How fucked are you?

>me
>no degree
>no friends
>no gf
>virgin
>no job
>social anxiety
>Chron's disease
I'm really fucked.

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>me
>degree but after losing years to problems
>no gf/bf
>no job
>social anxiety
>semi-homeless

All of the above lad, except for Chrons. It probably helps the dread of my case a bit more to mention that I've never had any of the above previously in my life. What's this got to do with internationalism though?

Literally me except that last part. I'm legitimately considering suicide

this, don't have chron's disease but i'm getting a bad case of carpal tunnel along with the rest of my body just collapsing

Same as you plus extreme brain fog. I'm fucked beyond repair.

Same

you don't wanna know

Same but more i spend the money i get on virtual items (steam)

I'm poor because I'm too dumb and lazy to work hard and be good with money.

Same as you but I live in a third world country which makes me more fucked.

I got a Filipina woman pregnant in Canada and she successfully sued me in Penticton, BC's provincial court for child support. The judgment can be enforced against me in the US via international treaties. I already paid almost $3,000CDN for Canadian solicitors to handle this case, and I don't have much left... except for my crypto coins. But if I cash them out, and people find out, I will have to pay...

>multiple health problems
>no gf no friends virgin
>neet
>ugly

>mfw i should graduate next semester, but ill graduate in 2019/2020 now

>no friends
>underweight
>anxious
>no job
>play games all day
>cuck

>no degree
>>no friends
>>no gf
>>social anxiety
Abou this.
Somewhat good paying job in skilled trade, i go to prostitutes and have a nice bmw and own land

No disease but rest is same.

>no high school diploma
>no drivers license
>no job
>no gf
>empty bank account
>fucked up back from scoliosis

What in the fuck user?
Tell us the details for fucks sake

>no degree
yes
>no friends
i have a couple
>no gf
yes
>virgin
yes
>no job
yes, but i will get one
>social anxiety
yes
>Chron's disease
no

My heart is getting warm everytime I see the same people like me.

>neet
>ugly
>balding
>no friends/social life
>no hope

JUST

good luck little user

Really the only way to exit my current situation is to get a job or win the lottary, but seeing as the latter almost never happens, probably I'm going to be stuck flipping burgers or mopping floors.

>working on degree
>friends
>boyfriend (purest love)
>non-virgin
>lmao jobs
>pretty social although not normative
>adhd

Actually, you are not fucked at all - with no gf and being a virgin.

The same with a degree 30k in student debt a diploma and no chron

I lived in Prince George (BC) for a couple of years after I left my university because I had a realtively low-paying but mobile job writing and doing basic web-design online which allowed me to live within a relatively broad radius of Portland, Oregon (since I only had to visit the company office very occasionally). I went to Prince George because a friend from my university owned a rental home in that city, and gave me a very good deal on rent. I was able to get a longer-term residence permission than would normally be allowed on a business visa by also doing some adjunct tutoring in math and Spanish through the University of Northern BC.

I enjoyed my time in PG a lot; it's an interesting little city with its own strong local culture. However, due to my personal proclivities, I became a drunk, and this led to incautious behavior on my part. I almost drowned in the Nechako River a few times due to impulsive diving right after it unfroze.

I was dating a local woman for a while, but she tired of my alcoholism and my dumb antics. She was a sweet girl, but she really did deserve better, so I helped her get a place in Vancouver. One of her friends was an immigrant nurse from Bohol island (the one with the big-eyed tarsier monkeys) in the Philippines, and I began dating her almost immediately out of loneliness.

This wasn't so bad at first, but the problem was, she was kind of a psycho. She was actually legally-married to a Filipino guy who was working in Saudi Arabia at the time, and had no chance of getting a document called a "Cenomar" ('certificate of no marriage') in her home country.

In any case, I believe she dug a condom out of the trash and impregnated herself. I left PG before becoming aware that she was pregnant. I found out when I was visiting my university friend in Kelowna and got served a custody suit via mail through his care-of address (since I was the previous tenant of the rental house, he was also mailed the papers).

I guess you have a red armchair and"love" decoration on your wall?

>social retard
>khhv
>failing uni
>scared to speak to girls
Future isn't looking too bright tbqh

cause - chron's disease
effect - social anxiety, no job, no friends etc.

You are not fucked, just ill. You are normal guy, my french friend. Everything will be good.

rate me
>huge problems with mental health since age around 6-7, locked up iin loony bin at 12 (later locked up 4 more times, last 6 months ago)
>diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic

>(when meds don't work) I hear voices and even my own fridge told me once that I'm hopeless, when I'm really mad at someone I hear whispers that urges me to kill
>I killed my pet at 16 (I'm truly not proud of that)
>I hear footsteps at night time but nobody is there, sometimes radio transmissions in my head, people screaming to my ear and my head hurts like fuck
>I won't list more cause it has no end

...

>getting my MSc
>one good friend, some acquaintances otherwise
>people don't really like me in my class etc
>tend to alienate people
>no gf (never ever)
>no job (could get if I wanted one, easy)
>no major health issues
>no problems talking to people really etc

I have a lot of good qualities. I'm kind of clever, and I can be pretty charismatic. It's just that I have a hard time connecting with people for real. I don't know what's wrong with me.

Fuk dude, this thread makes me realize how lucky I am.

>failing uni
>virgin
>no gf
>social anxiety
>super anxious in general
>hypochondriac
>no job
>shitalian

also I forgot
>ugly
>overweight
>probably bald in 10 years

>low end higher education degree (basically one step under bachelor)
>some friends who I don't see that often
>no gf and no real prospects of a gf
>not a virgin but it has been 6 years since I had sex and it sucked
>working for the civil service
>no big diseases but overweight
>still live with parents
I'm in a limbo. I'm not a total failure but I feel dead inside and I waved my ambitions goodbye long ago.

>masters degree
>dead end job that consists 90 % shitposting and 5 % work
>couple of terminal diseases
>yeast infection
>left leg has only 3 toes because of chronic heart disease

useless degree
have friends
no gf
virgin
has no official job
overall it's pretty good

it's ironic, kinda - I'm truly fucked up but for some bizarre reason I'm the one here with loving gf, I feel lucky to have her

...

>graduate as first in class in STEM field but for what in this 35% unemployment rate retarded cunt?
>NO JOB
>no gf
>no frens
>hate people
>NO MONEY AT ALL (really struggling to live each day)
>gout disease
>live with parents
>getting fat =/
>born in brazil = no chance in life

>graduated comp sci in june 2017
>22 y/o virgin
>depressed but too apathetic to get help
>alcoholic
>failed 4 interviews because of my pseudo autism (programming positions, got the interviews easily because of my contributions to projects)
>gained 15kg in a year
>insomniac/terrible sleep, mainly from drinking
ever since graduating i've been a nocturnal neet who does nothing but drink and watch youtube/play vidya. every now and then my depression goes away and i do some programming

>be me
>father died when I was 4
>used to hear voices calling for me from time to time throughout my childhood and adolescence
>now have loud tinnitus hard to mask especially at night
>have occasional outbursts for whatever reason

i have friends but i've shut them out

you take some pills?
I'm out of benzos, fuck

>no degree
>no gf
>virgin
>no job
>social brainlet
>diabeetus
>overweight

r8 my fuckedness

No, I don't
I've never even talked about these problems to anyone

at least you have mental illness, I don't have any excuses

3/10, all are easily fixable except the degree and the diabetes

> be me
> no job
> alcoholic
> no parents
> semi homeless

>tinnitus
I used to experience it a lot, nights are always the worst
I think you should go and check yourself, do MRI and test your ears, if this won't do the trick then get the fuck out to psychiatrist, it might evolve and rape your brains out.

>me
>currently doing degree
>some friends but they live far away
>no gf
>virgin
>on and off part time work
>depression
It could be worse.

>no degree
>no friends
>no gf
>virgin
>no job
>social anxiety
>Irritable bowel syndrome
>no driving license

CAN'T WAKE UP

Stop whining, you all have it great so stfu

Be me
>had it all, a nice sports car, apartment etc
>lose it all
>end up with welfare money
>had to live in a welfare apartment block full of druggies
>manage to fix the situasion and are back even better of than before
>suddenly, booom.... homeless even worse off than ever
>now, well atleast i'm alive and have food and somewhere to sleep

>cell.com/cell/fulltext/S0092-8674(17)30246-5
>pnas.org/content/114/34/9182.abstract

-fully applied to humans for cheap in 25 years
-for cheap
-better ones will start coming fast after that
-you will never escape your life because you are too pussy to kill yourself

So is it mental illness, drugs or both?

useless master's degree
couple of friends
no gf
not a virgin (only fucked a prostitute though)
no job
more socially awkward than anxious I guess
relatively mild case of Tourette's though, it used to be a lot worse as a child/teenager and basically made my life hell sometimes... so there's that

all things considered my life would still be pretty good when I get a job/gf

Will you be my friend? We're exactly the same, even including the chron's disease

>me
>Veterinarian
>tight friends with whom I hang out regularly
>smoking hot and pretty smart for a woman polish gf
>no social anxiety, able to talk to random people
>healthy

I have nothing but contemp for people like you (except the Chron's part, mate. That isn't your fault) because you make no effort to change and only bitch about it. I failed more times than you've ever even tried, yet I ended up winning and improving and got all I wanted by myself, whereas you just stay home jerking off to cartoons and crying because nobody (you don't even talk to anyone) wants you.

and you can shitpost, if you can shitpost you're doing good amrite?

>Degree
>Job that is relevant to said degree
>No gf (fine for me right now, they're shit in winter)
>Small number of friends in my region, which is vastly better than the zero 1 year ago

>me
>undergraduate
>no true friends
>no gf
>khhv
>no job
>problems with anxiety all my life
>ruined all the chances of getting a gf or friends thanks to my issues
>fucked up body
>manlet

ehh, i'm doing fine
>1 good friend
>3rd year in uni
>not depressed (yet)
>still enjoy vidya

>no friends
>no gf
>v
>no job
>almost broke
>most of the time alone
>good body shape

>no degree
>no gf
>virgin, never hold hands with gril
>no job
>mild social anxiety
>several health problems
i need to start losing weight and get /fit/ if i wish to see my 50th birthday tbqh

>no friends
>virgin
>no gf

have a pretty good degree and a decent paying job for this socialist shithole, could be worse desu

>good degree and a decent paying job
you could easily get a gf then

none of it. Just really bad luck and bad friends aka "as long as I can't have nice car then he shouldn't either so I kick the door in" and so on

He probably has a shitty personality/is a little bitch who can't even talk to chicks.

yeah I've read this story before

Don't kill yourself, there's so much to do. You just have to ride the wave, man.

>still in education
>no friends/gf
>virgin
>aspergers

Fug.

Excepto for the virgin thing that's pretty much a description on me... including crohns

Daily reminder that in 95% of the cases when someone claims that they have social anxiety it's undiagnosed autism.

>me
>no degree
>haven't had friends since 16
>no gf
>virgin
>no job, on neetbux
>social anxiety (can only leave the house at night)
>OCD
>tinnitus
>spend most hours of my day daydreaming about autistic shit

>24
>living with parents
>no jobs in my cunt

Well, it could be worse.

>ocd and depression since 16
>got shit grades in A levels
>failing at a shit university
>no friends
>no gf
>no driving license
>no work experience
>grim future
I think about suicide everyday.

Have any of you tried to fix your shit?

Also i had a prolapsed vertebral disc around 18-19.

No, they just complain. It's easier.

larper shituguese lmao

At least you live in a great country

>Veterinarian
Sucks to be you.

>me
>getting my degree next semester hopefully
>yes friends
>no gf
>not virgin
>yes job
>social anxiety

>me
>no highschool
>no friends
>no gf
>no job
>autism

thats just being Italian though

>russian telling others it sucks to be them
I admit, that was pretty funny.

Pizza Pizza vanfarculo lasagna lasagna

the fuck is brain fog
stop smoking so much weed brazilfriend

thats me irl

Watching Paralympic is really funny

>Me
>HS dropout
>No friends
>No job
>Unironically autistic
>Can't get NEETbux
>No future

>failing uni
>virgin
>no gf
>super anxious in general
>no job
>shitalian
>bald

Not fat though I exercise almost every day

No chrons disease but other than that i'm on the same boat.

>ctrl+f virgin
>20 results

>no degree
>no formal job

I can travel around the world and I make a lot of money selling video games on Facebook.

Boys can't be virgins.

>Piotr thinks getting anally raped as a child is normal

Piotr, I...

>this projection
Relax joao, it's already over