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>Trois Étolies
Reeeeeeeeeee

i don't want to pay $500 for a tiny plate of artsy sauce, so this is meaningless to me.

>other countries' star ratings only go up to three

Ha ha, wow, non-Americans have NEVER eaten at a five-star restaurant?

Frenchies on suicide watch!
How can they even recover wtf

I just knew that a comment like this will come from an American.

3 stars in Michelin MEANS something
Fuck, even 1 star restaurants are awesome

>including Monaco

LMAO, in reality it's less than 27 stars

France BTFO

i just knew somebody would reply to me saying this

The name of the first 3-Star Michelin chef in the United States is 高山雅氏

He has a point

tfw

The best Mexican restaurants are in California.

Watch this movie mexifat and amerifat

youtube.com/watch?v=QsyzkkI_g14

Yes, it's 26. But the restaurant in Monaco is run by a French chef and serves French cuisine, so it really doesn't matter.

Yes he has
US soyboys are not meant to enjoy the divine joy of an elite restaurant
They are meant to choose their food by looking at the price/weight ratio of greasy burgers

>tfw we don't have a single Michelin starred restaurant
I-It's alright g-guys, we don't need those.
We still got poutine...r-right?

3 stars is max for restaurants.
7 stars is max for hotels.
> americans unable to visit wikipedia.com

you guys are literal ouiaboos and I wouldn't have it any other way

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>slap raw fish on 1oz of rice
>'DAT 500 DORRA GAIJIN YOU PAY NOW'
Michelin is a meme

im pretty sure your "elite restaurants" have the pussy food that soyboy vegans eat. meanwhile, a nice hearty steak and burger is masculine

Fuck off retard

Top Restaurants In The World Based On Total Number Of Michelin Star Restaurants:

France - 600
Japan - 419
Italy - 333
Germany - 290
Spain - 174
United Kingdom - 163
United States - 148
Belgium - 129
Switzerland - 116
Netherlands - 107

>five-star restaurant

I'm not sure theres a single vegan starred restaurant.
But go on with your masculinity complex faggot

500 DORRA WHITE PIGGU

>ameriboy goes to McDonalds
>orders 6 pounds of burgers
>3 liters of sprite
>im stuffed!
>Breddy gud! 5/5 stars

hahaha

typical american(・∀・)

>basing anything off of Shitelin stars
Have any of you hyperautists actually eaten at any of those restaurants?
Ever been to a three star Michelin restaurant? They're a gimmick and usually a tourist trap.

He's right

Usukifugu Yamadaya in Japan, 3 stars. My dream is to eat here. I save money for this one.

tfw we got the best cuisine in the observable universe

you would rather have a bucket of deep fried butter instead

>be american
>call Michelin starred restaurants shit as you savor your deep fried butter on a stick dipped in chocolate with glazed honey-roasted peanuts on top

does that include Monaco?

>November 2017
theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/20/sebastien-bras-french-chef-three-michelin-stars-le-suquet-laguiole

>italy
>9

what?

Not really. The perception that Michelin stars are awarded to pretentious or elitists restaurants is not entirely true, and some people who have been given a Michelin star complain that it hurts their image.

telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/9094386/Skye-Gyngell-curse-of-the-Michelin-star-has-driven-me-out-of-the-kitchen.html

> “People have certain expectations of a Michelin restaurant but we don’t have cloths on the tables and her service isn’t very formal. You know, if you’re used to eating at Marcus Wareing then they feel let down when they come here.”

>Miss Gyngell once told a customer who had asked about the dress code: “Wear shorts if you want, and bring your dog.”

>number of restaurants
>not rescaled to the population
I take this many ants to try to only have a slight edge

Why the fuck would they include Monaco with France?

Srs question, why are yanks so obsessed with masculinity, and why do they view certain acts of consumption as being masculine/feminine?

Because the restaurant in Monaco is run by a French chef and serves French cuisine.

Because Monaco is France basically ?

See

he's the one that mentioned us being soyboys

Where's the lie?

Oh come on soyboy, don't start with your
>he started it!
Show us some of your famous masculinity instead!

this isnd burger :-DD
what de fug :-DD
0/5

Kekmaster

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bruh like stop riding my dick holy shit like please get the fuck off my dick just because i don't want to eat this shit for $1000, i didnt even mention burgers, why are you thinking about me so much? just lay off letting me live in your mind rent free, get of my dick and get back on abdul's lmoa can russians even buy food, isn't mcdonalds luxury to russians?

All of you Yuro faggots are talking shit about the US not giving a fuck about Michelin stars, meanwhile America occupiers the number 3 spot (above all of you but France), and a Yuro nations isn't even number 1

>having this much of a victim complex
further confirming that you're a soyboy

Put the burger aside when you type, we can't read you!

Well don't you all know the answer to this?
Isn't our food (the good staples) very masculine?
Burgers, BBQ, Hotdogs (a literal phallus inside a vagina), our wild game that we hunt and eat, and our seafood and Cajun food is all very masculine in appearance and preparation.


Look at pic related. My dad had a 5 foot BBQ pit that he would smoke and BBQ in with a process that could take 2 to 3 days.

We don't eat like faggots. Not even our faggots eat like faggots.

>Japan 28
>China 10
Bullshit

What do you mean ?

hey zhang

Who is this fat Michelin fuck who's eaten at thousands of restaurants in every country?

Hey, that would be me.

Fatty fatty boombalatti hahaha

>shitting on poverty because he can't make a comeback
end yourself faggot

faggot

I can buy it, Japanese food is delicious.

some jap literally refused to accept a michelin star rating because he felt that foreigners couldn't accurately judge japanese food.

Unironically him. I don't know how they went from tires to food.

You started it. What the fuck is your problem now.

hoity toity I presume

t.faggot

>this buttblasted truck dodger ITT

Michelin started as a guide for places to refuel your car, as well as for someplace to stop and get a meal while you do it, it's since evolved into what it is today

what the fuck does this even mean

what defines masculinity in food though? fire-pit bbq?

t.

not gonna lie my inner mutt is craving some of that pizza

Have you heard about diversification?
Nokia started making paper, Flickr was a real-time photo sharing chat room for a random online videogame called Game Neverending, Colgate used to sell soap, Berkshire Hathaway was a textile manufacturer and Nintendo started selling hanafuda cards and then they set up motels, taxis, they also sold rice, toys and other shit until they realized video-games were the future

Honestly this

why are we japanese so superior?

>we
t. english teacher

the stars are given to restaurants not to cuisine in general

Fuck off,faggot

you're not japanese though

>**includes Hong Kong

Since 1999 you officially belong to China. Be proud

>and serves French cuisine.
Not really, their menu is way more close to italian cuisine.

NO
RICE TOO STICKY BRING MUCH SHAME TO FAMIRY
YOU WASH RICE FOR TEN MORE YEARS THEN MAYBE I LET YOU HOLD KNIFE

We are British now and always

shitalian food btfo

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Every nation has some tasty food imo

>5/5 breddy good

Why is it everyone who is not American or Italian, absolutely rapes and slaughters pizza?

WTF I love Japan now
give Japanese wife

>including Monaco

How they brought such a big pizza in their house... (;・∀・)

Come on Japan! :D

This
>enjoy this single carrot cooked underground for 90 euros. What an experience!

I like my country's cuisine.
But this is overrated as f*ck.