/cum/ canada usa mexico

lain

1st for something

reminder to sit up straight

>tfw you ask to read the manifesto

first for anime

i hope you will go outside today

i lay down
my chairs and shit are too tall for the desks fuck that

finally back from school Alex?

Eating a bowl of garbanzo beans. How about you /um/?

just mindlessly clicking Update waiting to read some new posts

im eating deese nuts nigga

dumb lain poster
dumb broken back poster
dumb smiling lain poster
dumb nep poster
dumb 2 lain poster
dumb model poster

nothing but despair out there

school is for fags
>pic related
"""he""" went to school

all me

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pic related

this is your ______ day dreaming about _____'_ ____. how do you proceed?

Here it is, my post

You’re going to read this post, and by the time you’re done you will realize that you just wasted a fraction of your life reading it, all for nothing.

Go outside and see the world, in 10-15 years you’re going to regret all that time you wasted posting on Sup Forums. Sooner or later you’re going to have to stop posting here, but when will that be?

i see no value in reading another canadian post

what if there was a show like chalk zone except it was fire zone and the kids would jump into camp fires and one episode they do it wrong and die

>go watch a youtube video
>put it in full screen
>type awesome

>but when will that be?
probably when im dead

I drank one of these and didn't even feel drunk. What am I doing wrong?

>not having canada filtered
munchkin

>wow user! you’re almost 25 and still don’t have a gf yet!? haha
>what’s that!? you haven’t even kissed a girl yet!? oh wow haha

This will be me in 4 years

That was disappointing.

>Being so envious that you actually have to filter another country on an anime cartoon website

yank tears are DELICOUS and high in sodium

Is this the worst general on Sup Forums?

im 19 but my first sexual experience was when I was 17

i also have japan filtered

Yes. Much due to this faggot

wtf chad gtfo

Twenty-seven. Had a girl once. We were together for five months. She was cheating on her fiance. I had no idea until I received a furious phone call.

After that I have given up again on interpersonal relationships.
Yes.

>tfw exhibiting first symptoms of menopause

i remember my psychology teacher saying that most people have a sexual encounter by the time they graduate high school

i have maine filtered lol (just kidding)

i have maine filtered

well shit haha

>tfw turning 70 years old tomorrow

hold me bros

So the ones that haven’t should probably be seeing a psychologist

This is what you do all day every day and this is why you cant get a gf

i fingered a girl and got a handjob when i was 18
does that count?

had to make a new steam account

it's been years since i've been on steam and i can't even remember the email i used

Now, wouldn't you say that's unfair to sexually-homoerotic people, user?

a girl looked at me once

i looked away though

no pussy = no sex. sorry you a lost cause buddy. you might as well jerk off like usual buddy.

received two filtered mentions in my /cum/box

SEE ME IN YOUR TOWN WITH THE POUNDS OF THE HAZE

Don’t care lol

>tired
>don't want to slelep for fear of vomiting in my bed or pissing my pants

put a fucking towel, idiot

How do you even become an Alcohlic, just the hangovers/puking would stop be from drinking

53rd for lain's mom has a really fucking annoying face

i think its one of those things you dont realize until its a problem

>put a fucking towel, idiot

...

maybe as a child
but as an adult you learn how to avoid feeling like shit

thats what mexico will look like in 10 years

>>put a fucking towel, idiot

its something that slowly creeps up on you and one day you're just like "shit"

didnt have those at first
now i have seizures and piss my pants

I’m a marijuana addict

>why yes i am a drug user

lol junkie

you must smell terrible

I shower everyday

Oh those wacky brown people.

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I like this post

if you a slut then hit me up

how do we deal with the danish menace?

you can't

COCK

how come danes aren't as rich as swedes

BTFO'd

smaller population. dumb dumbs poopooheads

because swedes make money selling their women to kora booga

*unzips dick*
you rang?

>have an interview tomorrow for a job i dont want
what are some tips to fail an interview besides being myself?

how come danes are richer than Philippines then

no corruption and strong government help

Don't show up

>strong government

fuck off statist

how come swedes are richer than danes

smaller population. dumb dumbs poopooheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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La negación de dios se ha despertado

oh jeez rick

...

shut the fuck up your kind isn't welcomed here get lost freak

>Queen's back

ah shit......

we only insult danes here

cant do that. A position above me opened up and every one encouraged me to apply for it.
I am actually trying to move to a different field but if i didnt apply for the job they would think i wouldnt want to be there and would start looking for someone else

take that back, cana...

that's what you get for calling people dumb dumbs poopooheads

rolled a really bad blunt but it's working

b-but she insulted me first cana!!!

I have struggled with phenibut addiction for over a year now. every day it takes several hours for me to feel remotely functional so I just sit and watch tv until then with little interest. Afterward I waste most of the day on the internet and pacing around smoking cigarettes. I experience little pleasure from things I used to enjoy, loathe social interactions/having to leave my house and I subconsciously say aloud to myself things like "I want to die," I'll kill myself eventually," I'm a retard" etc. throughout the day.

~wowwowwow
wowwowwow
unbelievable ~