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hi, i'm here for this gf
thank you

what's a herm?

hermaphodites

the gf

Takes one to know one

People from a specific region of greece that have a penor AND a vagine
Many such cases

could you imagine?

Yes

>I'll come by between 2 and 4 o clock
>3:35 and no sign of her

hmmmmm

upset that i woke up this early

god i wish that were me

tan lines are underrated

in b4 "omg so sorry something came up!! :((( Let's meet another time so sorry i'm terrible lol!"

Definitely going to wind up fat.
Definitely good enough for a poke or ten.

For whatever reason 1/3 of the time my browser loads both Sup Forums x and the native extension; how do I stop this?

>2 and 4
you got curved

I like this .gif

>italian punctuality
Like, dude, how long have you fucking been there?

5 months

Agreed.
Kind of love it maybe.

Surely she'll show up by 4:50

Rare terrone sighting

she'll be fine

She was murdered.

Another one

4 PM

first she lies about coming by on the weekend now this

Who is the girl lad

I know this is a terrible place to go to for relationship advice, but if a girl agrees to a second date, but still seems uninterested, is she just using me for free tickets/food? Does she feel bad for me? By not interested I mean any time we talk, it’s me initiating, and even then she take 30+ minutes to respond.

I’ve decided if she doesn’t text me, I’m going to not buy any tickets to the game we planned to go to, and if she brings it up, I’ll say something like “I figured, since you never brought it up you that you’re over it” and if she doesn’t bring it up I’ll know she is relieved she doesn’t have to go.

its the assistant for my landlord

she needs to add me to the apartment wifi and show us how to do utility meter readings and she's flaked on both

I’ll add that I’ve literally said “text me whenever, I’m always bored” leaving it very obvious that I’d like her to text me, so it’s doubtful she’s nervous or something.

im back from work you guys

I'm at work you guys

Should've gone to College

My landlord is shit too. Once we needed a ladder to replace some smoke detector batteries. Took this bitch 2 weeks to bring us the ladder she promised THAT DAY.

>converting to islam
Can you actually imagine?

>tfw can’t post from work

Thinking about quitting my job guys
Think I was lied to.

*appears out of nowhere*

gonna try to buy some soup but I bet itll be expensive

damn italian grocery stores

>can't figure out how to replace some smoke detector batteries without his hand being held
Ho Lee Fuk
You're serious, aren't you?

What? I needed a ladder, not a handyman. I would’ve went and bought my own, but my landlord insisted she’d get the ladder to me that very night.

Maybe I should add I have Bailey ceilings and this thing is at least 15 feet in the air. I think it’s probably your shit reading comprehension that’s confusing you though.

>insisted she'd get the ladder
And she didn't.
And you waited two weeks.
Hope you figure shit out or your lifespan will suffer.

what did you have for breakfast?

>america

eewww

>not phone posting and using up data on this shithole

*treats you like shit*

Ah, rich, useless, AND lazy.
Cool, I got you.

*treats you like you were my son*

My trick for eye bags?
Fucktons of water and hemmorhoid cream.

*develops oedipus complex*

8yr, dark, haitian rum
So good I think I'll have another

Severely fucked in the head desu

*sents you to the psycho ward*
oh well.....

incest is only ok when its 2D

That's your opinion

the truth*

Congratulation everybody!

I am here!

gonna buy FUN

Do you think Jerry Seinfeld would be a kind, stern, or distant father?

lel

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stern

It's fairly pricey and doesn't last very long
Enjoy while you can!

the coin

Oh, shit.
Excellent evidence.
*scribbles vehemently in notepad*

I cant pirate games or watch porn if Im not on the wifi

Own some but can't wait to see this shit burn.
Gonna be fascinating.

That's your opinion

lads, my key for the letter "o" is not working
ii have to press it hard

clean your keyboard

stop jizzing on your keyboard

jizz on your keyboard

stop pressing o

Wow user, you're such a nice guy, it's hard to believe that I'm your first girlfriend

wait, I am?

sorry not sorry i dont date virgins

Stp talking

>kodak up 120% yesterday
>up 60% today
>for a dinosaur introducing a meme coin
Can make a quick buck if you're quick

Do you have to drive a manual car in your countries to get a drivers license or are you taught how to drive on an automatic car?

automatic. Manual is pretty rare to find and is hardly driven at all here. My dad taught me once how to do it and I completely forgot how to shift

*jizzes so hard it flies around the world 4x and hones in on (((dane))) poster's keyboard*
lmao, what a fag
Jizz-covered fingers and all that

No one knows how to use manual

just found some jizz that doesn't belong to me
Who the fuck did this??

When you learn to drive here you drive a manual

what are the roads like in Iceland?

Sounds embarrassing, but driving manual is a bit of a point of pride.
Could not imagine telling a girl I can't drive stick.
Even my sisters can.

spank me daddy

ive been a bad girl

punish me daddy

*spanks you*

Found the soyboy - birthed from a soy mother, artificially impregnated by a soy "dad"

spank me mommy

Jfc, erp again?
Kys

DUDE SOYS LMAO

ordered a CD in amsterdam

still havent gotten it

dane rhymes with soyboy

Narrow, or not.
Well maintained, or not.
What do you think?

I dunno, its a small icy island. Maybe its different

I dont know how the regular roads here are compared to the rest of Europe, but there are many gravel roads here, and to drive through the highland you sometimes need to drive through rivers so an ordinary car wont work there