>be me
>Strayan
>go to USA last month
>just got a new phone, Galaxy Note 8
>going through US Border Security
>get TSA'd and a random check for explosives
>fat seppo USA TSA cunt with a qt beagle ask me if i have any explosives
>reach into my pocket
>Yeah mate, got the latest Samsung Galaxy Note
>cunt takes it dead set seriously and in less than a minute im being full on searched for anything and everything by 6 officers and 2 Police
What the fuck is wrong with yanks, literally cant take a joke
Be me
Parker Sanchez
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Jack Morris
Also cracked the same joke when i got back to Sydney and the Customs officer whipped out his Note 8 and we started discussing cases after having a good laugh at the Note 7 fiasco.
tl;dr yanks are butthurt bitch bois lmao
Joseph Rodriguez
what do you expect from mutt intellect
Elijah Gonzalez
Yanks are the n*ggers of white people
Colton Watson
This, y*nks are beyond saving tbqh
Easton Adams
they're not allowed to take a joke, no one is.
because it might hurt someones' feelings.
Nathan Harris
Yanks are fat cunts xD
Ayden Nelson
we're not britain
it's 'murica so if you make a joke you could have explosives and 5 guns and kill everyone in a 10 mile radius
Leo Morris
...
Luis Long
Putting people's life on the line is serious business
You shouldn't be playing around in an airport
Asher Stewart
i don't believe your story.
Andrew Evans
That's not what "killing joke" means, USA.
Landon Sanchez
Um sweetie, fix up your rampant Police sanctioned executions and rampant gun crime and shootings then we'll talk.
Ryder Morgan
>US Border Security
>get TSA'd
Retard
Lincoln Thompson
Did you have a good visit otherwise?
Julian Davis
>buying Samsung
lawl
Parker Evans
Korean phones often explode desu.
Brayden Gray
Yanks are so fucking fat bro
Ryder Myers
They are a dangerously paranoid and hysterical people. Consider yourself lucky for making a joke, especially to an American bureaucrat.
Luke Jackson
Apart from all the ooga booga in NYC, yeah wasnt too bad, wouldnt want to live in USA though, you lot have a few screws loose
Jose Miller
Why? That's just the price of freedom.
I wouldn't expect a non-free country like yours to understand
Robert Adams
Be grateful you didn’t make your shitty joke at one of our airports... you would’ve been searched on deep into your intestines by Tyrone
Leo Walker
Did you get to pet the beagle?