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First for every nonce ITT needs locking up
I'm not sure if I'm shaking because its fucken cold or because im fucken sober
maybe i should put on some clothes or turn up the heat or do a shot of vodka or something
>Good morning~
ohayou
>lets hope today is better ay mate
ay who fucken knows
friend is coming over later today and we're gonna get smashed on booze, but i think I only got 0.4 liters of vodka left. 0.2 60% and 0.2 40%
I was literally drinking straight from the bottle last night
>Welcome home matey
ayyy thanks
>You have a strong body if you can resist all of this
I dont know my body is really fucked up from sports n shit cunt
i have injured most things holding my limbs together
i am not a healthy person
>STOP HURTING YOUR BODY AAAAAAH
FUCKEN NEVER
i think that's a good point, chastity cages for everyone!
Undenyable truth
>Alice
Based.
H-how do you know? I-I've never even worn a dress before.
N-no.
Every general on Sup Forums is Sup Forums except for /brit/
This, I want to be locked up in a cute cage next to my master's bed~
kinda want a cage desu
>Every general on Sup Forums is Sup Forums except for /brit/
This
It's like he's never been on this website before
>Aнacтacия
What the fuck is this
Anastasia from Idolmaster
agreed.
You want it all by the sounds of it.
What job do you do with 12 hr shifts?
I thought you were relatively wealthy.
>You want it all
Not all of it...
oh well you don't know you'd look bad either!! dresses are fun, the way they twist and sashay all over :o
I really, really want one.
I need some pumps and a cage!
I just finished watching the big lez show and it was fucken amazing
gonna do a shot of vodka
>>Every general on Sup Forums is Sup Forums except for /brit/
>This
>It's like he's never been on this website befor
>Every general on Sup Forums is Sup Forums except for /brit/
you cunts have obviously never been to /norgetråden/
sad cunts
all of them
with a fetish for girls in wheelchairs
want me a cage as pink as astolfo's hair
>dresses are fun, the way they twist and sashay all over :o
Great, now I really want one.
I've got passive income as a landowner, so I don't exactly need to work. But I do it anyway so I can buy more stuff.
I work at the bakery right now, and get around $800 a month or something.
St-stop trying to turn me gay with your lewdness.
Sounds like hard work desu.
at least some of it
>some pumps
what are pumps?
>gonna do a shot of vodka
do a second one for me mate
oh it's sooo nice. wish i could wear one every day :s
gotta be pink!
>I've got passive income as a landowner
Oh you are exactly the kind of person I would kill off if I was in power in my country.
>/norgetråden/
ew
like pic
oh psh you don't have to be gay!
t. Pol Pot
it's 11 in the morning and the first shot is down the hatch
the shakes are subsiding
post some fucken cuties aight
>do a second one for me mate
russian breakfast it is
>ew
ye its p fucken nasty
weird stuff
we call those high heels outside muttland
Nah, it's easy.
Why? I've got flats and give them out for rent, don't see anything wrong with that.
Th-thanks.
Sounds cozy desu.
they go by that here too, but there's different styles
>Why? I've got flats and give them out for rent, don't see anything wrong with that.
Sorry
It's just that in this country there is a massive exploitation of the renting class by those who can afford to own housing.
>shots for breakfast
ur one crazy cunt aren't you
I want blue ones, along with blue-and-white striped panties, and a pink chastity cage.
ohhhhh, I get it now
he did nothing wrong, all people with glasses should be executed
>russian breakfast it is
yeah boy, you go for gold
I-I'm going to go shower naked now. B-bye bye for now :3
>shower naked
pervert
>tfw like 97% of your country wears glasses including yourself
>including yourself
nerd lol
There is always place for renting here. People can't afford flats, or just come here for work and don't want\can't buy property. Haven't seen any "exploitation" here.
I want those blue ones I linked, so cute
you can get those shimapans at jstore. I just haven't bought any, but they're super comfy apparently, and yeah cage has to be pink!
I used to dress up with an old gf, she got me into it actually ;s
would have added to my outfit for sure, having heels
rude
haha, only pathetic sissy nerds wear glasses
Anime is for losers, goyim
>russian breakfast
A whole bowl of nothing?
R-rude! B-but t-that's not false...
>Haven't seen any "exploitation" here.
Probably because you have tons of commie blocks etc
We don't have shit.
I'm sorry bby, I couldn't help myself.
>running out of drugs
fug :DDDDDDDDD
need to get me some more money so I can get even more fucked up
maybe buy some fucken COCAINE
still got shitloads of 2cb
not sure if yall have heard but snorting 2cb is some of the most brutal shit there is out there
might snort some later ayyyyyyyy
we trippin tonight boiiiiiiisssss
>yeah boy, you go for gold
second shot is down the hatch
going to have to scrounge up some drugs before the end of the day
maybe i will buy some ketamine from a friend
trade him for some ciggies
tolerance is a bitch though
i would get some needles but im a bitch who hates needles
>ur one crazy cunt aren't you
ay fucken say it to my face cunt
nah just kidding love you too m8
>A whole bowl of nothing?
vodka mixed with fucken nothing
its actually a Finish breakfast because i am drinking finnish vodka
>not sure if yall have heard but snorting 2cb is some of the most brutal shit there is out there
Didn't know you could snort it.
Anyway won't you have tolerance from a couple days ago?
You wear glasses?
Mmmmmh
nearly everyone here does
I mean in school the entire class can be wearing glasses
I do have maybe 2 friends who don't wear them though
yes that's right sissies like you belong under the feet of superior non-glasses wearing people
get some krokodil, our Russian friend here will probably sell you some
Why don't you just buy contact lens?
y-yea
only sissies wear glasses...
Business idea: building commieblocks in NZ
>mfw I wear glasses
mmm I guess he's right...
can feel the vodka kicking in boiiiiisss
>Didn't know you could snort it.
fuck ye cunt, it burns as a motherfucker
i knew a motherfucker in middle school who snorted salt
he was a crazy motherfucker
stupid as shit though
>Anyway won't you have tolerance from a couple days ago?
ayyy you fucken know it cunt
which is why imma snort a shitload of it
thirty or fucken fourty milligrams
were getting fucked up tonight
>get some krokodil, our Russian friend here will probably sell you some
nah mate thats opiates man i dont really dabble (much) in that shit got a friend addicted to heroin you know not gonna do that while hes fucked on that shit you know?
They rent entire houses here not only commieblocks
disgusting anime faggots deserve death
Would unironically work.
Make a massive set near Auckland CBD, make them standalone rooms and get like a hundred tenants.
That's what I would do if I had the money.
I understand, that's why building affordable places of living is a good business idea
haha, I bet you're a glasses wearing sissy as well, I pity you people
I would happily live in a commieblock
> disgusting anime faggots deserve death
at least we're not Irish
I think I look better in glasses. And I'm too much of a pansy to put on contact lenses. They're also much less convenient desu.
*licks your feet*
I deserve some Irish cock... I volunteer to be the cum slave for the IRA when you're finally taking back the six lost counties!!
Commieblocks look comfy, I would live in one.
Dealing with neighbours might be a hassle though.
Yep
But collecting money from the guys that rent your propreties must be though
>thirty or fucken fourty milligrams
wew lad
that shit is gonna be hardcore
have fun matey
>Commieblocks look comfy, I would live in one.
we have commieblocks too and they're awful
Need a yard to walk around desu, and doggo is also bored inside a commieblock.
Have you ever try though?
Althought I didn't "Mmmmh" for that in my first comment
I will say you that later
Just sneezed.
gesundheit!
good
keep us updated
I like these ones, they have solid walls with good sound isolation. Flats cost around 5-8m roubles there. They have stores and parks around them, as well as parking
**NEED** a brisbane bf
Goodnight lads, I'm off to beddy byes
Thanks buddy!
It was over pretty quickly but I will hit you all up if there is anything to follow.
Also it is pissing down with rain tonight, friggin comfy
I'mma hop in bed and listen to it.
Good night
Sleep tight
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
This are not even that bad but living here all of your life must be borinain general I very much prefer a home than a flat
good night
>I'mma hop in bed and listen to it.
Fuck I wish I could listen to the rain
For a moment you pic seems something else more disgusting
Oh well
Goodnight
This was for Missclick
Haven't tried desu but glasses do make me look better desu
gesundheit
Good night matey
t. was replying to the "chinese or arabic" thread
i stopped shaking
does anyone here know how long it takes to get addicted to alcohol?
not sure if just cold or lack of alcohol which made me shake
>**NEED** a brisbane bf
come to oslo cunt ill fuck you silly
bring vodka from duty free
>wew lad
wew
>that shit is gonna be hardcore
its gonna be a balls to the fucken walls trip m8
>have fun matey
i fucken might cunt
sleep tight cunt
been putting off saying this but honestly stop ruining your body matey, you'll regret it
>been putting off saying this but honestly stop ruining your body matey, you'll regret it
i can do whatever the fuck i want until im 25
then ill be a good boi
I found a pic of the Singa
Damn he looks hot
>I'll shorten my lifespan as much as I want until I get my first mid-life crisis then live the rest of my life in regret
pic related is me, a ninja slut
youtube.com
> post yfw you first saw this
How old are you?
>does anyone here know how long it takes to get addicted to alcohol?
Maybe try stop drinking for a couple days and see if you go into withdrawal
that's the only way to know
Just don't fuck yourself up to badly mate
If you give yourself brain damage you won't be able to continue taken em, better to go hard 1000 times in a lifetime than 50 times in a year and kill your serotonin etc
Why are you so happy in this gif?
benises
that's not me! I'm a super ninja slut and I already posted my picture.
probably benises
Know him...yeah probably
Doubt
Try to kill me if you are a ninja
He's really a cutie
well it's the face I make for benis so I just guessed!
*kills you*
haha, död
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