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We're coming to get you, Russia!

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Even if China does nothing, all it has to do is wait until Putin dies or some more sanctions get put up and Russia's GPD will go into free fall again.

>dat india graph

our retarded politicians have ruined it for us.

Just pay your taxes and elect different polticians.

Will this be the dumbest post of the day?
Or will another brave Mutt rise up to challenge him?
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Won't change anything. We have lower GDP than Russia and Russian women prefer Brazilian men regardless.

We're going to marry all Russian women and there isn't much you can do.

how loyal are russian women? Do they hop on cock carousal at the first chance they get?

China STRONG! China no. 1!!!

At that rate maybe india becoming superpower in 2030 is not a meme

>superpower
>gdp/capita

you are looking at the wrong plot, Abdul.

There's not a country in the world where women don't prioritise money over loyalty

i'm sure the chinese are crying themselves to sleep over not being able to fuck the biggest white sluts on the planet lmao

Russia and China are friends

oh yeah, "friends".

China has entire cities that are basically fully developed/first-world tier now, not just Hong Kong. Does Russia have sames?

2

I want to live in China

I know that Modi isnt really popular, whys that ?

they're partners where russia is the very junior partner

We have about 4, yeah.

our country still has lots of problems tho. stop bragging about nothing.

Well 2.5 if you count Sochi

what are you talking about m8?

I will love dear Russia even if China and India both become more advanced.

That's debateable
We're only becoming junior now because of sanctions
But we're probably not going to be as bad with respect to China as Australia is junior to the US any time soon.

What apart from Moscow? Probably only a quarter of Moscow anyway, it's massive.

I won't count that

St Petersburg, Novosibirsk and Yekaterinburg.

St.Petersburg

>Novosibirsk
W T F

People live here... voluntarily?

Um, what's wrong with that?

Is Vladivostok developed?

Are you implying -17 in the middle of fucking January is cold or something? Is that the famous australian banter or you are legit retarded?

No, and it's also comepletely irrelevant.

Somewhat. They used to get all their good stuff from trafficking asian cars, and now they're forbidden to do that so it becomes more depressing there. At least that's what I heard.

>No, and it's also comepletely irrelevant.
why can't russia just give the sakhalin islands to japan then

>australian flag
>we're

fuck off

Russia exists just to piss people off.

-17 is a bit cold for me but -10 is pretty nice as long as wind chill is low

If I was to visit a russian city for fun where should I go? Where is the risk of HIV lowest (I'm straight)? srs question

Having fun is illegal, but you can try St Petersburg I guess. It's comfy.

Unironically: Odessa.

>Where is the risk of HIV lowest (I'm straight)? srs question
Stop being an idiot and falling for the memes. Unless you're planning on fucking heroin junkies it's not going to be a problem.

The lowest I've ever experienced in my entire life was -1 and it made me want to die

>Where is the risk of HIV lowest
HIV comes from sharing needles, if you don't do heroin you have zero chance to get HIV no matter where you are in Russia. With this level of cultural awareness you won't probably get anywhere tho.

What is this meme?

Sooo st. petersburg? This is the premier tourist destination correct?

I don't know why but I always wanted to visit Yekaterinburg. What's it like?

rude

European Russia is 1st world.

It's ok, but nothing to see. Only SPB and Moscow are worth visiting for most foreigners if you don't feel too adventurous

Brazil GDP per capita: 8649.95

Mexico GDP per capita: 8201.31

HAHAHAHAHA

China and India's population: 1 billion.

Russia's population: 143 million

hahahahaha

only shanghai and hong kong are 1st world cities. others may look nice, but behind the facade it's 2nd world at best.

Odessa is a Russian city with excellent weather, and it's much cheaper than Russian cities in actual Russia.

It's 146, you forgot to count Crimea which we're not going to give back.

This actually surprises me

The greatest Irony is Russia's and the wests arrogance and "duel" is just letting the other nations rize to kill us all.

I am a non-ironic activist in favor of european-american-russian unification.

I wonder if it's even worth keeping. If its worth enduring decades of low growth and if you can even endure this and be relevant at the end.

Crimea is strategically important to Russia, because of its access to Black sea.

Not on Australias watch!

When are you returning to this paradise?

>HIV comes from sharing needles, if you don't do heroin you have zero chance to get HIV no matter where you are in Russia.
Stop this retarded meme
60% of hiv cases are from heterosexual intercourse.

>gdp per capita
For all you know 99% of the population could be making

That's how it is in Russia yes

Of those reported as infected throughout 2014, 57% acquired the infection through drug use

Please nuke putinist Russia ASAP

Actually no, China is not going to surpass Russia any time soon, although the gap is slowly narrowing

>2017 GDP(nominal)/capita
Russia: $10,885
China: $8,481

>2017 GDP(PPP)/capita
Russia: $27,466
China: $16,676

>2022 GDP(nominal)/capita
Russia: $12,932
China: $12,363

>2022 GDP(PPP)/capita
Russia: $33,065
China: $23,960

Source: statisticstimes.com/economy/countries-by-projected-gdp-capita.php

I think guys that made this projection underestimate our capabilities of fucking up.
I make $100 in a week but that's still pretty damn pitiful.

This is one of the best posts ever made on Sup Forums

Yeah, ask me anything
t. Novosibirsk cititzen

>-17°C

I agree, this winter seems to be quite warm.

Do you suck cocks?

Net, no bochku delayu

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