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Let's all have hot drinks together edition

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Should I make some hot cocoa?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Very Yes

singa would have made a sperm/cum comment by now

[X] Very Yes
Yep he would have, I suppose cum counts as a hot drink if it's fresh and warm

Russian here's yours answer

Splendid edition

No, in Russia it doesn't work like that. All "near" places are already fucked by russian middle-aged people who can't clean after themselves and make everything into a fucking mess, so when people here camp, they usually go long ways into the wilderness. So our choice is not even that, still people around, just not too much. Other campers would've went to NO SIGNAL zones and all that.

Piss is warmer desu

[x] Very Yes

Wow, that's a bit gross

What kind of pervert likes pee

I've had both in my ass and cum is definitely warmer.
Then it is decided.

are you some sort of expert?

So it's a civic problem that doesn't allow you to camp on nearer places gotcha
The story is still fucked up on many levels though
Is Finland that different near the border?
I mean you can already see differences when you pass the border?

hot! really really hot

Well, in some places the difference is clear, in other you have to travel a bit further in. Mostly it's just roads, which are more clean and less broken.

How much of a federation is Russia?

Did the various region have great autonomy or overall it's always Moscow that have the last word?

Some regions like Chechnya are very autonomous, but those are extremely rare, most have Moscow balls deep in them.

Actually I lied about being peed in my ass. Sorry user.

Ok thank you for your answers :)

You said that you had a third story
I would like to read it :P

A bit too tired right now tbqh. That shit tires me out for some reason. Gonna post it tomorrow, remind me if I forget.

Ok I will wait tomorrow then

You never fail to ruin other people's fantasies

You absolute bastard

Yeah I'm quite vanilla all things considered.
You're just a deviant user. Sort yourself out.

I'll sort you out in a second mate

Just cleaned my glasses, I've probably gained about an hour of daylight because of it

Just had a taste of a macadamia nut liqueur that my parents just got, it was very good

Stop raiding their liquor cabinet!

They offered it to me!
If I did raid raid their liquor cabinet I'd take the shitty stuff in the back that they wouldn't miss (I bet the bottle of butterscotch schnapps that was the first thing I got drunk off is still stuffed down the back of there somewhere)

>flavored alcohol
Why would anyone do this?

It's barely past noon mate.
Come on...

You're right we should all just drink ethanol, no one needs flavor in their alcohol
It was only a little sip

You knew what I meant you dense cunt.

RUDE!

Whatever

the stock on that pistol is dumb

...

*shoots you*
Nothing personal kiddo

*teleports behind you*
Heh... it's high noon, kid.

You're going to have to do better than that

*runs at you with bayonet*

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Feeling a little tired lads
But I also have a can of Monster Energy tm so that's nice

i know that feel.. beeing tired but kept awake by energy... very disgusting desu

How many hours have you been awake?
And you should've got one if those 710ml V's they fuck you up but keep you awake

BACK FROM MY HAIRCUT

IT'S SO HOT AAAAAAAH

>How many hours have you been awake?
Well I woke up at ~6pm yesterday so I guess only 19 hours.
>And you should've got one if those 710ml V's
Eh, V tastes pretty shitty
But if I still feel tired before I need to sleep I did buy another 500ml bottle of V that I can drink.
I'm fixing my sleep whether I want to die or not.

Morning, how's the haircut?

how did you cut your hair qt?

Cutting is unhealthy, you shouldn't do it
Interesting, I don't like the taste of monster but I like green V. I guess everyone has different tastes

>but I like green V
I actually prefer the sugarfree one to the full sugar V.
>Cutting is unhealthy
That's kind of hypocritical coming from you

Hello! I really like it desu, it makes me look more handsome I-I think.
I got it cut short at the back, kept a fringe so my forehead is covered, and got the sides cut so hair covers my "special" ears.
S-sorry desu.

Hello

am fucked up on ketamine again

should I do the last line?

w..why are your ears special? b..ut sounds cute!

please j..just dont overdo it desu

Jeez mate, you really do go hard
Done one last line, for me
Do it for Yui

>"special" ears
Tell us more about that? Are you an elf or something?

I will split it in half

I am smart that way

Th-the top of my ears are a little different to everyone else's desu.

I can stand the sugar free stuff, I'd rather have a full sugar energy drink once or twice a month than have sugarfree one every day. And it's its not hypocritical, I only cut myself for entertainment

Go hard mate

>Jeez mate, you really do go hard
this weekend I have done large amounts of vodka, 30mgs of 2cb, untold milligrams of ketamine, and a large amount of hash.

good weekend desu. many a beer was drank.

>Go hard mate
VI GÅR HARDT OPPI DENNE MORRAPULEREN

This

>I'd rather have a full sugar energy drink once or twice a month than have sugarfree one every day
That's because you aren't a SIP BOY
>I only cut myself for entertainment
That doesn't make it any better

>2cb
Oh nice
You can't buy that here

Sounds cute. Is it so bad or are you just over conscious about it?

>You can't buy that here
same here :3

you need dem plugs

I don't think I've been sober since new years

feels nice

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here is good album

are you a cute elf?

Anyway, how do you afford all this shit?

Is the thread dead? are the wagies working? whats going on?

This is about as busy as it gets

*steals all your ket*
hehe, nothing personal kid

yall mind if I do another line?

I don't know people just give stuff to me and sometimes I read some books and whoopdedooo money comes into my account it's fucking crazy

soon i iwill get 3000 dollars (australian) into my bank account

many a trick will be turnt

how many people are there in new zealand anyways? what do you do down there?

*teleports behind you*
*unzips katana*
psht

Th-the top is a little strange. I-I'm not an elf but pretty much while your ear had a round shape at the top, mine sort of bends down a little. I-It's hard to explain. D-do you want a picture?

>yall mind if I do another line?
Go ahead matey

>and whoopdedooo money comes into my account it's fucking crazy
So you're a NEET are you? I'm not sure the govt approves of your choice of expenditure.

>how many people are there in new zealand anyways?
Around 5 million give or take
>what do you do down there?
Get fucked by rich baby boomers mainly

only if you want desu im sure its cute
well.. guess treat yourself
where do you get that stuff anyway'

Aren't you gonna offer us a line?

>what do you do down there
Have fun

Um, uh uh uh idk desu. I-I don't want you to make fun of me.

What's going on in here!

Oh shit!
I swear I wasn't going to rape him!
Honest!

starting to feel proper fucked

>Go ahead matey
I did another line I have no ket left I do have pot though should I roll one up now before I'm too fucked?

>So you're a NEET are you? I'm not sure the govt approves of your choice of expenditure.
no i read books

>Around 5 million give or take
same as here

>Get fucked by rich baby boomers mainly
we call them the 68'ts,because the generation of '68 fucked us all over. Commies, all of them.


>well.. guess treat yourself
i will thanks
>where do you get that stuff anyway'
honestly I don't even know it just keeps falling into my lap I think it might be a conspiracy or something

>Aren't you gonna offer us a line?
i snorted the last of it I'm sorry, come up to Oslo we can do all sorts of drugs together

i would NEVER make fun of you qt

>should I roll one up now before I'm too fucked?
Sure why not, maybe it will take the edge off... or make it even edgier.

>no i read books
Oh... I'm not sure what you mean but ok.
Sounds like a chill job.

pls no rape
>I read books
What, like outloud, and people pay you for that

MY EYES

I will roll me a joint

later maybe vodka will be drank

hmmm

>Sure why not, maybe it will take the edge off... or make it even edgier.
weeeeeeeee

>>I read books
>What, like outloud, and people pay you for that

>>no i read books
>Oh... I'm not sure what you mean but ok.
>Sounds like a chill job.


no i have autism and i read many books sometimes write down on paper what i read

get free money

huzzah

ehh isn't too bad.
I've seen worse.

This is why I cover it up desu.

>no i have autism and i read many books sometimes write down on paper what i read
>get free money
Sure sounds alot like a NEET to me...

s-sorry
I didn't mean to be rude, it was just my initial reaction

what happend? i didnt see it?

I wish I had your life desu, sounds very comfy

If you don't tell people about it, do they even notice? I didn't find it disturbing in any way desu

I always have it behind my hair desu.
Your reaction hurt me desu.

i rolled up a joint guys, will go smoke it. will be back in five minute

>Sure sounds alot like a NEET to me...
feels like am NEET but not officially

>I wish I had your life desu, sounds very comfy
is comfy from time to time

am on vacation now

hence fucked up 24/7

Good luck, hope you don't get a Stinging Rodger

good night buddies

Goodnight mate.
Sweet dreams.

Goodnight, sleep well

am back smoked all of it breddy fuggen high

but thatts the best part of the joint

Good night lad

Sleep tight

Goodnight desu!

Not when it burns your fingertips, usually I just give it to one of my more hardcore mates at that point

How much is weed in Norway?