MY KOREAN ROOMMATES ARE BEING EXTERMELY LOUD AGAIN edition
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Kill them
Shut up wang
Join them
i guess
you?
I had a Korean roommate who would get pissed whenever I smoked week in the house
Stupid fucking slant eye gook just played Overwatch in his room all day
go get korean pussy
My gf might be pregnant holy shit someone hold me. We always used condom and I always checked and it never tore, what are the chances?
"Guys could you please quiet down? It's hard to sleep/study"
when immigrants do it is not illegal
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might want to get that lil nigga dna tested
they have like 6 gook friends over all speaking gook they're not going to stop
De que parte de BC eres? Hay que garchar
gooodnight
My life isn't moving at all
I feel stagnant
I'm not sure yet, it's like the third time something like this happened in 3 years but for some reason I'm scared shitless this time.
going to murder the baby momma
what do you do? a neet?
Someone tell me it's gonna be okay holy shit I feel like my neck is gonna break under its own pressure.
No I go to college but I'm not really happy with my career choice, or at least what I planned on doing
ravioli no!
todo meco este vato siono rasa
honestly tho, she deserves it
im sad
im surprised /soc/ doesnt have flags
si wey no mames
why not switch then?
*hugs*
hope i dont wake up tomorrow
Pa mi Tumblr
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shut the fuck up
me and the boys
probably the only reason i havent offed myself is because i dont have a gun
now that would be easy to do.
The autism sissy has invited you over to show you his minecraft house. You follow the directions leading you to a shady low-income apartment complex. You're slightly worried about being robbed but you do it for that autistic boipucci. Dodging packs of negros, you find the apartment number and hesitantly ring the doorbell. You can hear noise from inside as you wait, lots of moving around and what sounds like obscenities in a female voice. The door opens and the ecstatic boi looks up at you with a big stupid smile and a "Welcome, fren!". As he takes your hand and leads you to his room, you can see a woman in her late 40s sitting on the couch with a glass of wine staring at you in disbelief. You look around and see what you would think was a kid's room if you didn't know better. There's a stuffed bear on his k-on themed bedset, and posters for anime and games are taped onto the walls. On his monitor is a paused window of Minecraft in front of an [s4s] thread opened in his browser. You can see a pink sleeve stuck in his closet door. You hear the door you both came through close as he rushes to his desk, eager to show you what he made in his game. You come up behind him and pretend to listen to him as he excitedly talks about some stupid miney crafta shit with his eyes focused on the computer screen. He doesn't notice you staring at his ass, legs, and little bare feet. After a minute of this you get impatient and move closer, reach down into his little shorts and grab his soft, squishy ass. He gasps and pauses, then looks back at you with surprise and sincere confusion, only able to let out a "h-huh?"
Why are you all so hateful? Did your mothers not love you enough growing up?
"P-please don't do that," the little faggot sissy whines, but the blood has already rushed to your head and you're not thinking straight. "Sit down, and shut up." you say as you grab him by his gaunt face and plant an open mouth kiss on him. You see his nipples get visibly erect through his thin white shirt and you pinch them as you slide your hand through his butt cheeks wrapping your index finger around his lacy panties. "Those are for girls user." you say with a grin. "B-but I am a girl." the sissy cries. "Oh, then what is this?" you laugh as you pull out his thick uncut 8 inched cock. "How does a girl like you keep this in those little panties all day?"
You begin to draw your head closer to her cock as she winces and looks away. "D-don't do that." she whines, but your breath is now so hot on her cock it begins to twitch. "Please," she begs. You grab her dick with both hands as she balls her hands into fists and pins them to her sides. It's so big and thick in your hands, you're impressed and even a little scared at the size. Without a moments hesitation you put it to your lips. Already dripping with precum she cries for you to stop. The taste is so sweet, because she diets and exercises, her body is tight and toned you rub your hands up and down her smooth stomach. Taking the cock out of your mouth you explore the foreskin with your tongue, never losing eye contact as a tear roles down her cheek. "T-this feels so good. Please, keep going."
my mother was a worthless whore
>be in mexico
>one of the most violent countries in the world
>dont own a gun
???
your opinions on pic related?
the only gun i need is my cock
my parents were rarely present and my old sister abused me the moment we were alone
just kidding, i love my mom
wish it were so cold
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is he wrong?
baja is back?????????????
I can take on any of them.
just a copycat
That's hot
this fucking nigger is so dumb
Jesus was God and Human at hte same time.
Philadelphia is a very bad city.
>tfw your Korean roommate is in the living room making out with his qt gf.
hey cara. is mexico like nacho libre?
great film btw
In Philadelphia, I'm sure that I felt healthier
i wouldnt be so sure
hes a big guy
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california exist. proof that there is no god
really wish the iceage would hurry up
maybe Nestorius was right
if i were going to spraypaint something I would use a stencil
for vandalismhoodpunktier stuff
Hello again, 1974-chan.
my dad always told me, if you find a squirter, marry her
>"Dad, what's a squirter?"
pee is gross
wrong
human development is a meme
At least you don't have to listen to sex through your wall
why are you such a bitch
see: consubstantiality
why do all the faggots wear thick rimmed rectangle glasses
>bernmont is a territory state
lmao
Because you're still mine
im not a faggot
Look
look at this fat guy
>Should I just end it?
Absolutely
Ayy
Definitely getting into my Tumblr
>wanting someone to piss on you
u smell
you don't deserve to have a tumblr
*blinks one eye*
tfw enjoy Maine's posts
what's up gang
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please respond
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hello north american friends!
please come to hilo latino and ask us why do we like the simpsons so much , we would love visits
Hows it hangin
kyc verga
Should I go to college?
q traes pendejo
clack is cool
LOL!!!!
Learn a trade instead
damn i could've utilized that instead of being an autist
if you know what you want to do
clack is a cuck