You have 10 seconds to act as Italian as possible.
You have 10 seconds to act as Italian as possible
Robert Harris
Isaac Turner
EYY I'M WALKIN' ERE
Brandon Gutierrez
Fuck Italy
Jeremiah Myers
Tu madre aquela vaca gorda
Sebastian Morales
Mamma mia
Xavier Richardson
*joins your team*
Gabriel Hall
Can I have another minute
Levi Robinson
MAMMA MIA LUIGI
Wyatt Adams
I'm 45 and I still live with my mama.
Alexander Wood
bada bing bada boom you sleepin' with tha fishes
Joseph Kelly
fugg my father is 51 and he still lives with his mother
Brody Martin
want some pineapple pizza?
Nicholas Scott
WATCH IT CHRISSY
James Davis
Thread over.
Asher Morgan
I AM STUPID ITALIOTA IGNORANTE
Lincoln Wood
Piccolo ravioli gelato
Kayden Martin
CHE CAZZO
*switches sides*
ERA SIMPLEMENTE UN TRUCCO
Michael Allen
Fuck southern monkeys Italy ends at Rome
Matthew Lopez
It's a mario me!
Nicholas Garcia
I love my region but hate Italy
Brody Torres
Porco madonna puttana grazie dio.
Dominic Scott
*stands around people doing work and tells them how they ought to be doing it but doesn't help*
Hunter Bennett
i know a half italian half black guy
Noah Richardson
Piccolo pene
Julian Cook
*switches sides*
nothing personel kid
Oliver Thompson
Kek. Italy is the epitome of “I was only pretending”
Joseph Garcia
/thread
Asher Perry
Zitto animale
Zitto Italia
Nicholas Kelly
So... A black guy
Caleb Thompson
hurr durr-a nizza is-a italian-a
Brody Stewart
t. Hazem
Caleb Sanchez
Italian women are known coal burners
Angel Hughes
...
Charles Flores
Aiyy, that's a real a nica linguini you a got there. Just like my a momma usta make it.
Nicholas Jenkins
DING DING DING WAHOOO!!
Brandon Long
i secretly eat za with pineapple, but shit on it online because mario and luigi told me i would get pined up my apple if i did
Jonathan Harris
bip bop
*everyone laughs*
*millions of fans*
Ian Mitchell
>Ayyy vayta than you muhhamad
Dominic Jackson
That guy isn't Italian
You have no proof you Albanian subhuman living in Russia
Jordan Turner
Giulio d'Angelo sounds Italian to me.
Jonathan Taylor
And?
Isaiah Flores
criminally underrated
Owen Cooper
>Looks Italian
>Has Italian name
>Not Italian
Ok
Matthew Brooks
>Never cared about the world cup anyway
Aaron Murphy
It's me Mario!
Blake Scott
also
>your espresso is shit. Italy has best espresso
>your cappuccino is shit. italy has best cappuccino
>your tea is shit. italian tea is best
>your milk is shit. italy has best milk
>your culture is shit. italy has best culture
>never cared about the world cup anyway
Jacob Diaz
Stop sending niggers then
Jackson Miller
Your nigerians are shit. Italy has best nigerians. And there'll be more. FORZA ITALIA
Aaron Jones
t. moose beater
Aiden Perez
zitti animali
Kayden Edwards
Sei un mutto di merda! Vai a cagare creatura schifosa!
Elijah Ramirez
'UE 'UAGLIõ
Ian Cox
Sorry, I can't.
Too hard.
Jayden Martinez
"Are those refugees or identitarians?"
Jayden Jones
HEY GUY AT THE OTHER BALCONY ACROSS THE PIAZZA! GOOD MORNING! THOSE LADIES WALKING BELOW US SURE HAVE THE GOODS EH!?
Jacob King
oh my GAWD this isn't REAL Italian food! my grandmutha from [insert Italian town] makes the only real Italian food!
Jose Kelly
dio cane
Benjamin Bailey
el italiani la bambiza pizza il ravioli mamma mia
Lucas Foster
Bravo Pierre
Grayson Ramirez
>My fathers uncles cousins husbands dog once had sex with an Italian dog so that means I'm part Italian!
Ian Myers
NEGRO SCHIAVO BARBARE!
>*puts oil in his hair*
DALMAZIA E ITALIA!
>*steals from the tourist stand even though he's wealthier than the stand owner*
ISTRIA E ITALIA!
>*forces your grandparents to have Italian names*
NON E CROAZIA!
>*shills the crusaders into sacking your city*
MIO FOIBE GRANDE TERRORE!
>*meticulously trims his stubble*
MAI PARDONE!
>*has a massive orgy and doesn't clean the rented apartment afterwards*
FIUME E NOSTRA CITTA!!!!!!!!
>*talks over the entire cafe*