american in andalusia here. I have to say that I like almost everything related to Spain: its landscapes, its good weather and its idiosyncrasy, but the only thing I can't stand is its gastronomy: god, I thought that the only ones who were capable of making terribly disgusting food were the chinks and nips, that until I arrived in spain. I had the opportunity to try cow tongue, oxtail and "caios", and except for the last dish, I almost vomited the two occasions.
Between the trip from the airport to the city I had the opportunity to go to several bars, and the thing wasn't much better. When I arrived in seville I went into a tapas bar and ordered a calamari sandwich, and not only the calamari seemed to be made of cement, but also, they did not even have batter. They charged me 6 euros for that and a beer.
for fear of spending my money on something I would later regret, I ended up having dinner at Burguer King
Before the spaniards criticize the gastronomy of other countries (especially mine) they should better think about improving theirs. for the rest, Spain is very comfy, good quality of life and relatively cheap (lots of latams tho)
Owen Gutierrez
tl;dr lol
Camden Baker
Stop falling into tourist traps and get some real food, stupid guiri.
Xavier Parker
>real food ?
Isaac Bailey
You guys usually say that to everytone that dares to criticize your food. According to you everyone fall into tourist traps. Just accept your cuisine is garbage
Caleb Anderson
mother of the keks
Austin Powell
Fake and stupid Chinese food is great
Brody Brown
Lmao
Charles Thomas
t.ching chong
stay out of my country
Caleb Myers
True. Worst part is that Spaniards think that their food can compete with Italy and France.
Jaxon Nguyen
>Burguer Actual burgers never spell it this way. The English in your last paragraph is weird too. What are you really, French? Spanish? Falseflagging spic?
Oliver Robinson
We write it hamburguesa so maybe a sudaca
Caleb Foster
>6€ for a fucking sandwich and a beer >not a tourist trap As in "no tongue and guts" food. Also ordering anything fish related in an inland town is downright retarded.
Xavier Powell
>Actual burgers never spell it this way.
it's almost like you hadn't received proper education. fuck off
Chase Myers
>6€ for a sandwich and a beer I wish more tourists like this came here We'd be fucking rich with these kinds of morons around
Adam White
it can. italian and french are trash
Mason Jenkins
>Italy
I don't want to get shot ty lol
Noah Jackson
Of course they can't, even our fucking cuisine could compete against theirs
Brody Reed
I liked spanish cuisine
Especially the ham
Julian Diaz
It's natural for an american, who is accustomed to eat unhealthy flavored shit, to get repulsed by the sight of real food. Don't mind it too much.
Aiden Garcia
>spanish """food""" >real food
Landon Myers
I can't tell if this is a new meme. Did I miss something? I've been in 3-4 threads today that have tried to argue the same thing.
Spanish food's among the best in the world and my personal favorite food. I don't understand where this shitposting comes from tbqh.
Daniel Jenkins
t.someone who has never been to spain
the mexican restaurant you usually go doesn't count fag
Lincoln Evans
No, I really mean Spainish. As I said in the previous thread, I visit my favorite vineyards in Ribera Del Duero and Rioja, then travel along the north (Bilbao, Axpe, San Sebastian) before driving to Bordeaux. I know more about tempranillo than you, cunt.
Caleb Rodriguez
Cow tongue soup is delicious what are you talking about user
Did you peel off the skin part and eat the meat like you were supposed to do or eat it without doing that?
Ryder Carter
what? I swallowed it in one bite, because of how disgusting it looked
Julian Smith
>its a "american thinks tex-mex and nachos is spanish food" episode you haven't tried spanish food in your life
Levi Lewis
There's a fairly large Galician community where I live in NYC, so there are a number of Spanish restaurants in my area.
Ryan Myers
oh, thats pretty cool, sorry then. what kind of galician dishes do you have there?
Bentley Hughes
Of the uniquely galician options: great seafood in general, love the octopus, calamares in ink sauce. also, vieiras gallegas, pimientos de piquillo, tripe...but generally any veal/chicken in a nice mushroom/sherry sauce (or madeira) is good (don't know the names offhand)
Jackson Gonzalez
just post the brussel sprout webm already
Jack Jenkins
awww lovely :3 glad you enjoy it octopus is like the most stereotypically galician dish here probably, but seafood in general is quite popular
Lucas Green
oh! and how can I forget albarino! in my experience it's very hard to make octopus well - and they do it really well in galician restaurants
Brody Foster
>Spain's cuisine is disgusting > american in andalusia here. stopped reading
Easton Bailey
not a big fan of galician wine, its quite acidic and strong, but albariño is relatively decent cider is pretty gud tho, theres a big tradition here and they give low-alcohol cider for free in some holidays
Ryan Brooks
>potato pancakes >dishes containing ungodly amounts of boiled eggs >roast pork >bean stew with sausage
So Spanish cuisine is basically a mix between Polish and Serbian cuisines with some seafood thrown in?
Jaxson Martinez
reading this is so cringe americans need to shut the fuck up
William Wright
>potato pancakes thosse are not potatoes i think >boiled eggs very decent complement to salads, or "russian" salads (ensaladilla rusa), or even to pasta dishes. whats wrong with what he said? there are galician communities in NYC, Buenos Aires and many other places.
Lincoln Robinson
>american in andalusia here Go for tapas and cerveza
Dylan Torres
Why would you ever eat cow tongue or oxtail, you are a fucking retard, I live in Spain and don't know anyone who has ever eaten that, those are meme dishes inherited from a time of poverty and scarcity where you had to use every part of the sacrificed animal.
Go do yourself a favour and eat some steak with french fries you fucking idiot.
Jonathan King
They eat a lot of fish in spain which is disgusting but overall their cuisine is ok. Italian is better of course there's a reason we choose to eat that
Cameron Sullivan
When i went to tour Europe Spanish food was my favourite
Owen Wilson
Lengua a la vinagreta is pretty popular here albeit I don't like it because of vinegar, maybe you guys just don't know how to cook unconventional parts of animals
Kayden Parker
>fish is disgusting what am I reading
Adrian Scott
lengua is pretty popular here too, iirc.
Owen James
Fuck u retard.
Michael Long
Tortilla de papa is garbage... It's among polenta poorfag food.
Jeremiah Brown
>Eurospics cant cook shocking
Nathaniel Long
I dont like tortilla de patata much either but you must've had very shitty one to say that, its not that bad >American "food" stop stuffing your face with sugar and uncooked meat
Nathaniel Jackson
Yes those made in restaurants are awful, they are usually the cheaper dish... A tortilla cost $35 ARS that's like 1,5 USD.
My grandpa used to make spanish food, he was from Añover del Tajo and his tortillas with chorizo were pretty good... He used to make spanish food that not even spaniards eat usually like fideuá, but he died in 2015.
Benjamin Reed
You are the only one to blame. You went to tourist traps, and in that shithole in the south called Andalusia! (which makes it even worse) You had it coming, burgerman.
Thomas Cox
I hate alot of things of my country, and I honestly will take a lifetime to come to terms with alot of it if ever do that being said you should unironically jump off a bridge if you think our food is bad. If you get baited into a tourist trap it's not my problem, it's like me shitposting about american cuisine after going to McDonalds >for fear of spending my money on something I would later regret, I ended up having dinner at Burguer King the ABSOLUTE state of Americans
Chase Peterson
i love the way italians and spanish people cook their seafood. other than that i dont really eat much of their food.
Zachary Brooks
This would've worked better with Italy
Cooper Howard
>Burguer Ibas bien hasta que ahí te delataste, solo los hispanohablantes decimos Burguer
David Edwards
It's all so....brown and yellow
Christian Jones
YEAH LIKE US KARA BOGA
Matthew Campbell
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Jason Anderson
I wholeheartedly agree. I was in Spain for 2 weeks, ate at "high quality" authentic food restaurants, and the Spanish food was absolutely disgusting. I could barely stop myself from vomiting half the time. Then when I went to Hollywood (American food chain) the meat was stale and the fries tasted like they were several days old.
People on this board have a hard-on for authentic food because they think it makes them look cultural and worldly, but beware of the meme: Spanish food is terrible.
Zachary Parker
What restaurants were those? Name them. How much did you pay?
Joseph Ross
>I ate at some touristic food place >god this tastes like garbage
it's the person who cooks it, not the dish itself schlomo.
Aiden Adams
Spanish food is great.
Spanish restaurants suck, though.
Jack Davis
I don't remember names because it was 6 years ago and I didn't pick the restaurants - my uncle who works in Spain took me to them, and they were fairly upscale places in Toledo, Segovia, Avila and Madrid. Went to a Tapas Bar as well and didn't like it at all.
>if you didn't like the food it means it was a touristic place and the chef was bad
Fuck off retard.
Leo Carter
No you autist, it means you didn't really eat good spanish food from someone who knows how to make it. touristic restaurants are garbage everywhere. did you have a friend there?
Xavier Cooper
I said I was with an uncle who works in Spain and knows what he's doing since he's been there for more than a decade and is a fan of authentic food. You can't say the chef didn't know how to make it because I was in like 10 different restaurants at least.
Gabriel Richardson
have you considered the possibility of your uncle being an incompetent, unadapted clueless kike? A "Tapas Bar" is not a real thing, idiot. Almost any bar offers tapas. A "tapa" is just a ration. It's nothing special. It could be some bravas fries, fucking sauerkraut, or a damn cabage roll. You are a clueless cunt and you deserve exactly what you got.
Julian Watson
>you have to be an expert on Spanish restaurants to get good food
LMAO
Oliver Wright
Spanish food is very good though It doesn’t stand on Italy’s and France’s level but still pretty good I’ve been to spain several times and rarely was disappointed with the food The wine on the other hand...
Brandon Hughes
>burgers t. retard who fails at English
Joshua Anderson
I did not know that Spain had its own cuisine.. And you come with this.
Daniel Rogers
I agree that the wine is mostly mediocre. In comparison to yours at least. (I hate Italian wine) You need to look for very specific ones. Try "Viña Bosconia". You might like it.
Gabriel Rivera
underrage sissy pedro detected
Christian Flores
fuk off americlaps reeeeee
Julian Baker
>a jew hating spanish food
no shit considering we eat a shitton of pork and you can't eat seafood among other stuff, spanish food is basically antisemtic
Adam Gomez
>all these spainiards getting so assblasted at the mere sight of people calling their food garbage
lmao.
Chase Edwards
this too desu
Levi Davis
true dat, you must spend money to get a decent wine
Lincoln Wood
I don't keep kosher though. Don't like seafood in general but eat pork.
Sebastian Richardson
you are poor shitholes, your opinion is just a confirmation of what user is saying.
Hudson Nguyen
fuck off starium slave
Gabriel Bennett
>be jewish >invade palestinian lands because of muh holy land given to my by god >eat pork
bad chosen person
Xavier Howard
Zionism was founded by atheists and secularists though, it wasn't really about the religious aspect of being Jewish.
Nicholas Lee
Keep your lies and propaganda for yourself, jew
Fuck off this thread and spam fucking machines that’s all you’re good at
Nathaniel Ramirez
Paella is based Haven't tried anything else.
Liam Peterson
lengua is god tier, though, my favorite tapa when they offer it alongside morros
Dominic Price
>american in andalusia here
I wish you got killed by a gypo.
Luke Clark
>zionism was founded by atheists >a religious movement is founded by people who don't believe in religion
?????????
Blake Phillips
The fact that jews are oportunistic liers is a well known fact, at least try to hide your hypocrisy
James Clark
Kill yourselves, mutts
Dylan Bell
>disgusting ironic coming from a tasteless anglo who believes that undercooked meat is delicious. Disgusting
Matthew Carter
>i don't know history, therefore what you say is propaganda
>zionism >religious movement
Wrong. Learn some history.
Dylan Kelly
just eat paella faggot
Ayden Ward
says some cunt living in the americas fucking lol your country ain't even thicc
Caleb Jones
Most European country's eat cow tongue and oxtail. I'm having tongue tonight
Lincoln Powell
you can tongue my oxtail if you get my drift
Ryan Scott
Isn't tongue haram, Mark?
Blake Sanchez
only if the cows jewish
Luis Cook
cool flag bro.
Isaiah Howard
Americans don't tend to like Spanish food.They are used to extreme levels of grease and sugar and anything none process is a weird flavor to you.Don't worry,you are just too used of eating poison and actual food is weird to you
Jayden Martinez
>Calamari sandwich >in Seville Something is wrong. If you are in Seville try "solomillo al whisky", "carrillada", "adobo" or "espinacas con garbanzos".