>24
>never had a gf
>kissless handheldless virgin
>no friends
>socially retarded
>no car/licence
>never had a job
>poor
>rejected by army twice
>only "hobbies" are video games and lifting (and i suck at both)
>spend 12+ hours a day on computer
anyone else have similars?
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>never had a gf
You make it sound like getting one once will make it easier forever lmao
I had a girlfriend ONCE for 3 years 6 years ago. Back to pissbottles last year.
My only saving grace is even though I'm a NEET I still have some friends.
Me too, i spend all my days browsing Sup Forums and doing the ocassional climb.
I have no future prospects, it's over.
kill yourself
Why doesn't society help people like us if only I was given a job I could save myself it's literally the number one thing holding me back they could have a productive member of society until I get old if they just gave me a job.
become a wagey
>20
>never had a gf
>kissless handheldless virgin
>I've achieved this on purpose, turning down many women, because I know Allah (swt) wants me to save myself for marriage
>yes friends
>socially decent
>licence but no car
>have had a job
>not poor
>haven't applied for the army
>only hobbies are video games, basketball, swimming, etc
>spend variable hours a day on computer, maybe 2-3 average
I've started actively applying for jobs but there isn't much I can do even if I get to an interview I am pretty awkward and nervous in one.
>licence
Ok """american""" you're not fooling anyone
Society ONLY does things that make money since like 1970 at least
Since unexploited areas "external" to capital are basically all gone now there is no reset button. That's what the frontier was.
why australian army is so hard to join? i've already seen 3 australians who was rejected by the army.
How do you even make it to 24 without ever getting any job?
I just copy pasted yours and edited it. I wasn't checking for british spellings.
I will not stand for my Americanness being questioned on an anonymous internet imageboard.
If you get past a certain age no one will give you a opportunity if you've been out of work for so long.
Because it's easier to train an emu than it is to train an Australian manchild.
im also 24 and i went back to being NEET a week ago, also socially retarded and friendless, it will only go downhill from here
Dishwasher? Retail? Call center?
You try luv peepor ring time?
Yep. ;_;
Don't you have any qualifications
>imagine going almost 20 years of your life without ever making a single meaningful relationship with anyone
u wot
Just be a shelf stacker, be the lowest if the low. That's what I did and it gave me the confidence to move onto better things
Your brain really starts to degenerate in your late 20s if you still haven't made any meaningful relationships by then. It's scary tbhdesu.
>that feel when you want to better yourself but you are to lazy to do so
At times I just want to go die but then I get a surge of optimism and start to better myself in small ways but then when I fail I hate myself once more and feel like doing.
I'm living in a eternal cycle of torment.
bc if you're a male some lefty cuck will have a shitfit about the national defence not being "diverse" enough and for some reason this is enough to warrant a rejection
old memes aside I don't know maybe they fucked up the physical
I'm almost 20, i want to make a change but i don't know how
You don't want to enter wizardhood, then your fate is sealed forever. I'm not sure what you should do, but time is ticking.
>22
>never had a gf
>kissless handheldless virgin
>alot of friends
>socially retarded around females
>every possible and useful EU car licence
>never without a job
>pretty well off
>back home from my first peacekeeping tour, going back in a couple of months (staff sergeant)
>hobbies are videogames, lifting, books, music, hunting and competetive shooting.
>spend +4 hours a day on the computer
>6'4 220lbs of lean meat
Still a virgin tho
natty?
Yah, if you mean do i take steroids. Cant really take steroids when you on base.
post body
>23
>never had friends or gf
>never had a job
>poor family
>dropped uni twice because of social anxiety
>live in fucking shitzil
>probably autistic and schizophrenic
>my video card died past year and since then I lost the only hobby I ever had
It could be way worst m8
Having a good isn't all it's made out to be.
I've got one now and we're going to get married later this year and I love her more than anything, but I miss the single life. I almost never have time for Sup Forums or Internet stuff in general, I don't play my guitar hardly ever, I even ignore my dog most of the time because I'm with her and she requires so much attention. It's nice to have sex literally any time I want, and a friend, but damn, I liked being alone too
>I get a surge of optimism and start to better myself in small ways but then when I fail I hate myself once more and feel like doing.
I'm living in a eternal cycle of torment
Too real tbqh
also I`m a fucking manlet balding with shit teeth. I`m going to try to join the french foreign army this year, if I don`t make it I`ll just hang myself.
This is literally the only pic i have, im not really cut. Im just "lean", and have big ass legs qoz leg day is best day.
Sorry for the cheating light setup. I dont have a good looking body but i can perform really well.
what are your stats?
400 Deadlift, 440 squat and only 280 bench.
My right shoulder is fucked and my left kneecap likes to dislocate itself, so im pretty much at my peak.
OHP?
At tops 200, i used to clean and jerk 240.
You're not that far gone. You can sort out what you think is wrong with your life if you try.
very nice. you should start cutting
You're literally a fucking chad. What the fuck are you doing?
I can see you've never had a job either.
NONE of those positions are hiring without experience. You can lie and say you have experience, might get away with it. But if you're upfront about it being your first real job your application goes straight in the trash before it even touches the pile.
Cant with all the carbohydrates you get from the military food. I also dont really care what i look like, i already get comments about how "big" i am.
it would boost your confidence and will land you a gf
>24
28
>never had a gf
Does an imaginary gf count? No? Then check.
>no friends
Check
>socially retarded
Half check
>no car/licence
Check
>never had a job
Nah that wouldn't do here, of course I had jobs. How would I be alive?
>poor
Yes siree
>rejected by army twice
Once
>only "hobbies" are video games and lifting (and i suck at both)
Sword fencing instead of lifting
>spend 12+ hours a day on computer
Yip.
Im content with me not having a gf. It means i am free to travel the world on military and private security jobs.
Why did int turn into r9k circlejerking with flags? Cant you pathetic virgins fuck off and do all your whining and crying in it's dedicated board?
>It means i am free to travel the world on military and private security jobs.
As if you actually do that.
I prefer it when u BLACK post, leave this shit to Canada please
Um yah, i work for the UN on peacekeeping missions, and maritime security with an Italian company.
You could too Ivan, just go finish your military service, like i did.
Aren't you a staff sergeant in a peacetime conscript army? What the fuck do you privately secure, a McDonalds?
Okay, argument withdrawn then.
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The idea is that people go to work because the other option would become literally homeless. So people alone seek employement on their own. Your parents fucked up their job as parents when they keep you afloat.
Maritime security in the Mediterrarian, Arabían and Red sea. Embassy security in Finland.
we're going to be Spain when the housing bubble pops and take the entire fall for the baby boomers raping the economy aren't we
>Your brain really starts to degenerate in your late 20s if you still haven't made any meaningful relationships
(citation needed)
Everything almost the same but 27.
>5’9”
>Not a virgin
you retards rhink you would be happy with a job and a gd but thats not i. you could get a job but the job would make you suffer and take all of your time. you could get a gf but if you dont feel shit or she doesnt its just gonna hurt and you will still feel empty. the thing here is youre just empty and numbed down and you dont get out of your comfort zone.
...
>21
>no
>no
>Not completely maybe just a little
>no
>no
>no
>literally in the army right now
>yes still play vidya
>sometimes
>25
>pajeet
>never had a gf
>kissless virgin
>one friend
>socially awkward
>no car
>can't hold a job for more than few months
>poor
>only hobby is playing video games
>spend almost all day on the computer.
That's all the info I need to trace you down, merc. Prepare to get your life snatched.
I didn't have a dad around much to discipline me cause my parents were divorced and when he saw me he wanted appear like the good dad.
>30
>never had gf
>virgin
>social phobia
>no friends nor do I want any
>no car/license
>no education
>never had a job, never will
>permanent NEET
>live in 1 room apartment
>spend days reading, watching tv shows, movies, go for walks and get drunk
>still happy for some reason
>Just turned 23
>Fucked 15girls
>a few friends
>Socially fine
>Car licence but I don't like to drive
>Student
>had little little jobs
>poor but my parents pay
>Hobbies are watching animes and Korean movies, wasting time on Sup Forums, lifting
>spend +6hours a day on computer
you live with the state money ?
>you live with the state money ?
Swedish welfare yes, but the permanent kind because of my diagnoses.
Pretty much the same but I'm 27, soon 28.
That is nice excuse. But the moment you identify the problem you have the goal to achieve. After some point it is silly to blame others for your problems.
Seriously name one person who would hire a 20 year old who has done nothing not a single fucking thing for 3 years go on tell me who would look at a resume and give someone like that a chance.
Fuck off to r9k you retards. These threads are worse than Sup Forums ones. Completely unrelated to the board topic, stay in your containment board.
>tfw my nose brings my face down from a 7.5 to a 6 at best
>23
>happily married
>still super tight with middle-school friends, group has expanded to great circle of people I've been friends with for over 10 years
>used to be socially awkward, but have always been funny which helps
>old car
>work as game programmer, since I love the vidya
>getting by pretty nice, own my apartment
>never ever considered army
>Vidya and Music
>spend 10+ hours a day on computer (as part of job and hobby)
We differ on quite a few
>23 and married
what's wrong with you
>>happily married
Kek, all my friends who got married in their early 20's have ended up divorced. Every single couple.
>inb4 won't happen to us
Can you walk, talk and read? Put on pants and get to work on time? Congrats, you are hired.
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If you live in middle of nowhere with 0 job prospects, time to look for new job elsewhere. First get a job, day later look for acomodation. Time to grow up.
>be 26
>ugly, fat and virgin but no shits given
>had 5 different "trial" jobs, never lasted more than 1 week
>the unemployment office gave up, sent me to a shrink for testing
>"social phobia", "depression", "possible asperger" kek
>get happy pills on never ending prescription
>feels amazing mixed with booze
>leave my medical papers to the welfare office
>get NEETbux without any demands
>go for a "morning" walk around 12 in the afternoon
>sit in the nice park in town, surrounded by offices and watch working people stress and run around
>open a bottle of Koskenkorva and chug some beers, some nice music on my bluetooth speaker
>enjoy the annoyed looks by people walking around me
>talk to fellow NEETs who comes around
>go home a few hours later, buy pizza on the way, torrent some movies, shows and chill in couch all night
That's my life.
>mcdonalds
Not him but there is 2 McDonalds here in town. I got rejected from both.
Not that strange when there is 400 people applying for the same job at the same time.
Just get a job. You will make friends and money. With money you get a GF.
And don't you dare to tell me that is hard to find a job in Australia because is not.
>not a benis in bagoo virgin
>still a handholding virgin
>never had a gf
>but i don't know how
Why don't you just ask a nice looking girl out for a first?
>Why don't you just ask a nice looking girl out for a first?
Because I don't talk to anyone in real life?
>rejected by army twice
dont take it personally but I hope you dont see the army as your way out of this. they literally don't want men right now. They probably just gave you a bs excuse like come back when you're older or have more life experiences right?
go down the the temp work agency and try and sort something out
The 4 leftmost frames are more realistic.
Not to be critical, since I am a permaNEET too, but this post really makes me think about the state and future of society. The idea that you have so many NEETs and "mental illness" nowadays purely as a result of large numbers of individuals being lazy on their own account for no good reason is absurd.
>absurd
It sure is but hey I'm not complaining!
Well if she dumps me I get half of her, sorry, our apartment, so it's really in my best interest, plus she makes alot more cash than me, she's CEO of a science-park for kids
My parents are divorced, my mom did it twice, divorce is common in Sweden. I don't really care, if we split up, we split up.
I have never been as happy as the last five years with her though, I doubt you'd know the feeling until you settle down with someone you click with fully.
yeah especially as a bald guy
guess im just going to have to accumulate wealth and then find a much younger gf, like old times..
Are you in sydney? I'm in the same boat
Can't even get an interview. Ive had my resume reviewed a bunch of times and everyone insists its "great"
I thought that was just a PR stunt, as if women join the army
no, and a good bloke lost his job getting that out just so you know
Can I post here even tho I'm a girl (an ugly one) ? Neet since 3 years now.
btw boys.........................................
Show face.
do you want a bf?
No, stuck with severe social anxiety, I won't ever get one.
Are you under 65kg?
you just have to ask if so..