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me edition

Are you really a ching chong?

ASS GODDESS

I slipped in the shower earlier.

Most likely a goblin

Should have been Astolfo Edition
Like all the editions in all the board

Yes, why?

But I know your appearance, you have pink hair and the body of a girl.

Dumb gweilo

I'll kiss your bum to make it hurt less.

That's a bit narcissistic of you to say, isn't it?

Stop posting her desu. Y-you've given me my 3rd bulge in a row :3
I slipped forwards while peeking out to grab a towel and hit my head desu. C-could you kiss somewhere a little higher desu?

Why are you so bent?