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british hijabis edition

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the wagies lament

another day he slaves away
6 am bus, theres bills to pay
half an hour lunch, toilbergs timing
wolf down cold pasta then toil bell's chiming
he works all day in his tiny square
then struggles home to his flatshare
comes inside, flops in bed
takes a drink to help his head
life is speeding by his head
would it be better to be dead?
sleeps and dreams of leaving this coil
then its wake up wagie, time for toil

>“You had to lose your illusions while still holding onto some sense of possibilities. But more so, your illusions of adult life and a life without limitations. Which, I think, everyone dreams of and imagines at some point. The song that needs to be sung is one about how to deal with those things and move onto a creative life, a spiritual life, a satisfying life and a life where you can get through the day and sleep at night. That is what most of those songs were about.”


deep

congratulate this lad for his first gf

fucking hell you are one stupid cunt, you are utter cunt to this general

why are brits so rude?

yes I MAY have the neck girth of a small, emaciated african child but can YOU spend £100 in one shop?

goodness, this one really needs some cream on his arse for all that redness.

>14.5

tune
youtube.com/watch?v=0WxDrVUrSvI

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tick tock toiler

tick
bills
tock
toil
tick
wagie
tock
train
tick
early
tock
morning
tick
never
tock
ending

been studying a bit of the old 'conomics

want to operate with this absolute BABE

Made a terminal theme lads.
On an unrelated note is it possible to reacquire one's virginity?

reply to this post with "don't care"

fun little less fun little less woooa be wooa be dadi di dubba da dee dubba da dee duh duh dee

pretty sure that picture of the receipt for the shirt was posted by the oxford bendre last year lads

check the archives x

Can't fit my hench traps into a 16" collar, but anything above a 16" is too baggy for the rest of me, so I leave my top button undone at all times. I suppose 16.5" slim fits might be an option.

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green letters

im a neet
your a wagie
what the hell am i doin here
i dont belong here
cos im a neet

anime

is the fuss about asians because they're more subservient? i mean they aren't especially attractive or anything

gone for poo, don't make any posts tell i get back

just watched USS Callister

dunno why Sup Forums is getting so wound up about it 2bh

did a BIG think

her new choon is good
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>14.5
would like to say I'd heem you but don't fancy jail time for snapping your necklet

utterly unintelligent post

>14.5

instead of spending £100 on a shirt why don't you buy yourself some fucking food

ah yes protesting for their right to shoplift without being shot

Any leglet man in

5'11" but the best length trousers for me are a mere 31"

tits and fanny 4:30 in lads

>utterly unintelligent post

Post payslips

I am 6'0 but buy short leg trousers

I'm 5'8 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>witchcraft works

banging

youtu.be/TsMuW0k0wyg?t=4m13s

only time I cried in the cinema

because the antagonist is the average Sup Forums virginposter

seee

You get to fuck Ella once but:

>You get her pregnant and have to raise the kid and pay for all financial things
>You contract antibiotic resistant chalmydia and gonnorhoea

whats a salary sacrifice

l'm ok thanks

How the fuck did Labour gain so much popularity in just a year?

what do you work as

she's not that hot irl, just hot in pictures
the perfect slayg

nah i'd just pay £50 for a whore

Engineer

In this case, pension

Thanks for posting this in the general for British culture

watched The Man Who Would Be King with my dad

really really good, it singlehandedly made my birthday
but it also spooked me into cashing out all my crypto holdings because of the film's moral

leftypol raids changed a lot of minds

any 30 year old student man in

your dad wouldn't be pleased if he caught you looking through his payslips lad

what are all the things under basic pay

daddy won't be happy if he finds out you've been messing with his paperwork again

A Chad is a Chad irrespective of race

amazing film, but if you thought that was depressing...

unironically yes
shoplifting does not deserve execution without trial you savage monkey

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How would you know if you've never seen her irl?

r8 my downloads

theresa may

gf told me she'd never date anyone shorter than 6'

been telling her for months that I'm 6' but I'm actually 5'11"

alri hippie

Why are girls so flakey lads?

get the fuck out

well theres a significant drop off in her videos which is a pretty good indicator

>transmission

my nigger

bin her mate

any tay man in?

watch your tongue lad

>doesn't earn more than his father

In order:
Travel supplement for business trips
Additional meme supplement that I argued for
Additional meme supplement (2) meant to cover diesel
"Overtime", actually a consultancy fee paid by client to company. The only way this can be reflected on my timesheet is by booking it as OT
Pension

she says way too many words
she clearly feels uncomfortable and is trying to be polite

dump her next time you see her
if you wanna drive her mad just don't give a reason

your dad's going to kick you up and down the landing

>come home after a long day operating machines at the highest level
>wife's son is rifling through my bureau and taking pictures of my payslips

absolutely fuming lads

wish i could get someone pregnant and then she dies in a car accident leaving just me and my son to get on sort of like gilmore girls but male

>crummy
>peppy

she sounds like she's 6. would bin her

>super whiney
>super peppy
>crummy
what the FUCK is wrong with yanks

i love her

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any fifa11 man in

ironically the biggest indoctrination course at uni is economics

>Additional meme supplement that I argued for
what did you negotiate for

me and my bf

ESKETIT

bit gay

>earning like £40k is literally unbelievable here

i earn like £28 k a year as a council office drone. my brother is an engineer for rolls royce and his earnings with bonuses are over £100,000 per year. he bought me a fucking car for my birthday

which of you tops?

you gay?

Disgusting tbqh

Disruption to personal life including caring for my mother's dogs .
You can argue all manner of bullshit. Frankly, it's surprising what people will do for you if you just ask.

the one on top probably

the timepiece

>a fucking car

where do you stick your willy in lad?

slept for 20 hours and still feel tired

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really wish i could find a job
got a 1st in Physics in July and have been applying non stop since then, haven't found anything, not even a single interview

Why are people so shocked that there are people here who earn 70k, or can afford to buy nice designer shirts, or can afford to holiday all around the world?

We're not all NEETs or 30-year-old call centre monkeys on 16k p/a, some of us work hard