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KARA BOGA edition.

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>almost died

kigger

Do people actually realise you can see when they're active on Facebook??

God I LOVE Netflix

feel like shit lads just want her back

>Chris Parker
The absolute STATE of British "heroes"

>be american
>go to petrol station
>there is no attendant
>attempt to operate the pump myself
>cover myself and my vehicle with fuel
>call the cops to come and do it for me
>they command me to do a spinning handstand while tying my shoes together
>shot for failure to comply

ah yes i'll just avoid those xenoestrogens and fluoride by drinking raw water

After 7 months of being together the Italian gf just revealed that when we first she found me patently unattractive. Was basically just too quiet and 'nice' apparently, like some kind of soyboy.

Fucks sakes

vegetarian gf has started getting into "cruelty free" products in a big way lately and so has changed her toothpaste, shampoo, makeup, cleaning products in general, etc, to ones that are "cruelty free" and don't test on animals

because why would you ever want to test a product for human consumption on animals, I mean we're just sadistic aren't we us humans. No idea why animal testing is a thing except to just hurt animals.

>work from home
>ask the GF to pick up some bread and milk on the way home from toil(at a non-rush hour time)
>she chews me out because I'm at home(shop is closer to her)

who was in the wrong here? I telework so i can't just get up and go to the shop

>s-shitting m-myself to death is b-based
>e-enjoy your chemicals s-sheeple

could sell anything to yank hipsters, gonna make a startup selling my bottled farts

Is this how Amerimutts are made?

I have never had a gf in my lifetime

Do you know how the mutts first came into being?

a grotty, pooey, slimy niggerball

not seeing a peep about the intel breach on the news lads
they're trying to cover it up!

what the fuck is this intel breach you fat yank fuck

Chinese cuisine is fucking awful

i breached intels fat ass

google it you drongo

What are ethics

yanks need better immune systems

fucking hate your guts

yeah definitely worth using new zealand's internet connection to the rest of the planet to upload this string of text, what the fuck are you even doing

Intel chips about to become 30% slower

im pissing myself is what im doing

I might fancy buying some but are they "natural" "pure" and "organic"?

Don't think my toaster could cope with a 30% slowdown desu lads

If you have round incisors instead of square ones, your parents might just have fed you soy as a child

How about you tell us instead you fat dumb yank

Hahahaaa Americans are fat and stupid.

wish i was tough enough to just piss out giardia with no I'll effect

tony blair did literally nothing wrong.

fuck off tony

tony blair fucking cunt pig

>I'll effect
*smashes my phone with a hammer*

*smashes your face with a shard of glass*

I dunno, maybe I'm a massive brainlet but it seems much more ethical to test a new product on a random dumb animal than risk it harming a human, even if the human is volunteering and even if the risk is extremely low to nonexistent.

i'm not fat or stupid. apologize and i'll tell you

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>what-is-the-size-of-cheong-mi-kyeong-tbn-jeju-reporter-s-nipple-g2uaaas
yes think ill be clicking on this one for sure

nz i'm about two seconds from punting you to perth

Student bennies on Monday lads

literal virus

I want to make a gaming PC but am worried I won't set it up right

Going to add my own personal brainlet to save you lads the trouble.

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dont mean anything by this you know im just cajoling you

Made a thread on Sup Forums once looking for a comic I'd read once. Never again.

>North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
STILL screaming at this

Watch Cary holtzmans videos on how to build a PC

>£3000/month up north
>live in a 3 bed end of terrace for £130,000

maximum comfy lads, don't even want a stupid high salary, just feels good knowing I have so much money leftover every moth

minimum comfy lads. got about 8 mosquitos eating me out every minute

...

sorry for the threat i'm afraid i got a bit carried away haha

>this man is the president of the most powerful country in the world
>literal "my dad can beat up your dad" tier behaviour

((()))

FOB

Pc part picker. Find compatible parts. The rest is literally just Lego for adults.

always think the idea of being abroad is nice until I'm reminded that everywhere else has fucking mosquitoes and biting shitty insects everywhere. No thank you.

WIll do (was secretly fishing for advice haha)

think i got quite carried awayer desu i called you a fat yank fuck and im really sorry

What's THE worst board on the chons lads?

Sup Forums Sup Forums or /fa/

>youtube.com/watch?v=zvkmLnS4sAQ

is this the most KINO moment of television of all time?

freedom requires second amendment :DDD

Sup Forums by far

>/fa/
>teaching autists how to be presentable
>bad

Depends what you mean, worst as in topic I dislike most or worst for that interest? Sup Forums as a board I like but are terrible at discussing film

they're all equally shit desu

Del Boy falling through the bar mate

Sup Forums
its a shadow of its former self

got mine already senpai

>teaching autists how to larp as cyber ninjas
>good

I don't get it

It's a lot more sex-oriented than what I remember

>ywn press her big red button

Cx in the chat lads

The gf

Just had a meeting with Toilstein. He’s pretty laid back and actually not a bad lad all in all. But he tells me today that the head Toilstein based in America isn’t impressed with my habits when she came over here for a week.

Basically I’m not allowed to eat breakfast at my desk in the morning any more (I wake up at 6 and commute in for 2 hours)
I’m also not allowed to eat lunch at my desk any more whilst I toil if I go for a run during my lunch period
And also if I want to run during my lunch break I have to stay after work to make up the lost time
Also I’m banned from going to the pub on a Friday with the lads who work around the corner from me

Notice letter: typed

>having pictures of gay men on your HDD

gf

>telling you how you can and can't live

fuck toil

Dad's drank one of my dark fruit cans out the fridge

Sheed

are you the cunt who keeps spamming clairo on Sup Forums

Sup Forums
Sup Forums is a cesspit but it actually has funny OPs, its just the redditors comments that ruin it

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fucking christ, grim

smack him deano, take his perch as the alpha male, WAY out of line that lad xx

going to the rohingya, you lads want anything?

how and why do they think they can ban you from going to the fucking pub? utterly bizarre

were you going to the pub during lunch and getting sozzled?

yeah a refugee crisis please mate

where is everyone what's going on
mUMMYYYYYY

thoughts?

"Ivanka Trump is 'as dumb as a brick' according to Steve Bannon..."

threads so slow. im still here though. got 2 big toes. and im not a hoe

the more thought I put into it, the more apparent it becomes that time as we know it doesn't exist. I don't think there is anything malicious about it - the scientists aren't lying to us, they are merely mistaken. I wonder now if we are so used to this structure that we can not ever break free of it

>USA is going to declare war on Iran for Jewish interests soon probably
Oh my days how do I deal with this lads, it's too much to bare that this is reality

patrician