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brit
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ommmmm

Give me a good medieval or fantasy film lads.

no u

OMMMM

doing index notation vector proofs

so far this my holiday work has taken ~50 A4 pages of pure maths and ive been working about 6 hours a day
urgh

Serious: Kingdom of Heaven
Silly/fun: Army of Darkness

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getting a boner over these models lads

I will smack one of you if you pipe up

corrrrrrr

lad you do know that you can put "porn" into google and get to see naked women, right?

Runt

Wew lad

you divvent see these women in porn

what have you had to drink tonight lads? i've had
>2 gin and tonics
>an old fashioned

I suppose that's me
ommmm

do you have a bigger or smaller knob than your dad?

need her lads

my own cum after a wank and a glass of water

My da has a huge knob and purposely flaunts it

latex

HOUSE SO EMPTY, NEED A CENTERPIECE

bigger
my dads knob fits in my mouth but mine doesn't

Janny's on, mind your Ps and Qs.

a bit butters

havent seen my dads knob since i was little but i have a distinct memory of it being massive

Alri nite lads
Twas fun
ommmmmmmmmmmm

What makes a girl attractive lads? Let's not just cheat and say "big tits, big arse" but what about her face?

not the image I intended on posting

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Just watched Bronson, pretty good film desu

what's london like these days?

same

my nobs massive might post it later on data connection

Want to do this to the janny

>we live in a time where some chink in his underwear half way across the planet can break in to and steal your personal data
I want to go back to a time where the biggest problem was that your neighbours may have stole a chicken.

thick lips 2bh

mental

show me da wey

Is it gay to like cocks in your arse?

el ay de es

great film imo big fan of whatshisname the lead actor

stupidly gentrified and segregated

i go to the centre and feel like shit and unwelcome because of all the rich people wearing designer clothes and driving Jags
then i go home to my ends and feel like shit and unwelcome because of all the poor chavs and muzzies

i expect it would be lovely to visit though

nothing wrong with that la

A girl is attractive if you don't find her unattractive desu
Looking natural is best

yeah its nice

Wanna travel Latin America but I’ve seen too much gore from that part of the world

mum says the only good thing I inherited from my dad is my massive cock

strong jawline, high cheekbones, broad forehead

ommmmm

One of my best mates has a 6 inch flaccid cock, it’s outrageous

does good public transport baffle brits?

cannot fathom the conversation where this came up

LOOK AT HIS LIPS

bit gay

>newcastle
>reading
>sussex
>cardiff
which one lads? (yes im a brainlet)

ommmmmmmmm

Just ventured to /hm/ lads

do they have canadian whisky in the uk or is that just an american thing

ommmm

newcastle for the night life
reading for the books
sussex for the sex
cardiff for the car

Bit gay innit?

> Yorkshire has an international football team now
Best county desu

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EXTREEEEEME TERROOOORRRRR

Lads, I've got a scar on the side of my head that goes all the way round, completely stripping it off any hair follicles

I've heard people say it looks cool, but most people see it as a negative.

Should I see if I can get a hair transplant over the scars for free by the NHS? What would you do ?

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Bacon butty
Mushy peas
Chippy
Burger and chips

depends on how bad la
post a pic

Post a pic

How’d that happen

I have a scar that cuts threw my eyebrow and looks aesthetic

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Embrace it, you can use it as """""personality"""""

chicks will love it

those look sexy on men no homo

Battered sausage butty

same here

was it from a fight?

I think the reason I don't get out of bed until the late afternoon is because my life is a total mess of unjustified stress and anxiety about literal non issues.

>threw my eyebrow

Yeah, got jumped by a load of knackers outside a club and lacerated my brow

Love seeing roasties get btfo like this

It's a bit like this, but more upright and on both sides, you can't see it from the top fortunately
Surgery on my skull when I was a bairn lad

so this is the face off rorke

yeah that looks horrible

cant imagine ever being mugged or attacked. this is coming from someone who lives in london

>50% of your penis is hidden inside your body

Lads.. I’m suddenly feeling hung

Kara boga does it again

Yeah I guess you must finally be 7 inches now

Who dun it? The Greys?

The doctors lad

What does that even mean lads? Am I being retarded?

refugee
total shit
is how i've always seen us

not a help
you'll admit
to agreement between us

my fully outside of body dick is like 7.3 inches hahahah

To lobotomize you?

crikey
i'd get the surgery but you could use it as a conversation starter

cock

got a scar on my thumb from wood tech in 2006

It's quite a distinctive scar

so I don't want me posting it and then people recognising me etc

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Fred Feme

Got a scar right down the middle of my scrotum from surgery a few years back

must be some new normie code i've yet to assimilate

Shut up Nip Pong