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vegetarian gf has started getting into "cruelty free" products in a big way lately and so has changed her toothpaste, shampoo, makeup, cleaning products in general, etc, to ones that are "cruelty free" and don't test on animals

because why would you ever want to test a product for human consumption on animals, I mean we're just sadistic aren't we us humans. No idea why animal testing is a thing except to just hurt animals.

>work from home
>ask the GF to pick up some bread and milk on the way home from toil(at a non-rush hour time)
>she chews me out because I'm at home(shop is closer to her)

who was in the wrong here? I telework so i can't just get up and go to the shop

>s-shitting m-myself to death is b-based
>e-enjoy your chemicals s-sheeple

could sell anything to yank hipsters, gonna make a startup selling my bottled farts

Is this how Amerimutts are made?

I have never had a gf in my lifetime

Do you know how the mutts first came into being?

a grotty, pooey, slimy niggerball

not seeing a peep about the intel breach on the news lads
they're trying to cover it up!

what the fuck is this intel breach you fat yank fuck