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First for every nonce ITT needs locking up

I'm not sure if I'm shaking because its fucken cold or because im fucken sober

maybe i should put on some clothes or turn up the heat or do a shot of vodka or something

>Good morning~
ohayou

>lets hope today is better ay mate
ay who fucken knows

friend is coming over later today and we're gonna get smashed on booze, but i think I only got 0.4 liters of vodka left. 0.2 60% and 0.2 40%

I was literally drinking straight from the bottle last night

>Welcome home matey
ayyy thanks

>You have a strong body if you can resist all of this
I dont know my body is really fucked up from sports n shit cunt

i have injured most things holding my limbs together

i am not a healthy person

>STOP HURTING YOUR BODY AAAAAAH
FUCKEN NEVER

i think that's a good point, chastity cages for everyone!

Undenyable truth

>Alice

Based.

H-how do you know? I-I've never even worn a dress before.
N-no.

Every general on Sup Forums is Sup Forums except for /brit/

This, I want to be locked up in a cute cage next to my master's bed~

kinda want a cage desu

>Every general on Sup Forums is Sup Forums except for /brit/
This
It's like he's never been on this website before

>Aнacтacия
What the fuck is this

Anastasia from Idolmaster

agreed.

You want it all by the sounds of it.

What job do you do with 12 hr shifts?
I thought you were relatively wealthy.

>You want it all
Not all of it...

oh well you don't know you'd look bad either!! dresses are fun, the way they twist and sashay all over :o

I really, really want one.

I need some pumps and a cage!

I just finished watching the big lez show and it was fucken amazing

gonna do a shot of vodka

>>Every general on Sup Forums is Sup Forums except for /brit/
>This
>It's like he's never been on this website befor
>Every general on Sup Forums is Sup Forums except for /brit/

you cunts have obviously never been to /norgetråden/

sad cunts

all of them

with a fetish for girls in wheelchairs

want me a cage as pink as astolfo's hair

>dresses are fun, the way they twist and sashay all over :o
Great, now I really want one.

I've got passive income as a landowner, so I don't exactly need to work. But I do it anyway so I can buy more stuff.
I work at the bakery right now, and get around $800 a month or something.

St-stop trying to turn me gay with your lewdness.
Sounds like hard work desu.

at least some of it
>some pumps
what are pumps?
>gonna do a shot of vodka
do a second one for me mate

oh it's sooo nice. wish i could wear one every day :s

gotta be pink!

>I've got passive income as a landowner
Oh you are exactly the kind of person I would kill off if I was in power in my country.

>/norgetråden/
ew

like pic

oh psh you don't have to be gay!

t. Pol Pot

it's 11 in the morning and the first shot is down the hatch

the shakes are subsiding

post some fucken cuties aight

>do a second one for me mate
russian breakfast it is

>ew
ye its p fucken nasty

weird stuff

we call those high heels outside muttland

Nah, it's easy.
Why? I've got flats and give them out for rent, don't see anything wrong with that.

Th-thanks.
Sounds cozy desu.

they go by that here too, but there's different styles

>Why? I've got flats and give them out for rent, don't see anything wrong with that.
Sorry
It's just that in this country there is a massive exploitation of the renting class by those who can afford to own housing.

>shots for breakfast
ur one crazy cunt aren't you

I want blue ones, along with blue-and-white striped panties, and a pink chastity cage.

ohhhhh, I get it now
he did nothing wrong, all people with glasses should be executed
>russian breakfast it is
yeah boy, you go for gold

I-I'm going to go shower naked now. B-bye bye for now :3

>shower naked
pervert

>tfw like 97% of your country wears glasses including yourself

>including yourself
nerd lol

There is always place for renting here. People can't afford flats, or just come here for work and don't want\can't buy property. Haven't seen any "exploitation" here.

I want those blue ones I linked, so cute

you can get those shimapans at jstore. I just haven't bought any, but they're super comfy apparently, and yeah cage has to be pink!

I used to dress up with an old gf, she got me into it actually ;s

would have added to my outfit for sure, having heels

rude

haha, only pathetic sissy nerds wear glasses

Anime is for losers, goyim

>russian breakfast
A whole bowl of nothing?

R-rude! B-but t-that's not false...

>Haven't seen any "exploitation" here.
Probably because you have tons of commie blocks etc
We don't have shit.

I'm sorry bby, I couldn't help myself.

>running out of drugs

fug :DDDDDDDDD

need to get me some more money so I can get even more fucked up

maybe buy some fucken COCAINE

still got shitloads of 2cb

not sure if yall have heard but snorting 2cb is some of the most brutal shit there is out there

might snort some later ayyyyyyyy

we trippin tonight boiiiiiiisssss

>yeah boy, you go for gold
second shot is down the hatch
going to have to scrounge up some drugs before the end of the day

maybe i will buy some ketamine from a friend

trade him for some ciggies

tolerance is a bitch though

i would get some needles but im a bitch who hates needles

>ur one crazy cunt aren't you
ay fucken say it to my face cunt

nah just kidding love you too m8

>A whole bowl of nothing?
vodka mixed with fucken nothing

its actually a Finish breakfast because i am drinking finnish vodka

>not sure if yall have heard but snorting 2cb is some of the most brutal shit there is out there
Didn't know you could snort it.
Anyway won't you have tolerance from a couple days ago?

You wear glasses?
Mmmmmh

nearly everyone here does
I mean in school the entire class can be wearing glasses
I do have maybe 2 friends who don't wear them though

yes that's right sissies like you belong under the feet of superior non-glasses wearing people
get some krokodil, our Russian friend here will probably sell you some

Why don't you just buy contact lens?

y-yea
only sissies wear glasses...

Business idea: building commieblocks in NZ

>mfw I wear glasses

mmm I guess he's right...

can feel the vodka kicking in boiiiiisss

>Didn't know you could snort it.
fuck ye cunt, it burns as a motherfucker

i knew a motherfucker in middle school who snorted salt

he was a crazy motherfucker

stupid as shit though
>Anyway won't you have tolerance from a couple days ago?
ayyy you fucken know it cunt

which is why imma snort a shitload of it

thirty or fucken fourty milligrams

were getting fucked up tonight

>get some krokodil, our Russian friend here will probably sell you some
nah mate thats opiates man i dont really dabble (much) in that shit got a friend addicted to heroin you know not gonna do that while hes fucked on that shit you know?

They rent entire houses here not only commieblocks

disgusting anime faggots deserve death

Would unironically work.
Make a massive set near Auckland CBD, make them standalone rooms and get like a hundred tenants.
That's what I would do if I had the money.

I understand, that's why building affordable places of living is a good business idea

haha, I bet you're a glasses wearing sissy as well, I pity you people
I would happily live in a commieblock

> disgusting anime faggots deserve death

at least we're not Irish

I think I look better in glasses. And I'm too much of a pansy to put on contact lenses. They're also much less convenient desu.

*licks your feet*

I deserve some Irish cock... I volunteer to be the cum slave for the IRA when you're finally taking back the six lost counties!!

Commieblocks look comfy, I would live in one.
Dealing with neighbours might be a hassle though.

Yep
But collecting money from the guys that rent your propreties must be though

>thirty or fucken fourty milligrams
wew lad
that shit is gonna be hardcore
have fun matey

>Commieblocks look comfy, I would live in one.
we have commieblocks too and they're awful
Need a yard to walk around desu, and doggo is also bored inside a commieblock.

Have you ever try though?
Althought I didn't "Mmmmh" for that in my first comment
I will say you that later

Just sneezed.

gesundheit!

good
keep us updated

I like these ones, they have solid walls with good sound isolation. Flats cost around 5-8m roubles there. They have stores and parks around them, as well as parking

**NEED** a brisbane bf

Goodnight lads, I'm off to beddy byes

Thanks buddy!
It was over pretty quickly but I will hit you all up if there is anything to follow.

Also it is pissing down with rain tonight, friggin comfy
I'mma hop in bed and listen to it.

Good night
Sleep tight
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

This are not even that bad but living here all of your life must be borinain general I very much prefer a home than a flat

good night

>I'mma hop in bed and listen to it.
Fuck I wish I could listen to the rain

For a moment you pic seems something else more disgusting
Oh well
Goodnight

This was for Missclick

Haven't tried desu but glasses do make me look better desu

gesundheit

Good night matey

t. was replying to the "chinese or arabic" thread

i stopped shaking
does anyone here know how long it takes to get addicted to alcohol?

not sure if just cold or lack of alcohol which made me shake

>**NEED** a brisbane bf
come to oslo cunt ill fuck you silly

bring vodka from duty free

>wew lad
wew
>that shit is gonna be hardcore
its gonna be a balls to the fucken walls trip m8
>have fun matey
i fucken might cunt

sleep tight cunt

been putting off saying this but honestly stop ruining your body matey, you'll regret it

>been putting off saying this but honestly stop ruining your body matey, you'll regret it
i can do whatever the fuck i want until im 25

then ill be a good boi

I found a pic of the Singa
Damn he looks hot

>I'll shorten my lifespan as much as I want until I get my first mid-life crisis then live the rest of my life in regret

pic related is me, a ninja slut

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> post yfw you first saw this

How old are you?

>does anyone here know how long it takes to get addicted to alcohol?
Maybe try stop drinking for a couple days and see if you go into withdrawal
that's the only way to know

Just don't fuck yourself up to badly mate
If you give yourself brain damage you won't be able to continue taken em, better to go hard 1000 times in a lifetime than 50 times in a year and kill your serotonin etc

Why are you so happy in this gif?

benises

that's not me! I'm a super ninja slut and I already posted my picture.

probably benises

Know him...yeah probably

Doubt
Try to kill me if you are a ninja

He's really a cutie

well it's the face I make for benis so I just guessed!

*kills you*
haha, död

When I’m finally Janitor you’re all going to pay I’m going to sit in your little generals (looking at you ausnz, balt and brit) 24/7 timing out any gayposters, proxyfaggots, trannylovers and anime loving freakazoids OH and I’m especially going to timeout namefags or people who try to create a personality around them e-celeb faggotry belongs in the bin you fuckers are the lowest of the low, cretins and you’ll be gone first.

I’m going to take out the trash of this board you will wish they never opened up the application process you will begin to loathe your general, you will begin to loathe this board I might even help you losers finally leave the house (heh) you’ll keep posting and posting rubbing it in that you can just reset your IP but deep down inside it’s killing you one post and bam you’re gone, deleted a minute later and you’re timed out for 15 minutes just waiting to be banned by a mod I’ll time you out you so many times you’ll run out of Original IPs to return on.

I’m going to autistically sit in every single general on this board refreshing the page just looking for an excuse to timeout your ass. One way or another once I am THE JANITOR the free ride is over better pack your shit to Sup Forums or /r9k/ cause Sup Forums isn’t going to hold your we’re not going to tell you it’s going to be alright you better believe there is a new sheriff in town.