My country > Yours

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FUCKING BRING IT ON JOHNNY FOREIGNER!!!!!!!!!!

Britain is too powerful pls nerf

Behold, the smallest global empire in history

WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEIIT

BTFO

The eternal Dane had colonies in Africa and India?

That's not Courland

Good post

We have only been conquered one time in history, and that was in 1940 by Germany

Is it 1921 Nige? No it isn't. Fuck yourself

Britain? More like shit-stain

my land god gave it to me

DELETE THIS POST THIS INSTANT

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Denmark#The_Napoleonic_Wars

made me audibly laugh

Based Mung-poster

Delete this

The nukes are incoming

Britannia rules the waves god bless the queen

Seriously please delete it

>brunei
>ceylon
what?

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The POOnited KOOKdom of GAYt SPITtain and WHOREthern Ireland

The US owns more territory now than the UK

The United States of America > britfags

t-two world wars, one world cup

That doesn't say we were conquered. We sided with France, and lost.

Ah yes, was expecting an awful yank post like this

>build the strongest navy in the world
>dont colonize anyone
>fail at intervening in other countries
>respect others borders
>allow them to insult your might on a daily basis

KEK
U
C
K

>post-industrial """""""""""""""empires""""""""""""""""
>just gather a bunch of people and claim shit off a map

>one world cup

Just the one?

How quaint :^)

>Kongo not included despite being a Portuguese vassal

UK? more like You're gay

it's coming home this summer, just you wait and see!

Can't we all just get along?

will the catchphrase stay or will it become two ww and two wc?

The United Kingdom? More like the United Minge-dom

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>fail at intervening in other countries
b-but we killed Osama bin Laden, destroyed the Taliban, tax our territories, destroyed ISIS in 2.5 years, had a handful of CIA backed coups in South America, helped win both world wars, couple of CIA backed regime changes in the middle east, stole Puerto Rico from the Spanish, stole large territories from Mexico in the Mexican-American war, enslaved millions of niggers, and own a nuclear arsenal of ~7000 nuclear weapons

but okay..

Hi Sup Forums

You are the worst empire in the world since the Mughals. How can you allow Israel to decide your foreign policy and make you pay for it, a nation which has a tiny fraction of your territory, power and population?

>Using land that hardly lasted

israel is frend :>

>Tfw Portugal colonized northern Newfoundland in the 1490s
>Tfw the most comfortable ethno-linguistic states in north america could exist, but doesn't

BASED MUNGPOSTER

They had a small population back home

a*glos eternally btfo

DR was never conquered by the french btw, they didn't win it by military conquest

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anglos?

More like anglorcs

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although you could nuke it, just saying you didn't win it by conquest and your army there got comicaly steamrolled by some civilians in a time when you were conquering europe lmao

Raja Raja Chola (Tamil King - Oldest language in the World) who had conquered the parts of Bangladesh, Myanmar, Thailand, Cambodia, Malaysia, Singapore, and Indonesia.

>destroyed the Taliban
no, they still exist
>killed osama bin laden
osama was an invention of CIA
>destroyed isis
they are still there

>brits actually brag about conquering weird niggers with straight hair in australia and few native americans in canada, plus some hindus and primitive africans

B T F O

t. butthurt non-global empire

>swedes actually brag that they WUZ VIKINGS N SHIET

still butthurt we stole all your hot women with nice teeth, nigel?

>we stole all your hot women with nice teeth

Both of them?

Well I guess you need them with all your women being fucked by tyrone and muhammad

>bE aglon
>get BFTO
haha bye eternl anglo

wow cant believe people didnt try to conquer some ice nice one generic nordic country

>rich on rav and fish
>bridge to the rest of the north
>60+% agriculture land
>warmer than you, mutt

lmao ukucks getting btfo ostentatiously