/brit/

Fuck the fucking danish, for fucks sakes it's new year....

/oneitis 2018/ is fucking ON lads

first

Press F to pay your respects, lads.

Suppose that there are two stuffs, a real one and a fake one. But actually, you cannot distinguish the fake one from the real one. Both look exactly same in your sense.

In this situation, which do you think is more valuable?

The answer is the fake one, because there is the surging will, wanting to become the real one inside of it.

What on earth are the Danes even up to? I'm worried

I don't think modern American culture is something to be jealous of

Does this mean you're just gonna have a oneitis next year or you're going to gf your oneitis?

He's going to kill her and wear her skin as a suit

they stole our land

shall be a lonely NYE :(

doesn't change the fact that europe is culturally dead, in the modern age

It means I'm gonna make the oneitis my GF

>blacks in the UK are alright

The only oplle who say this are people who haven't lived around them, or lived in a white are which has seen an influx of niggers moving in

A battery of V.X. gas rockets is presently deployed to deliver a highly lethal strike on the population of the San Francisco Bay area. I will call again at 0000 hours to state my demands.

I want to know who I'm talking to.

This is Brigadier General Francis X. Hummel, United States Marine Corps, from Alcatraz.

Lads does anyone work on new years eve
most are off work right

i want to rape him so bad

Only good thing about America is it's national parks and small/mid-sized towns that are >80% white

you're an angry assortment of lads you know that

Alri

then ting goes skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
pop pop pop pop pop pop pop

any no gf man in?

Good luck lad. Had the chance myself but went full autism and blew it beyond repair.

t. londoner

the virgin bourgeois capitalist vs the Chad Left

How can /brit/ even compete?

yes senpai

accidentally clicked on one of the ropey looking ads at the bottom and it just re-opened the thread in a new tab

Back in Hanoi for New Years

everytime i see the green white orange tricolor my mind thinks mexico and i skip reading your posts

>be british
>claim that yanks "butcher english"
>then proceed to use words like peng and alri
don't like brits, simple as that

what happent

not hatting a hatworthy post ought to be a hattable offence

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*what happenth

NOBODY CAN SEE HIM
NOBODY CAN EVER HEAR HIM CALLL!!!
NOBODY CAN EVER HEAR HIM CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>not hatting a hatworthy post ought to be a hattable offence

>not hatting a hatworthy post ought to be a hattable offence

Seriously are the irish considered humans

yes. next question?

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roped in like the pathetic swine you are, a shame I have to post with people who lack the intellectual capacity to detect hatbait

Shan't be donning any of these posts with the zany hats forthwith, hmph
*toodles off whilst sharpening my blade*

>roped in like the pathetic swine you are, a shame I have to post with people who lack the intellectual capacity to detect hatbait

Dated her and fell too hard and we stopped dating because of it.

funny how all the best athletes are black

not laughing

Not really. They're just the superior race

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don't lose the head m8 haha

these people exist

believe me i know it was hatbait. i wanted to post the hat simple as

>Shan't be donning any of these posts with the zany hats forthwith, hmph
>*toodles off whilst sharpening my blade*

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just want a fat gf simple as

Heh, bunch of amateur hatters, they used to call me the "mad hatter" back in my heyday.

Wanna know how I got that nickname? Hat me and find out...

would you rather they didn't?

asking for it

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>your oneitis will be kissing a fella at midnight tonight and you'll be wishing a happy New year to the lads on /brit/

The irish doesnt know how to fish

trump was explicitly pro israel from the start

No Gucci Gang, No New China

Wow a /brit/ thread free of Rorkeage. What a lovely sight

that's rough man. fuck.

>Heh, bunch of amateur hatters, they used to call me the "mad hatter" back in my heyday.

>Wanna know how I got that nickname? Hat me and find out...

Just had a terrible thought that one day someone might snatch my cat and drive off with her :(

i'm a rorke

no need for this mate

alri togliatti

*rubs a yank's belly*

>having a oneitis

*giggles*
*sharts*

prefer this pic myself

Even shittier new year's eve than last year
Hope I don't wake up tomorrow morning ffs

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>Heh, bunch of amateur hatters, they used to call me the "mad hatter" back in my heyday.

>Wanna know how I got that nickname? Hat me and find out...

General reminder

thiccccccc

fucking love oregano

Same lad. 2017 is the worst year I've ever had outside of years where family died.

>oneitis

need more brown men in fedoras for when i encounter civic nationalists

>yank taking advice from a nigger
cannot fabricate

>need more brown men in fedoras for when i encounter civic nationalists

i dont save anything with watermarks

is under my foreskin supposed to smell so vile every morning?

What happens when the future GF wants to have sex in the morning?

hatposting has gotten out of control

>i dont save anything with watermarks

you don't understand satire

tried washing it you gay cunt

thinly veiled hat bait

dont think you need to worry about future gfs

it's called showering

>hatposting has gotten out of control

>hatposting has gotten out of control

You're ment to be circumsized you subhuman

any marxism leninism man in

What made it so shit for you? For me, it's a toss up between the multiple spergouts and the cutting off friends

dont want to either