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want to be ravaged by a kiwi boy

>Anzacs

*ravages you*
hehe, nothing personal kid

n-no

Then prove it

yuo are faggote?

thanks bb

You do you :^)

Good morning you wonderful bastards

*cough* *cough* It, it took a while but look at how pretty the outside is anons!
Being outside is great!

Good morning, sleep well?

Very nice, where is that? it looks pretty

Had a decent 3.5 hours sleep.
What you been up to during that time?

I don't look like a girl at the moment

How do you not recognize The Mount?

I went there last week, bloody beach is filled to the rafters with bloody pakis and euros.
Never seen it so busy, was bloody awful.

wish I could mount you

This friend is correct

This is the most refreshing punk song I've heard in years.
youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc

Just ripped into my second SIP
I am descending into chaos

Um...
then change that?
It can't be that hard if you have the low-test Asian twink genes

Do you live there matey?
Or just on Holiday?

good morning!

Ohayo!

I can't because I'm being conscripted in a month

Morning

I'm sad that you did not have a good experience here... I swear it's not usually a bad experience.

Right now it's sunny and full of friends!

Oh...
Just do it for a week, give us some good photos and go back to being androgynous.

Good morning!

Not much
What mount?
You absolute madman
Good morning cutie

I don't have any clothing or equipment desu.

What time you going to bed?
Good morning buddy.

I used to live here, but I had to move about a year ago.

I come back ever so often just to take walks and see how pretty it is

Mount Maunganui, sorta central north island

I'm surprised you don't know it :o

I don't know much about the north island, although I've been all over the South Island so I guess that balances it our

>Mount Maunganui
I've never heard of it either...
But the North Island may as well be a different country to me, I know jack shit about it.

*out

>want to download album
>check pirate bay
>nothing
>check rutracker
>find torrent for it
>no seeds
>think "Oh I'll just get it off what.cd"
>remember
>cry

why did you have to be taken down, I had a good ratio you bastards

and before anyone asks no that is not my arm

You know, I can understand this; I know very little about the south island as I've never been...

Which seems like a sin to be fair

Oh I was going to ask...

Well I've only been up north a couple of times so I guess our sins cancel out
I would be very hard to hide if I did that

t -50 minutes before work
anyway had a shower and reaching whole new comfylevels in my bed
and how was your day going?

Sounds harsh, my day's going fine, I'm relaxing on my bed with a cup of peppermint tea and a timtam

Have fun with the autists desu

>but I had to move about a year ago.
Oh cool, where do you live now?
I'm currently at my bach in Waihi Beach.

That's good!

Oooooo nice! I've always wanted to see what that beach for myself.

As for where I am now, I'm just a little bit outside of Rotorua. A quiet little place.

Probably 10 or 11
I'll see how I feel
I don't feel so tired anymore right now, inb4 I can't get to sleep tonight.
I will literally murder someone.

Could use some timtams desu

yea thanks i will
whats timtam?

>I've always wanted to see what that beach for myself.
It's real nice, I'm at the headland section so nobody really lives here so the beach has like max 5 people on it at once.
>I'm just a little bit outside of Rotorua
Very nice, my brother just bought a house there.
Honestly if I had to choose a place to live in New Zealand it would be Rotorua, either that or Nelson.

You'd best get a good amount of sleep

Or I'll be disappointed...

I'm laying on my bed with my laptop on my belly.
Day went well. pretty boring but otherwise good.
Fuck that sounds comfy.

You nerds are BEGGING to be bullied.

>either that or Nelson.
Nelson isn't a bad place actually, bit boring but compared to here it's up there, thought about moving there myself.

At that point I'll just give up and live my life as a subterranean hermit who emerges at night.

>I will literally murder someone.
Cool, you can murder me if you want
I kinda wish I didn't have these timtams, they'll go straight to my thighs
>whats timtam?
A brand of chocolate biscuit
please please please bully me

Your circadian rhythm doesn't want you to become nocturnal, user.

God I wish that was me being bullied.

You're lucky that you can move basically anywhere in the country except Auckland on the dole.

Cool thanks, you'll enjoy it too

If it didn't want me to then it wouldn't make me want to sleep during the day and be awake during the night.

rude!

It's depressing to be nocturnal though.
t. near-nocturnal

you could become a vampire.
no you

*bullies*

Don't worry, I'm sure conscription will fix your sleep cycle

A quiet beach sounds pleasant and yeah it's quite nice here I'll say hi to your brother if I see him

Bullying commencing in next post, prepare yourselves.

To an extent I guess. At least I'm not a medically fit cunt who has to stay-in in military camp and gets less than 7 hours of sleep per day.

my body is ready

*Bullies NZ*

thanks

I doubt you'll know him when you see him but good luck.

Gonna hit the gym in a bit. What are you guys' plan for the night?

No one cares about cricket here other than when Sup Forums is raiding us, though.
In fact the Sup Forums raids probably made everyone here hate cricket.

fuck off with that underarm shit
I'm gonna do fuck all

>probably made everyone here hate cricket.
Anybody with half a brain cell already hates cricket.
It's long, boring, complicated and convoluted.
Cricket has literally zero appeal, just watch bloody soccer.

Nothing. I feel a bit run down..
I went to bed at a normal time, had a afternoon nap and I still feel a bit tired.
Shit sucks.

Call the police a madman is on the loose

>just watch bloody soccer.
That's even worse, I find that Snooker and Darts are the most interesting sports to watch
*calls the police*

wish I was being bullied rn..

ur dumb

There you go.

...

>I'm gonna do fuck all
It's the best really
>I went to bed at a normal time, had a afternoon nap and I still feel a bit tired.
I found that sleeping too much and not doing enough exercise actually makes you even more tired

Anyone with half a brain cell hates sports.
Like really, what's the fucking appeal?

dumb mutt


(Is that being bullied enough for you?)

She's looking at you in disgust.
What did you do to piss her off user?

no, I need more bulli...

You cannot have the burger.

>I pissed myself, she finds it gross hence the facial expression
Hot

Big burly men in peak condition doing physical action is appealing to some people.

*love you*

I don't want a burger tho..

use the subjunctive tense properly you absolute loser
why can't mutts speak English
I'd hate fuck you if I got the chance

l-love you too desu

wtf

love doesnt exist

Maybe she thinks it's hot desu

t-this is so sudden!

You want more bully do you, well maybe then I'll push you to the ground and step on you before leaning down and grabbing your face, stretching your cheeks with my hands until your eyes water, then I'd pull you up by the hair, spit on you and throw you back down to the ground before walking away

That bulli enough?
>Hot
yes the pee would be very warm
unfortunately this
unless she's the lanklet I doubt it

I think that's ok...

Lanklets are for tender bullying only

n-no
sudden is good!
If it's with you I mean...

n-not even ultra-harsh humiliating bullying?

Kinda want to get into bed but it's a bit early