>Be me
>Hiding behind in dark cellar behind a tesco crate from la monstrou de Europa superior
"I CAN SMELL YOU MUTT" says the dark creature, smearing his turban with shit
>The smell of freshly defecated tea fills the room
>Feel his glowing red eyes pass over my position, hold dead still
"Notwhitenotwhitenotwhite"
>Remember how the French warned me to cross the sharty seas
>I thought I could educate the British
>Civilize them, make them human
>The moment I arrived the jet black creatura and his brown horde chased me to this licencing cellar
>Now I know why travel to this hell is restricted by the EU
"I see you Hernandez"
>Bolt up and attempt to flee
>The goblin turns around and releases a deafening shart
>Boiling hot tea shart sprinkles on me, stunning me
>The brit grabs me with his claws and open his mouth to unhuman proportions
"TIME TO BECOME WHITE AMERIMUTT"
>My screams are forced out of me along with a white aura
"ALLAHU ACKBAR"
>I realise the orc is absorbing my whiteness and cry
>As the last of my European genetics leave me, pressure builds up in my gut
>I can't hold the pain, I release the last healthy meal I would ever have in England
>My skin has been turned brown as my shart
>My light hair and eyes turned a coarse and rough black
>I am one of them
>My instincts tell me to walk over to the mosque and pray
>Try to kill myself
>No weapons allowed in the UK
>Live in eternal pain
La creatura de Europa superior
Oh so close yet so far...
British people don't really think of themselves as European so you're already stumbling at the gate champ.
la fractura anal...
El devorador....
el eterno anglo...
The concept was good, great in fact, but when it came to the execution it failed completely
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Speak for yourself, sassenach.
la atrocidad...
The only people that don't are pakis and wogs who aren't ethnically European
just because we identify as British first doesn't mean we ignore basic geography
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this is accurate
t. brit
>The Brazilian is the one desperately arguing Amerimutts are white
Love it when stereotypes are 100% accurate.
I didn't say we aren't in Europe I said we don't think of ourselves as "European" first or take "European" identity seriously so the sep's barking up the wrong tree if he wants to get at us.
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Why not Petra?
British is a subset of European
Turn your proxy off you monkey
Back to r/Europe with you
This is only really true of the English.
Fuck off taig
Didn't dispute that, also you couldn't be more wrong about the sorts who think of themselves as "European" (or "British" for that matter)
This. We aren't white.
Dumb murrikan go back to Sup Forums. You missed the whole point of the mutts.
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butthurt lmao
British is a subset of Jewish
too long lad
I like the british
>He stole my story and poorly changed it to make it about Euros.
Brown be hand and heart and bone,
El Goblino is lurking behind stone:
Consume the whites, fill them with dread
The mongrels spread. The West is dead.
In the black wind the mutts soon cackle
Creep up on you, and then they'll tackle,
Till your genes are truly stolen
Now your chromosomes are broken.
"Your not white!" he'll boldly cry.
As you watch your heritage die.
La Bonglino...
true pottery
el ogro de las Americas
It's fitting, that LA CREATURA has corrupted a tale of his muttness in vain attempt to deflect it.
>Day 5. Just before midnight.
A scavenging group of Mongrels ambushed our merchant caravan a few hours ago.. They took Alice, John and Phillip before we could even lift our rifles. Gareth and William are missing and we do not know where they went. Jason said he saw a rift that consumed the dying light of the sun , from wherein reached a black hand that snatched them from this plane of existence.
I had never seen them up close and I never want to again, their mottled dark skin, the sickly light emanating from their eyes, their protruding jaw and disgusting smell still haunts me, the constant smell of greasy shit and putrid burgers made many of us violently sick.
>Day 6. Morning.
Las creaturas are following us now, they're always just on the horizon. We can hear their sharts from here and when the wind blows towards us their vile gas causes our horses to die and our food to spoil. We have tried shooting them but for every single one that we strike down, it appears that several more take their place.
Amongst their number are several larger mongrels, the one our Mexican guide Manolo calls "El Ogro". We pray that when the night comes we have enough firewood and white power symbols to repulse them long enough - at least until the dawn comes.
>Day 7.
There are thousands following us now. They are waiting for a creatura large enough to whip them into a frenzy. The horizon is covered in them and the stench is causing many of us to pass out. It is so hard to stay awake now. Our ammunition begins to run low. Our numbers are dwindling. Am I white? Was my name always Muhammad?
Day 8.
Please. If anyone reads this message I implore you to turn back. Please don't go the route we went. The old Texan Highway is not saf*The page is covered in vomit and shit smears*. They've taken everyone. I am the last one left. They are calling me now. Everyone has been taken. Sharting feels so good now. My pants are filled with burger slurry. You're not white NOT WHITE NOT WHITE NOT WH-
White
Black
Asian
Spic
Long ago the four races lived in harmony, then everything changed when the aryans attacked
Only the British, master of all 4 races could stop them, but when Muhammad needed them most, they vanished.
My brother and I have discovered the new brit, a nigbender named Harry, and although he has a long way to go before he mixes anyone, I believe Harry can mix the world.