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pete peter pierre

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How are you preparing for the Asian century?

love paddies desu

i hate asians

made one of the top 10 cups of tea i've ever had
good way to start sunday

Learning Mandarin 2018

oh happy days

hate niggaz
dont mind black people
love asians

bender

working on /japgf2018/

gym time lids

arms I think

based civic man

>sydney is burning
feels good man

the gf

the thought of my morning cup of tea is the only thing that gets me out of bed

>tfw no gf to bring me food when I’m hungover

>Sheena Shaw has HIV

Is nothing sacred?

used to enjoy her double anal scenes desu

Woe is me

stop watching porn

would you call your hair black or brown?

>le footy lad look

giv potat gf!

old grey mare she ain't what she used to be
ain't what she used to be
ain't what she used to be
old grey mare she ain't what she used to be
ain't what she used to be
ain't what she used to be

are there any porn stars you consider pure lads?

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Was a ginger when i was younger, hair keeps getting darker as i get older :/
Usually have longer hair. NOT A DEANO.

haha

Adriana Chechik is the only modern porn star with high slut factor.

Stuff's too vanilla these days. I want to see girls taking 9 inches in the pooper and begging for more

candee mae bbg

Penrith melted into a puddle of concrete slush and Lebanese dreams

What rude things do you lads call your girlfriend when you're shagging?

The Triumvirate of 'dirty girl', 'my whore' and 'bitch' have served me well so far but need recycling soon desu.

had a thought about toil

dont have a girlfriend
never have had one for that matter

tax dodging bellend

toil on the morrow

dont have a toil
have ever had a job before in my life tbqh

Not had sex but I respect women

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"filthy anglo"

going away for a few days

Brendans alimony payments stop next year

Ah yes Sunday or Toils Eve as I've taken to calling it

to jail? fucking nonce

accidentally punched a hole in my wall

Sporca puttana

the beginning of the unJUST arc

*surreptitiously googles triumvirate*

Can never enjoy Sunday fully, knowing what's on the 'morrow
The only truly enjoyable time of the week is Friday evening

have done that multiple times
my mum always threatens to kick me out every time i do it but nothing ever comes of it

these pictures of Brendan always make me chuckle sadly

he is terrified of women

He has that 'oh god help me' look nearly always these days

cool af!

He stands there silent, staring at the audience. The audience can hardly contain their laughter already
He opens his mouth but doesn’t say a word. The audience start to sputter, trying to keep their laughs inside until the time is right
His lips purse and he whispers the word...”Trump”
The room trembles as the audience release an almighty burst of pure hysterical laughter

the premier league is only allowed one good korean player at a time

What is the most recent message you got from your girlfriend?

Manuel Ferrara is my hero

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Sonaldo is based

"Okay"

even back then he knew
look at his face
it has to mean something

50,000 a month will do that to you

I think he's secretly homo but lives in denial, and he deeply regrets living in denial since his marriage ended up ruining him.

Brendan is a long-time alcoholic

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''driving to yours now (L)''

- my last gf, 2009. we broke up that night

Jesus Christ lads, how the fuck do you deal with mixed messages from a girl? This shit is insufferable. I think she's genuinely too dozy to even realise she's doing it, but she's CONSTANTLY doing it.

>hey user I really like you, more than before honestly
>btw my brother saw us together and i told him you were someone else so he doesn't know we're dating
>omg user today was like.. different... like really good different
>btw we can't hang out in my town anymore because people I know might see us and think bad of me because I just broke up with someone else and now I'm with you
>user, if these next few months are really good, will you come to america to live with me? even for just a while?
>user I want to stop dating
>jk jk i'm really loving dating you
>btw i need to cut contact for a few days because im stressed and need to clear my head
>but i'll text you tomorrow, ok?

Are all women this mental?

I don't have a problem with blacks or arabs
at least they look human
asians look like bizarre insectoids trying to imitate humans
oh god, I really don't want asians taking over the world

The truth is now illegal in Germany

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42537656

Two German far-right politicians are being investigated by police over anti-Muslim messages on New Year's Eve.

She accused Cologne police of appeasing "barbaric, gang-raping Muslim hordes of men" after they tweeted a new-year message in Arabic.

Another politician is being investigated after supporting her.

Alice Weidel, one of the party's leaders, wrote on Facebook that authorities were submitting to "imported, marauding, groping, abusive, knife-stabbing migrant mobs".

Police say both women may be guilty of incitement to hatred. If so, they could face fines or a prison sentence.

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>Are all women this mental?
short answer: yes

hate all those groups you mentioned equally

I'm so sorry to hear that. Maybe this will be the year you move on.

excellent post

feel the exact same desu
don't really care about blacks they're too remote to have any effect on my life

heem her until she acts the way you want her to

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women are children their entire lives.

I’ve become obsessed with the girl in work
But I’m due to be wed
I think about her all the time. She’s so beautiful and has a sexy, petite, tight body.
But my gf adores me. I doubt I could find a girl that adores me as much as her.
Yet my feelings for the girl in work don’t go away.
I don’t even know if the girl in work even likes me.

Women in the workplace was a mistake. It’s not natural. It ruins everything.

>blacks look human
come on now. They literally look like monkeys

and that's it?

People with gfs and people under 25 need to be banned from /brit/

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The issue isn’t women in the workplace. The problem is monogamy. It’s unnatrual

Mental how governments are so concerned about hate speech these days

Campaigners have renewed calls for the monarchy to be abolished after it was revealed that taxpayer funding of the royal family is set to soar by up to 66 per cent to enable the Queen to renovate Buckingham Palace.

The Government has agreed to increase the royal grant to cover the £396 million cost of the refurbishment.

The problem is women not being commoditised.

how about a threesome lol

which newspaper does /brit/ read, if any?

fuck off bitter incel grandpa

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This is war. We rise and we fall, until the end of it all, with our hands to the sun, we are Rome.

>the problem is monogamy

carthage must be destroyed

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Spotted the trad cuck

Triarii is almost as embarrassing as Sabaton
scour it from your history

£396m is nothing these days when it comes to government spending. Who cares.

spotted the mentally ill diseased freak

southerners are soft, mincing fairies

comfy
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