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4am nons

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it's only 10 past 12

Fifth

looks like the ex gf

canada has a fully professional rugby league team (the toronto wolfpack) that plays in the british system
this proves that we are british

caralad you need to calm down

Redpill me on The French Revolution

just noticed those arrows wtf lel

some Australian cunt brainlet'd me for being objectively correct
screaming

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Back is in bits from sitting on my arse all day a canny sleep :(

I woke up extra early this morning so I could play some video games and drink some soy before I woke up. I think I might be fully toilet trained and no longer need the supervisor at Woolies to change my diaper while I stack shelves. Feel like a real big boy today.

atleast post valerian cara lad

mate plays for the canada national team

Unwashed idiots killed all the people that kept society in order and the world has been fucked ever since

swim across and punch him

S O P H I E
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based

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>the american war of independence

Just shat my diaper and it's full of soy-poo

kimmy is that you

really makes you think

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shifted focus in politics from the people to the individual for first time in history

Bloody hell you just snapped him good

you ever wake up and think thank God I'm English

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god doesn't exist

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The Devil is about to appear.....

I have been defeated

Which video game were you playing on your computer instead of pumping out excel spreadsheets?

just got back from shagging that prossie
good value for £30

English doesn't exist, Britain was always a multiple cultural city, full of blacks and blacks.

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the devil wont be able to find the new thread

aren't the second cousins also kind of 1st cousins

cokelad?

see you on mars, fags
hahhahahaha
*flies away in a space ship*

babestation

nah not that bellend

the gf

the coldfu

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pay up piggies

what was it like?

Greatly interested in having sex with a tranny

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The lad below me
Shall be admitted to heaven
On the basis
Of his sick quad seven

Lads, I might be going to my first party with work colleagues next week. People are going into town direct from work. Not sure how to work this. Would it be odd if I wore my coat on a night out? I am obviously can't take my messenger bag but surely I need a coat to stay warm and dry? Obviously a heavy winter coat is out of the question, but perhaps a light jacket? I don't really have anything that stylish and yes I realise I would probably have to keep it unzipped.

How the fuck am I supposed to carry all my stuff if I can't wear a coat? Keys, money and phone are essentials which I suppose is doable but I would have to ditch the wallet which leaves my card vulnerable to snapping/falling out if I'm not careful. I normally carry other items but I suppose I'll have to do without. Don't know how I'd cope without a power bank and I'm in the habit of always wearing earphones.

Such hassle. I suppose it's easier for those who can drive into work and therefore not have to worry too much about keeping warm on the way in and they can use their car as storage etc. I think some people are booking hotels which also simplifies things.

Any advice?

ex gf

We got a cute ethnic for our localised version of Letters and Numbers (I think it's called Countdown in UK?)

hm

still going to heem your cat

>£30 prossie

lol get yourself checked la

>complete 14 pages of online forms including 3 that involved scanning documents
>reach the final page
>for best results please use internet explorer or mozilla firefox
>read: only these two work
Fuck the government

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can you get aids if you wear a condom

sucked her tits she sucked my willy and i bashed my willy in her for a bit

it's nice to have a raspberry pi as a headless torrent box to use with the ps4 your bf got you for chrimbo

phwoar

many pornstars are only famous because they practically look like children

makes you think

hope not
I always wear one just to be safe, just make putting one on every morning part of your routine

shall be giving this a watch

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bit too wacky for me, this post

letters and numbers? pull the other one

We called it Letters & Numbers because Countdown was the name of a music show, I think
youtube.com/watch?v=nG4QCob_dNw

teehee i'm bent btw xx

polish or romanian?

How many miles of cock does she need to go through to make money from only 30/client

>working class white men on demand
the least successful brothel ever

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You ever put on a French maid outfit and dance for strangers?

Sex is pretty shit with a condom.

lads

there are no lads here
/brit/ is a girl general

the ol' gf is yelling at me again

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cant wait until the jews normalise noncery

no idea, she spoke little english, was most likely a victim of human trafficking
£30 was for a quick 15 minute booking
most punters would probably be paying more for 30 mins or an hour

they should invent a condom that feels like a fleshlight that you then put inside a real fanny

teehee i'm straight btw xx

so it's "a cute girl does 1st grade maths: the show" ?

Do you snort or inject your daily mix of soy and semen?

Lads.
Please help.

Rap and hippity hop fans not invited.
Only people who are actually good at listening to music.

Better than risking a kid, and I won't hear any of this 'but I just pull out'. Mate has already gone through one abortion with his gf doing that, I think she was even on the pill.

Was Butch Cassady and the Sundance Kid homoerotic?

Told me gf she isn't precisely white and now I'm in the doghouse

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>with his gf
well this is doing it wrong

>tee hee i'm a normie btw

t. anyone mentioning their gf or bf in a post

just walked downstairs and saw this

you're not caralad fuck off imposter

>have friends
>but not a lot of them
>a girl likes me
>but I don't have the confidence to kiss her
I straddle the line of normie and abnormie and it's awful.

Just jerked off into my last pair of clean underwear and the washing machine is occupied

i smoke it