazing?
I also love my dog and grandmother as well
>autismus maximus
You dont love your girlfriend the same way you love your dog or parents. Or at least I hope so for your sake
Why jewish ?
I believe you honestly, too bad I can't be a conservative anymore since I did the most immoral thing.
I no longer have any values, I have become what I hated. An american
The jews have won this fight. I have become a part of the globalist machine
French brain everyone
2bh you can go through your life doing things that you enjoy, just dont shove your degeneracy in other peoples faces.
people have been doing fucked up and weird shit behind closed doors as long as civilization has existed. No need to have a stick up your ass 24/7
Nah I feel like human garbage. All I wanted was to see what was so great about sex. It feels like paris syndrome. I'm a loser.
Eros, Philia, Ludus, Agape, Pragma, Philautia
learn the difference. I suspect you mostly practice Philautia.
Turn to Christ and ask for forgiveness, we're all sinners anyway.
you shouldnt worry so much. looking back at the first time i had sex still makes me cringe. i think its pretty awkward and disappointing the first time for everyone, hooker or not
youll get over it lad
>lithuaniam femboy lost his virginity to a whore
>it's over
>he placed his sperm inside someone
>he can no longer turn back to being a femboy
>now he's just a regular man with a below average physique
>lithuanian femboy has squandered a lifetime of pampering and cute clothes for a 45 minute sex session with a woman
When will the cruelty of this world come to an end?
Yeah I figure so, though because of high dose of alcohol I was only able to get like 70% or less of it up
I will repent by finally focusing on my studies. Sex was literally the only thing I ever got depressed of
Butthurt robotvirgin...
Sadly I have a bf and very happy :3
Achkually my physique is above average and even the whore complimented me saying I was "strong man"
How would you rate the hooker was she good looking?
Parodyk savo nuotrauką
>learn the difference. I suspect you mostly practice Philautia.
And I suspect you mostly practice Phull autism.
>submitting to spanish tricks for keeping the flemish man down
'no'
This, my first time was with prostitute too.
It didn't feel as good as jacking off with your favourite porn. In fact i had to concentrate so much remembering my porn so i could cum, took me almost an hour.
It feels good if you do it with a gf you love.
No you would know me cause i know you
Lisa ann but smaller tits
Compliments from a hooker are the same as "mom told me im the most handsome guy in school"
What the fuck is this shit, Poland?
No she said that after we were done and asked me advice for diet/lifting
>eating at mcd
lol
Oh dog. Ar tavo vardas Au------ ?
Like catholics know anything about working
Use the WiFi faggot
Using data will burn your battery
>eats at american embassy
>accuses poland for what he got
>""Flemish"""
I see right through you, Dutch cocksucker. True Flemings are catholic.
Isnt the feeling of not being virgin worth it?
I'd rather not done it
Of course she did, so you'll pay her again
If sex woth a whore is this bad, how come there are still whores?
checkmate, liar. whores are best!
Who cares what the whore said desu, she's a literal whore.
I do have a good physique though, I OHP 110kg 1x1
I plan on going to a club today and try to restore some honor of mine by trying to get a non-whore whore(girl) to have sex with me
I won't drink so it doesn't affect my erection
Atsakyk prasau
I'm back at my house taking a shit
God I feel like crap, I spent all of my money(100 euros) on that prostitute
Now I have to eat at mcdonalds for the rest of my vacation
Ne as ne Aurimas
get a load of these virgins
finally someone who speaks from actual experience
sex isn't good or magical or "loving". it's as awkward and necessary as eating or farting
"blessed are those who expect nothing, for they shall not be disappointed"
why so ashamed though?
there's no shame in leveling up with low-rate ones as long as you don't depend on them for life
Nu aš tai nesakiau
well said. sex only gets fun when youre good at it, just like almost everything else worth doing
dupes, the lot of you, that's what I think of catholics
Thank you sensei
Sex is WRONG! Sex is IMMORAL! Sex should be BANNED and made ILLEGAL. Casual sex / hook up culture is to blame! The world needs to be changed into novel '1984', including the creation of 'anti-sex leagues'. Only reproduction through IVF. Sex Ed should be BANNED and made ILLEGAL. If we do not talk about it, it does not happen.
Humans should be genetically engineered into sexless posthumans that reproduce by budding amnd are incapable of feeling bad feels.
Yes, we should.
Holland is that way --->
To be quite honest, the incapable of feeling bad feels might be sufficient. If you can’t feel bad, then you can’t feel bad about having no sex or bad sex.
lmao hohol btfo
uderrated
hahaha just because you're shit at sex doesn't mean sex is shit.
>this is what a lonely virgin says
lmao goblin go away.
It is fag, i had a English mobile for ages so it gave me the union jack when i posted from it
>Sex is not as great as normies say, Sup Forums.Your own hand is the best
Totally agree with this.
Sex is not and has never been about pleasure, it's about status. Fucking a whore gets you absolutely 0 status, unless she's seriously high class or you do it in a funny way like in thailand while snapchatting it. In fact, if you admit it you will probably lose status.
You should have just burnt the money user, it would make more sense
how was prison
>leveling up
Risking diseases and pregnancy with 2/5 "would-not-bang-sober"-girls. Not worth it, only thing that matters in the end is how your future significant other likes sex (and that you know how you like it). AND then you can experiment as much as you like with someone you trust.
t. ex-virgin (like everyone else)
>Risking diseases and pregnancy
which is why God created condoms
...
based finland
the first time is always disappointing
Also very dishonorable