One chance in life

>one chance in life
>could have been born Dutch
>could have been born French
>could have been born British
>could have been Born Polish
>Born a fucking GERMAN instead

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Fuck you Germut. Say Danke to ur Gott for ur whiteness

Why didn't you want to be born Germans?
Germans are so great.

my cuban employer's off shore accounts in the Cayman islands have been found now i will get a life in prison please help

t. Hermann von Polowskiwitz

>implying you are actually German

Go smash qt German girls you boring piece of shit

well there are 200 countries you're born in one of the top 10, could be worth

You could also have been born a negro who dies at age 6 from diarrhea.

>born in bronzil

*worse

WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH I was born in a successful country with a culture that doesnt fetishize being a thug.

What's this like?
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>the only people that like your country a white LARPers and mongoloid neo-nazi amerimutts

i think brazil is pretty cool fellas

>one chance at life
>could have been albanian
>could have been slovenian
>could have been veneziANO
>born italian instead

oh man

Very funny. Ha

what's your problem? Been born in a western europeen country is luck. By the way i don't think the other four are better.

If it makes you feel better. The only people that like this place are degenerates.

no its not, and will only get worse

darn

ahAHahhahaha
What a joker.......

>could have been Born Polish

Doged a bullet there buddy, you should be grateful

>Implying there is anything wrong with being german
You are white (ignore the memes), rich, almost conquered Europe, got your own culture
Be proud of your Germany and be proud that you are a part of it

>1st world problems
Get rolled over by a truck, please.

t. terrone

>el alemANO

It could be worse. You could have been born - forgive me for uttering this word - an Albanian.

Still more friends than we got. Maybe Serbs don't hate us but I'm not even sure.
I get the impression that like 95% people on Sup Forums unironically hate Russia.

Good luck not sinking

>very small chance to be born in Belgium
>get it anyway

Don't worry Germbro, everything will be fine

uhhhm sweaty? what about the amish?

>one chance in life
>male check
>born in Germany check
>5'11 could be worse
>black hair no wait
>brown eyes just fuck my shit up

Fuck my life.

I'm sorry I failed to forgive you.

>one chance at life
>born an american
JUST

>born in a shit country
>stuck in an age with broken CPU
>and degeneracy
I wish, I could be a young noble in medieval age or a rich guy living at a private island in cyberpunk age...
B...but hey at least I'm enjoying my life l..ol