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the chad stride

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unironically know someone who walks like this

Wish I was born in some African shithole while my ultra rich white parents were vacationing there and then immediately taken back home to a first world country so I have an easy life but also a neat little story to tell

me in the vid

Unironically don't give a shit

a less exaggerated version isnt uncommon among swole manlets, i see it all the time

babestation

is this scoleosis?

Can't sleep lads. Toil tomorrow

Imagine being wealthy, good looking, 6'7 and a brick shithouse

Literally me

cards against humanity is a game made to make normies feel funnier than they actually are

>tfw nobody wants to give the guy who has very bad body odour and does't wash his clothes a lift to the lecture at another college right after our morning lecture and he just doesn't go
>feel bad and offer to take him
>Im not joking when I say I can't get the smell out of my nose for days after everytime I help him

What makes you laugh?

me on the left

why are all women stupid whores

>cards against humanity is a game made to make normies feel funnier than they actually are

>black panther

idiotic, stupid film

almost nothing these days

>swapped the chad and the virgin sides
absolutely disgusting
chad on the right, virgin on the left!

not to mention redundant, all panthers are black by definition

>tfw you want to use cute anime wallpapers but don't want your parents to be ashamed of you

Not even uppity niggers calling themselves kangz and kweenz?

ex as of tonight gf says she still likes me more than a friend and feels terrible for breaking up. think she just wants me to pine for her and wishes i cried when she told me instead of being mature

women only become non stupid whores when they have sex with me

sometimes a laugh at memri tv screenshots

>when your parents come into your room and see your new hatsune miku figures

youtube.com/watch?v=p-XoMvxC4IY

the first minute and a half are absolutely mental

>tfw living on my own
>would've done that as a teen
>can't be arsed to now

I did get a bit risqué and installed a nude mod in one of my games though.

Do you laugh at your tiny jewified cock?

Alan brings joy to an otherwise mostly joyless existence

wish he were here all the time

Beto*

@84120863
cancer, you and that shitty video. kill yourself.

having a posh wank

gucci gang

going to watch some teenagers spit into a microphone lads

how is it posh?

Pics

I stopped giving a shit as soon as I got my own computer, since I have a password on it

I have a folder in my pictures directory just straight up called 'Porn'

...

mosly like 190 but he encapsulates why i have no business listening to grime

its regular sized

WE'RE IN HERE
youtube.com/watch?v=gz8OmOjm3MM

classic case of ILS.
risk of Imaginary Lat Syndrome is highest in chads and males who go to the gym out of low self esteem.
symptoms include walking around with the arms up and back as if to emulate having yakked lat's from a hard work-out

Just remembered that time I was playing my anime OPs too loud and people could hear it through my headphones in computing.

hate your country and its people desu lad

listening to some guy broadcast his wank over his gaming mic to the entire cs server

Did you kill yourself

Nah, I tried to play it off as that was the only "pop" songs on my phone and all of my music was classic rap and intelligent dance music.

Was a proper spacker I was.

“Hey Faggot,
My name is Hungary, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-cunts who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, do any of you even have a Gini Index under 0.30? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than blaming all your problems on sand people.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I've got one of the largest cities in the EU, and my museum of fine art contains over 100,000 pieces. What art have you appreciated, other than “naked drawn Japanese people”? I also have a 0.84 HDI, and have a banging hot capitol city (Parliament is neo-gothic architeture; Shit is SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch"

i now like hungary a bit more

remember seeing the original pasta on Sup Forums in 2008 or so and thinking it was real

howling
missed this desu

any nigger man in

Was supposed to be desperately doing the last of my holiday work before I hand it in tomorrow and then have exams the morning after

instead i just spent 2.5 hours writing a 9-page letter to my godparents

what the fuck is wrong with me

What was that acronym for something to do with Mila Kunis' feet? Was one of my favourite memes.

how old are you

>hey can i have all of your personal info everytime you come in to buy something

off toil for 2 weeks lads now to do absolutely fuck all

22

MKF (mila kunis feet)

sucking a nigger

tfwywncomkf

dads mate died
dont smoke lads

love aladdin

pizza hut localized entirely within the garage

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>1 minute apart
fuck off liam

failing my masters because i no longer get scared about not handing things in, just sad when i don't

:(

business idea: falsifying birth certificates from third world countries so you can pretend you were born on a foreign continent to one-up your posh cultured friends

>white working class males are at a disadvantage compared to other groups in the uk
>but it's not a race issue.

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5250141/Professor-Green-documentary-lifts-lid-UK-poverty.html

shut the fuck up

do you not have anything else to do all day?

all me

new york is so peng

>fuck off liam

i literally feel your pain

i have no motivation because masters don't even matter unless doing intergrated masters, even then they can drop out and just have their degree.

quick rundown on liam so i can assassinate him

fuck off clark

>peng
hello nigger

hello nigger
sucking a nigger
anyone remember the cuckio meme
posting my arsehole

purge non whites

...

you’re the single worst poster here, on par with the crawler beto

i hate it when girls upload no make up photos onto facebook/instagram and act like it's a challenge.

don't they have better things to worry about ffs

sounds good

>peng
>drugs
>slags
niggerposting

Of course they don't

liscki has the histrionics

anyone remember the "anyone remember the cuckio meme" meme

i 'member

wager that liam and beto are by every mean genetically inferior to the average australian

What will you inherit from your parents?

A house and some land.

A house in a shitty neighborhood that I still can't afford property tax and mortgage on with my current job

and that's why i take so many narcotics

to keep my mind straight, right in the tropics

probably Alzheimer's

2:1 legionairres

wore a condom

wearing a condom at the moment

some classic cars