/brit/

Fattay edition

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/SkyNews/status/950336559030722560
youtube.com/watch?v=J9V3fLUSQFM&t=1426s
choroq.wikia.com/wiki/Boss_Rorke
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

anime

Any flame that the ages shall not extinguish man in?

Great great
Feel like a bit of a nonce for playing it though

any sit down to piss for a treat didn't even need a poo but ended up doing a poo anyway man in?

The gaming pee sea

twitter.com/SkyNews/status/950336559030722560
Hooting

...

*falls over*
*spills all over your face*
guess i'm the melter this time right mate hahahaha

started crying at my desk and could hear the deanos laughing at me as I ran to the toilet

...

Literally cannot fathom myself romantically and it has prevented me from getting a gf

Mite cop sum doge

*slaps your arse as you run past my desk*

I bought this giant new strainer, but it's just too excessieve

playing 92nd polynomial ludo

mine us ironically 99% the same even for the brands except mine is a 1070 ftw that I use to only playing autism simulators most of the time

appalling

sending thoughts and prayers to the bog that I am about to bust with my big brown bum bomb of pong

My ancestors :3

...

Toilet Bog Fart, The Farty-fifth Pooresident of the Poonited Sharts of Arsemericack

...

Hebrew hands

never realised how much jeff garlin looks like harvey weinstein until now

just realised I've got a date tomorrow with some qt hahaha

Would love to suck this Amerislags arsehole until I got seriously ill

youtube.com/watch?v=J9V3fLUSQFM&t=1426s

aww x
whats his name

Exam in 5
Dead inside

Give your head a wobble

don't think I won't cancel it to fly over and drown you in your own brain fluid you little fruitfly

Well lads, what'll it be?

>cajun chicken wrap
>salt and vinegar tayto
>lucozade original
r8 the meal deal

i r8 u as ded

don't think all this is natural, this system we've developed
waking up early, shoving yourself into a packed train then sitting in an office for hours and barely getting any free time

it'd quite grim isn't it, 4/5ths of your life will be spent toiling

>2nd gen muslim
>not more religious than her parents

disillusioned post-left gf por favor

honestly, it's a very low rating from me this time

Looks like a goddamn religious icon.

Ah yes nutritious
Bet you're very healthy

i'll take the billionaire, who needs a loving partner when you have money

one racist slav qt pls

...

you can afford a 1080 yet you cheap out on storage?

??

...

>wrap
why tho

I bought an R9 390 just before the new nvidias came out

Only have the two hard drives and they work fine desu

Cold fray bentos out of the tin eaten with gnarled fungus ridden fingernails

/brit/

>Chicken Club
>Pickled Onion Monster Munch
>Smart Water

R8 that

Why would you not buy an SSD?? you're clearly not poor

whats wrong with it?

have a healthy bmi tyvm

sandwich selection was grim

I don't know if this is good, think when the next gen of consoles comes I'll get a gaming PC

>lucozade 'original'
awful

>I didn't buy an SSD with my new PC

>bmi
yes because that's a good index of nutritional health you mongoloid

is it ott to wash your bedsheets once a week

>2018
>hard drives
top lel guy

even once a month is overkill

>sandwich selection was grim
tesco do a chicken club but only some stores do it even tho its the GOAT

SSDs haven't changed in price for about 3 years now

chinese hebrews doing my head in

its class

careful or I'll heem your head from your shoulders

Did you know if you search for a swear word on the YouTube app it deliberately forgets your search and doesn't put it in your search history? Big brother is always watching.

shit

yeah, sane thing happens when you put anything porn-related into google

>get rid of my rank regional accent and learn to speak properly
>broadcasters decide they hate rp and that regional accents are in
fuck my life

serves you right for trying to be someone you're not

when you type your password backwards Jagex blocks it too

last time I googled "porn" the first 5 websites werent porn sites
was like wikipedia and some nofap things

I bought a 390 in late 2015 and it does everything I want/need it to do

high end autistic nvidia meme cards are for autists

do any of you lads save the fat from when you cook bacon and if so what do with it

bet it's delicious but also looks like it's going to clog my arteries pronto

if you wear clothes in bed, yes that's a bit much
if you sleep naked, yes that's fine

Keep thinking of certain ideas, words or themes and a minute later they are mentioned on the tv or radio. Pretty frraky desu lads, is this some collective unconscious type shit?

it's really grim outside
really grim weather

don't know how the suicide rate isn't higher

lovely and crystal blue here lad

I had one (250gb) but the drive failed and I don't have any money atm

Unironically dating an Indian man

genuinely felt sick looking at this post

TFL is toil posting lads

used to chuck it outside for whatever got to it first, neighbour cats, hedgehogs, corvidae, etc.

...

>corvidae
calm down Attenborough it's only monday

choroq.wikia.com/wiki/Boss_Rorke
Leftypol's nemesis

>packet of Tom Yum instant noodles
>egg pancake thing
>water
r8 the meal deal

Ranjeet...

that looks like a homemade advert

Going to kiss my oneitis in 7 days time

food babby

>corvidae

Doing an overground

Just move abroad
Everyone here LOVES the standard South East/borderline RP accent

>turn on the boiler
>15 minutes later the house has hot water

This is how it works in every house right?

be quiet you vile little runt

fat doesn't clog arteries, that's just a boomer myth. Atkins is the best human diet.

no mate get that checked out

>boiler makes water hot

sounds like its got an issue lad

>live in student dorms
>stupid electricity saving thing only lets you use the radiator if there's spare hot water in the building, otherwise nothing happens.
>end result is that at 3am i just go and leave the hot water running in the bathroom sink to keep the boiler going

someone set fire to trump tower lol

Got mi sen some fish n chips