Is it true that Americans eat while in their beds? Do you ever do that?

Is it true that Americans eat while in their beds? Do you ever do that?

I never would because that's disgusting.

I eat in bed but i wash my sheets weekly

I have

we eat everywhere we go

Americans can do what they want, nothing will stop me from puking.

Because they have moneys

La negación de dios se ha despertado

I love eating cheeseburgers in bed at night while watching cable news. Who doesn't?

Oh, so you don't mind cockroaches crawling all over you and eating the crumbs off your body 6 out of the 7 days of the week?

idk. the banter is just reaching now. I mean I eat in bed but I'm sure australians are not that different to us in that regard.

Eating in Kitchen:
Pros:
>Easy access to more food and appliances
>Probably has a better view of outside
>Table is big enough so rest of the family can be together
Cons:
>Chairs are uncomfortable
>If you did something wrong you will have to face judgement of whoever is in the house
>Pushing your chair into table might hurt your stomach

Eating in bed:
>Maximum comfy
>You can mix this with a laptop for even more comfy
>You can hang out in your pajamas
>Only person who should be in there at any given time besides yourself is your significant other
>Don't have to share TV, you can watch what you want
>Bathroom is normally closer
>You can fart without judgement
>If you overeat then nobody can call you out
Cons:
>You have to get up to go to the kitchen again to bring back dishes/get more
>Might attract cockroaches or mice

dunno, it seems pretty obvious to me

No, I have (bed)binge eating disorder and won't eat within 3 hours of bedtime

You know people live in otherwise clean places right

>he doesn't eat in bed with his shoes on while waiting for his water in the microwave to boil
Lmao

Do you at least tip your microwave?

>cockroaches
Ive never seen a live one in my entire life because im not poor ass fucking peasant. Who the fuck still gets cockroaches?

i do it

I honestly feel bad for this kid
I wonder if he's aware that he's the poster child of the embodiment of what's wrong with the US

You dont? ....

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What's wrong with eating in bed if you don't drop any crumbs?

>I never would because that's disgusting.
I did it in childhood when I was really sick. It was really uncomfortable.

I'm eating next to my bed right now but I'd never eat while in bed. That's disgusting.

>Chairs are uncomfortable
Why do you have uncomfortable chairs?

how is that disgusting? jerking off in bed is what's disgusting. or both. but just eating is ok.

too narrow. i get stuck all the time.

Maybe your ass is too big? Or you should buy bigger chairs.

Sometimes but lean over my nightstand.

Yeah. I just eat over the plate.

whats wrong with eating in your bed?

Everyone eats in bed.