Tfw no Norwegian gf

>tfw no Norwegian gf

>tfw no Italian part-negro gf

ugly as sin

>tfw no tall fit gf to violate me

you have no saying regarding women

>generic sheltered rich blonde with no tits
Nah fuck off.

She's not even that pretty

Too white.

I don't have high standards anyway

is that a problem?

Yes, I like them more tanned.

I have no standards

There you go.

It's like you tapped into my head because that's the perfect tone. You smashed the nail on its head. Mamma mia.

>no qt finnish gf

Just cross the gulf ,fucko.
You don't even need visa for that, nor you will have any problems with language.

i like brunnettes with really light hazel or brown eyes. norwegians dont look like that.

you don't find lighter features exotic?

I don't speak finnish though

They are all forced to learn Swedish because of 3,5 islands

that's not tanned enough

They're exotic for sure but I don't think I'd have chance with someone with blonde hair and blue eyes while im some brown dude with brown eyes and brown hair myself. I just like to be attracted to things that are realistic, you know?

>white women

I don't think they're forced to learn swedish any longer. I recall hearing that they removed it from obligatory courses

but she's a legit 6/10 (pic not related)

mandatory swedish =/= learning it

and 800 years of history

Her hair looks dyed to me

Lies.

Nobody learns Apache or some other shit because of endless years of native American history before the occupation

Maybe they would if they had been a part of Apache lands for 800 years.

Seriously? Seems very 20th century to still be learning swedish

Well, they decided not to be a part of them. I think it's a good idea anyway. It's very close to english and you can understand other nordic countries too

We have the fennoswedes party to thank for that, apparently it's mandatory for all fennoswedes to vote for them and their only agenda is keeping swedish in the curriculum
We start learning english years before swedish, and why the fuck would I need to learn a skandi language when both them and us are some of the best english speakers in the world

We'r not learning it for you but because we have swedish speaking minority of Finns, they are called fennoswedes. Don't they teach you anything at school?

Helps you integrate better if you move there

...

If I was moving to sweden I'd probably learn swedish on my own, hardly a legitimate reason to try force it on all of us

>fennoswede party
???

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_People%27s_Party_of_Finland

We never upgraded from the 20th century.

how stupid are you

>~5% of finlands population are fennoswedes
>5% of parliament is fennoswede party
Is this a real life meme? Just kick them out lmao

Jag läser matte på högskolan, inte någon jävla bögig samhällskunskap, har fan inte en susning om demografier o sånt trams

Pröva kolla nyheterna eller läsa en jävla tidning din pajas

Why would we kick them out?

Nä

>giant nose
>giant square jaw
>has fucked every migrant in a 10km radius
no thanks

They are the worst kanker, literally just siding with real parties on whatever as long as they promise to keep the swedish question off the table. The current government is the first one without them for like 40 years so maybe there's hope

>has fucked every migrant in a 10km radius
hot desu

Jag pluggar inte politiska historie heller men fortfarande vet mer om det än du. Har du aldrig hört om 'allmänbildningen'?

t. Inte ens finlandssvensk

No.
They grow our tomatoes.

The viet cong grows our tomatoes, the most common surname in Närpiö is Nguyen

>mutt
>complains about migrant cocks

are you sure you are a real american?

Tyvärr, jag har inte tid för sånt yuppie trams som att läsa på om oviktiga saker som inte angår mig.

För upptagen med calculus1?