Where is the countryside of France?

Where is the countryside of France?

Any pics?

Carcassonne

France is basically countryside.

>Where is the countryside of France?

What did he meme by this?

Any area 5km away from the cities/large towns
Jesus what a vague fucking question

Its right there, you cunteyed blind zitto bacteria

Good thread. Here one good meme.

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Aveyron, pic related is where is spent all my summer doing jack shit

French countryside is the only redeeming quality of this country

I want to take a cute asian boy with me and show him the countryside :)

Pic : Massif Central, plateau du Velay.

south-west quarter is the area with the lowest density of population + of course mountainous areas

Paris' area is a big concrete tumor

there's also almost no countryside near the sea

Alps

>literally looks like Galicia

would like to visit Britanny and Normandy by driving a caravan, anything I shouldn't miss?

>Britanny and Normandy
There's nothing there you can miss. It's shit.

Once you get north of the Loire river, this country is dreadful.

Chill in Aveyron lads, a lot of anglos are settled here now

t.

that is peak countryside
just googled it, really in the middle of nowhere

Some really comfy places in Britanny
Normandy I guess the bay of the Somme

kek'd irl, c'mon, I like to visit the ww2 scenarios and the neolithic sites

One hour and a half away from Lyon

Americans would consider commuting every day.

>bay of the Somme

somme battle was there?

I'm pretty serious, in Bretagne you have St Malo and in Normandy you probably have some castles, but the countryside there is really, really depressing. Only industrial farming and ugly houses.

just search for "plateau de millevaches"

t. chocolatine

>Only industrial farming and ugly houses.

welp shit then

Yep, there’s a museum about it you should visit too
You should be able to find it

he's right though

Bretagne is especially bad. The coast is just a gigantic seaweed swamp, the countryside just reeks of industrial pig/poultry farming and cabbage field soaked in manure. The water is basically undrinkable because of all the farming pollution.

Normandy is much better at having a decent countryside, even if it's touristic as fuck in its own way.

Don’t listen to the southern faggot
There are some very nice and comfy places in N-W France

La race des chauvins, des porteurs de cocardes

confit

Not gonna lie it's comfy

>There are some very nice and comfy places in N-W France
???

Qu’y a-t-il user.
Tu ne comprends pas?

Why would you go on the internet and tell lies ?

You can find some decent stuff in Normandy. It's a trap, though, everything has been bought by English pensionneers who made the prices skyrocket.

Basically that isn't either Paris, the Northern border or near the coast.

everything beyond the red circle

Where does Varg live?

all areas above 5000m

somewhere in Corrèze

i want to retire in france

what's the point of doing so?

out of place in your own land?

Bretagne is comfy, desu.

Britain as a whole seem like a depressing place.

Great, another Bongs who'll come to enjoy the Sécurité Sociale instead of his NHS. Can't wait.

I don't know what it's like for France, but isn't the whole idea that you'll receive your retirement from the country where you built it up, regardless from where you live?

I wasn't talking about the pensions, but about the healthcare system. Bongs like to brag about how their NHS is great, until they find out it's shit and come to France by dozens of thousands to get actual healthcare.

Is the French countryside more comfy than British countryside?

>not using Stroke Guy

Yes.

Any pics?
Watch Vargs ThuleanPerspective, he has some nice videos of him working the land

>Where is the countryside of France?
In the countryside, you are a moron you.

better weather at least

Thinking of the French countryside only reminds me how mine sucks in comparison.

It is invoiced back to the NHS

comfy af

Sort of. Feels more rural/rustic.

Mont Saint Michel.
Falaise castle (the castle of Guillaume le Conquérant), far from the best but historically significant.
Giverny, if you like gardens.

Normandie doesn't have trails to walk on though and lots of cities have been destroyed during WW2 so it's sparse.

Bretagne has much more things to see however and there is a lot of nature, it's much whiter too.

France have had extremely low birth rates since the 18th century. Most of it is countryside except for the towns where everyone are immigrants.

It's similar in some ways but France just has more of it, and more variation in terms of mountains, topography and forest. In Great Britain you need to go to Wales or Scotland to see any larger topography. North of England has some mountain ranges and of course the beautiful Lake District and Peak District.

but there's no countryside in Germany

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this part of France is low-lying, flat, rainy & cold.